Colossal Spoons
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Mr Lex Luthor said:I've yet to hear people mentioning snakes.
I live in a country full of snakes. Well, not rly in this area, but in the outback, it's very likely that you'd come across snakes.
Snakes? I'd kill them in a heartbeat. I'd probably wear long, long boots, cover my arms with pillow covers and use chairs as my shields. Or I'd lock myself in any room and call Steve Irwin.
Mr Lex Luthor said:I've yet to hear people mentioning snakes.
I live in a country full of snakes. Well, not rly in this area, but in the outback, it's very likely that you'd come across snakes.
Snakes? I'd kill them in a heartbeat. I'd probably wear long, long boots, cover my arms with pillow covers and use chairs as my shields. Or I'd lock myself in any room and call Steve Irwin.
Colossal Spoons said:The mods squash spam like we squash ants.
Yes, I have. My God, the bug scene was just disgusting. Out-of-the-world disgusting. I almost threw up on the person beside me.Warhammer said:Have you seen King Kong (2005)?
There were giant ass centipedes in that.![]()
Mr Lex Luthor said:Yes, I have. My God, the bug scene was just disgusting. Out-of-the-world disgusting. I almost threw up on the person beside me.
Jackson, you no-good! And I think I've heard screams and cries during that bug scene as well.![]()
I will personally find out where they live, slap them, then slug them in the jaw.Warhammer said:I only did it once, adn see, we made it to the 4th page.
...wat if someone else posts a centipede pic?![]()
If I had a shovel, I would do it. Unfortunately, I don't have long, hard, sharp things. So, using a kitchen knife would be a bad idea. I don't want to get bitten on the hand and die.Warhammer said:If I saw a snake, I'd leave it the hell alone.
If I had to, I'd chop it's head off with a shovel. That thing isn't biting me.
That's so cliché.SpeedballLives said:Snakes are awesome.
That whole slimmy thing is total BS.
The only reason they fear you is because you fear them.
SpeedballLives said:I will personally find out where they live, slap them, then slug them in the jaw.
Mr Lex Luthor said:If I had a shovel, I would do it. Unfortunately, I don't have long, hard, sharp things. So, using a kitchen knife would be a bad idea. I don't want to get bitten on the hand and die.
That's so cliché.![]()
Mr Lex Luthor said:If I had a shovel, I would do it. Unfortunately, I don't have long, hard, sharp things. So, using a kitchen knife would be a bad idea. I don't want to get bitten on the hand and die.
That's so cliché.![]()
SpeedballLives said:I meant, if you show fear, they realize you are about to something and go into defense mode.
If you stay calm and cool, they might leave you alone.
Not a bad idea. I'll have to try that trick if I ever came across one. Which is highly doubtful.Warhammer said:If you have enough, throw them. Hopefully, you'll pop one in the head.
Thats why I said mightWarhammer said:Some snakes "look for trouble".
If you don't see them, they presume you want trouble and bite you.
What about those snakes you hear all the time that attack people when they're sleeping? They were sleeping and yet, they got bitten by snakes and died, anyway.SpeedballLives said:I meant, if you show fear, they realize you are about to something and go into defense mode.
If you stay calm and cool, they might leave you alone.
SpeedballLives said:Thats why I said might
Did you know that Austrailia has the largest amount of species of snakes that are poisonous.(I just scared you, sorry.)
And I live in that country.SpeedballLives said:Thats why I said might
Did you know that Austrailia has the largest amount of species of snakes that are poisonous.(I just scared you, sorry.)
Mr Lex Luthor said:Not a bad idea. I'll have to try that trick if I ever came across one. Which is highly doubtful.
I have spiders to worry about. We get them A LOT around here.
And speaking of snakes, I remember when I was about six, my mom found this huge python sleeping under my family dinner table. It was about 10 feet long. I was living in Thailand at the time, so it's not uncommon to find big snakes there.
Yeah, we all panicked. Luckily, it wasn't poisonous, but it can crush you if it gets a hold of you.
My grandma came across a few cobras in her garden, too. I hate that country. So many snakes and roaches and mosquitos. And especially flies. Ugh.![]()
well...Mr Lex Luthor said:What about those snakes you hear all the time that attack people when they're sleeping? They were sleeping and yet, they got bitten by snakes and died, anyway.
So, what gives?
Either way, they're gonna bite you, anyway.
SpeedballLives said:well...
Most people are probably strangled to death by snakes than poisoned.
I've had an Albino Boa wrapped around me before, it's quite fun actually.
Fun? Like, "Alright, class, this is an Albino Boa. Put your hands up if you want it to wrap around you" fun or "OMFG, I just woke up and found this giant Albino Boa around my body and I can hear my bones cracking" fun?SpeedballLives said:well...
Most people are probably strangled to death by snakes than poisoned.
I've had an Albino Boa wrapped around me before, it's quite fun actually.