Do you like kill pests?

[Colossal Spoons]

The mods squash spam like we squash ants.

 

[Warhammer]

I've yet to hear people mentioning snakes.

I live in a country full of snakes. Well, not rly in this area, but in the outback, it's very likely that you'd come across snakes.

Snakes? I'd kill them in a heartbeat. I'd probably wear long, long boots, cover my arms with pillow covers and use chairs as my shields. Or I'd lock myself in any room and call Steve Irwin.

If I saw a snake, I'd leave it the hell alone.
If I had to, I'd chop it's head off with a shovel. That thing isn't biting me.

 

[Speedball]

I've yet to hear people mentioning snakes.

I live in a country full of snakes. Well, not rly in this area, but in the outback, it's very likely that you'd come across snakes.

Snakes? I'd kill them in a heartbeat. I'd probably wear long, long boots, cover my arms with pillow covers and use chairs as my shields. Or I'd lock myself in any room and call Steve Irwin.

Snakes are awesome.
That whole slimmy thing is total BS.
The only reason they fear you is because you fear them.

 

[Warhammer]

The mods squash spam like we squash ants.

I only did it once, adn see, we made it to the 4th page.

...wat if someone else posts a centipede pic?

 

[LEX]

Have you seen King Kong (2005)?
There were giant ass centipedes in that.

Yes, I have. My God, the bug scene was just disgusting. Out-of-the-world disgusting. I almost threw up on the person beside me.

Jackson, you no-good! And I think I've heard screams and cries during that bug scene as well.

 

[Warhammer]

Yes, I have. My God, the bug scene was just disgusting. Out-of-the-world disgusting. I almost threw up on the person beside me.

Jackson, you no-good! And I think I've heard screams and cries during that bug scene as well.

Alot of people had the creepy crawlies in the theater when that scene was on, and it was dark and chilly too, so you could picture one crawling on you.

 

[Speedball]

I only did it once, adn see, we made it to the 4th page.

...wat if someone else posts a centipede pic?

I will personally find out where they live, slap them, then slug them in the jaw.

 

[LEX]

If I saw a snake, I'd leave it the hell alone.
If I had to, I'd chop it's head off with a shovel. That thing isn't biting me.

If I had a shovel, I would do it. Unfortunately, I don't have long, hard, sharp things. So, using a kitchen knife would be a bad idea. I don't want to get bitten on the hand and die.

Snakes are awesome.
That whole slimmy thing is total BS.
The only reason they fear you is because you fear them.

That's so cliché.

 

[Warhammer]

I will personally find out where they live, slap them, then slug them in the jaw.

Throw them in the toilet and look at them try and crawl out. I do that sometimes with spiders.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Woohoo page 4!

 

[Warhammer]

If I had a shovel, I would do it. Unfortunately, I don't have long, hard, sharp things. So, using a kitchen knife would be a bad idea. I don't want to get bitten on the hand and die.


That's so cliché.

If you have enough, throw them. Hopefully, you'll pop one in the head.

 

[Speedball]

If I had a shovel, I would do it. Unfortunately, I don't have long, hard, sharp things. So, using a kitchen knife would be a bad idea. I don't want to get bitten on the hand and die.


That's so cliché.

I meant, if you show fear, they realize you are about to something and go into defense mode.
If you stay calm and cool, they might leave you alone.

 

[Warhammer]

I meant, if you show fear, they realize you are about to something and go into defense mode.
If you stay calm and cool, they might leave you alone.

Some snakes "look for trouble".
If you don't see them, they presume you want trouble and bite you.

 

[LEX]

If you have enough, throw them. Hopefully, you'll pop one in the head.

Not a bad idea. I'll have to try that trick if I ever came across one. Which is highly doubtful.

I have spiders to worry about. We get them A LOT around here.

And speaking of snakes, I remember when I was about six, my mom found this huge python sleeping under my family dinner table. It was about 10 feet long. I was living in Thailand at the time, so it's not uncommon to find big snakes there.

Yeah, we all panicked. Luckily, it wasn't poisonous, but it can crush you if it gets a hold of you.

My grandma came across a few cobras in her garden, too. I hate that country. So many snakes and roaches and mosquitos. And especially flies. Ugh.

 

[Speedball]

Some snakes "look for trouble".
If you don't see them, they presume you want trouble and bite you.

Thats why I said might
Did you know that Austrailia has the largest amount of species of snakes that are poisonous.(I just scared you, sorry.)

 

[LEX]

I meant, if you show fear, they realize you are about to something and go into defense mode.
If you stay calm and cool, they might leave you alone.

What about those snakes you hear all the time that attack people when they're sleeping? They were sleeping and yet, they got bitten by snakes and died, anyway.

So, what gives?

Either way, they're gonna bite you, anyway.

 

[Warhammer]

Thats why I said might
Did you know that Austrailia has the largest amount of species of snakes that are poisonous.(I just scared you, sorry.)

You didn't scare me.
I am not afraid of a snake unless i was in a situation when it was about to bite me.

The most poisonous snake in the world is also a nice snake, btw.

 

[LEX]

Thats why I said might
Did you know that Austrailia has the largest amount of species of snakes that are poisonous.(I just scared you, sorry.)

And I live in that country.

Most snakes mainly live in the outbacks, though. So, snakes live in the outbacks and forests, and spiders live in the cities, suburbs and almost everywhere. Either way, it sucks.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Insects, yes

 

[Warhammer]

Not a bad idea. I'll have to try that trick if I ever came across one. Which is highly doubtful.

I have spiders to worry about. We get them A LOT around here.

And speaking of snakes, I remember when I was about six, my mom found this huge python sleeping under my family dinner table. It was about 10 feet long. I was living in Thailand at the time, so it's not uncommon to find big snakes there.

Yeah, we all panicked. Luckily, it wasn't poisonous, but it can crush you if it gets a hold of you.

My grandma came across a few cobras in her garden, too. I hate that country. So many snakes and roaches and mosquitos. And especially flies. Ugh.

Damn.

 

[Speedball]

What about those snakes you hear all the time that attack people when they're sleeping? They were sleeping and yet, they got bitten by snakes and died, anyway.

So, what gives?

Either way, they're gonna bite you, anyway.

well...
Most people are probably strangled to death by snakes than poisoned.
I've had an Albino Boa wrapped around me before, it's quite fun actually.

 

[Warhammer]

well...
Most people are probably strangled to death by snakes than poisoned.
I've had an Albino Boa wrapped around me before, it's quite fun actually.

Damn son.

 

[LEX]

well...
Most people are probably strangled to death by snakes than poisoned.
I've had an Albino Boa wrapped around me before, it's quite fun actually.

Fun? Like, "Alright, class, this is an Albino Boa. Put your hands up if you want it to wrap around you" fun or "OMFG, I just woke up and found this giant Albino Boa around my body and I can hear my bones cracking" fun?

 

[Warhammer]

...well, some snakes naturally wrap around people's bodies.
I saw that on Animal planet.

 

[Speedball]

It was at a Jack Hanna show at a theme park.
I was like 12 or 13
I got to go on stage with a whole bunch of kids.
Then he told me to stay up there.
And I got the Snake wrapped around me.
It squeezed pretty tightly too.
The only time they would bite you would be when they went in for the kill, thank god he didn't.