Does She-Hulk have the best ass?

[Anubis]

Nah, she's got the best boobs.


Seriously though, it all depends on whose drawing it. The size, shape, and voluptuousness of a character is dependent totally upon the perverseness of the artist's mind.

 

[Doc Destruction]

You mean Ed Benes' (insert any woman drawn by Ed Benes here), right? 'Cause you know he draws the same exact male and female figures over and over for everyone.

True, but Canary's outfit is PERFECT for his style.

Damn, I love fishnets.

 

[Hans]

Gross. Fishnets are in the top 5 trashiest things a woman can wear.

 

[Anubis]

That's what makes it sexy.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Amen.

And I got so carried away talking about women I forgot to freaking vote!

 

[fifthfiend]

Nah, she's got the best boobs.


Seriously though, it all depends on whose drawing it. The size, shape, and voluptuousness of a character is dependent totally upon the perverseness of the artist's mind.

Generally speaking I agree with this.

However you have to bear in mind Shulkie being green, which however well she's drawn automatically makes her strange ass.

And as Vince Vaughn so wisely taught us in The Wedding Crashers, everyone loves some strange ass.

 

[Anubis]

This is true..

But then the same could be said for characters like Starfire, Jade, She-Dragon, and other not quite human hotties. What makes Jen so much hotter than say, Wonder Woman? I mean, she is made of clay. That's like humping play dough.....and that's just strange enough to be hot.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wonder Woman looks and feels like normal flesh, though. Especially now that she can turn human.

She-Dragon's got a mohawk.

Jade's a filthy ****e.

Starfire... well, She-Hulk's got some competition there. Gold is better than green, and Starfire's got that mystique of a super-hot chick who can totally kick your ass going for her, too.

 

[Anubis]

What's wrong with a mohawk? That just makes her hotter. Theres Alt Porn for a reason my friend.....of course theres Granny Porn for a reason too...so my money's on Aunt May for hottest in the MU.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Mohawks don't do it for me. I'll take a full head of luscious, bouncy green hair any day.

 

[Anubis]

Well, she doens't always have a Mohawk.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I look at that and think "She-Dragon," and it's kind of meh. I look at it and think "blonde She-Hulk," and suddenly she's super-hot.

 

[Anubis]

That's called obsession. They got a cream for that.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Is it weird that I find it really hot when McGuinness draws She-Hulk to look a bit like Lucy Lawless?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

My 2 favs are Blink from Exiles and Arisia from Green Lantern Corps(I don't care if she's 11! )

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I bet you fantasize about Arisia and Molly from Runaways together, you big perv.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, Molly gets eaten by Mammomax in the very beginning

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Good fantasy.

 

[Anubis]

Still kinda sick though.

 

[fifthfiend]

This is true..

But then the same could be said for characters like Starfire, Jade, She-Dragon, and other not quite human hotties.

Naw I mean, they all get the same strange-ass bonus. Less so for Kory as gold isn't really all that far out of the range for normal humans.

I guess I'd add that She-Hulk has the whole "7 feet tall and ripped" thing to differentiate her, which tends to show up to one degree or another regardless of the artist drawing her, so if that's your thing then that's another point in her favor.

 

[Anubis]

Raped by an Amazon is a fantasy of mine.

Death by Snu Snu baby.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Stop, you're killing me!

 

[Kitsune]

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That lady's ass looks like a b!tch

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Poor Pedro.