Drunken things you do...

[The Shape]

If I were the ONS type of guy, I'm sure I would have many drunk hookup stories to share.

An ONS is always fun once in a while.

 

[Hades]

A similar thing happened to me and my friends once with the pool I worked at in my town. What's the name of this pool, might I ask?

I don't even know what it's called..
I never go there, I can't swim...

 

[black_dust]

I threw up on my mates front door, his mother wasn`t very impressed

 

[JLBats]

I've never been drunk, been buzzed a few times, but not really drunk. However, my friend is a lightweight and goes into a vague and impossibly honest stupor after about two drinks (Apparently I am "awesome" and his other friend "smells like **** and should kill himself").

So, one time when we were around a campfire and my friend was stumbling around, one of the people around the fire said to my friend "Hey. I think that fire just called you a ******." Well, my drunk friend wasn't about to let his name be sullied by a campfire, so he attacked it. I had to pull him away to save him.

Good times

 

[Hades]

I threw up on my mates front door, his mother wasn`t very impressed

I threw up twice last night, then I had to listen to this really huge guy have sex with this tiny underage chick last night when I was trying to sleep. FAP FAP FAP FAP "OH ZANE" "OH ZANE"

 

[black_dust]

I threw up twice last night, then I had to listen to this really huge guy have sex with this tiny underage chick last night when I was trying to sleep. FAP FAP FAP FAP "OH ZANE" "OH ZANE"

I havnt drank since that night, that was in July sometime

 

[JLBats]

I threw up twice last night, then I had to listen to this really huge guy have sex with this tiny underage chick last night when I was trying to sleep. FAP FAP FAP FAP "OH ZANE" "OH ZANE"

I won't sleep tonight. Thanks a lot

 

[Hades]

I won't sleep tonight. Thanks a lot

Yeah, the guy looked like King Kong. Earlier, my friend was sitting on this lawn chair with a big bottle of booze and a cigarrete in his hand in front of this guy. And he was sitting on this giant keg, holding the girl with one arm. We had country music blarring, and we all sang to it. This was all inside...it was hillarious. I think I had near 10 ciggarettes in one hour while this was going on.

 

[incubat]

i once got lost in stuttgart with drunk guys, i was sober...but they weren't, and since they were older than me they thought they knew the right way home (i know...makes no sense), we ended up asking a hooker for directions

 

[black_dust]

i once got lost in stuttgart with drunk guys, i was sober...but they weren't, and since they were older than me they thought they knew the right way home (i know...makes no sense), we ended up asking a hooker for directions

Did she charge you?

 

[maxwell's demon]

• puke all over the road

• wake up naked in strange semipublic places

• pranks. usually involving unfortunate amounts of pain

• tell people how much i love them while we all cry manly tears

• reveal to people that time began in the 14th century

• puke all over my bed* and then lie there while my too nice girlfriend cleans both it, and me, up, then head still drunk to a friends wedding and nearly puke at the reception. twice

• talk about my imaginary friend "dean wilson, the otter"

• sodoku

*my entire dinner, undigested

 

[Fred_Fury]

couple weeks ago I got really drunk, went to wal-mart and picked up some chicks, they invited me and my friends back to their place, turns out one of the girls was married and her husband and his buddies were back at the house too... next thing you know WW3 broke out, big ass freaking brawl.

I ended up with a fat black eye, 12 stiches on my eyebrow, 2 on my lip, my buddy ended up with a broken hand from hitting a guy on the back of the head, one of those guys lost a few of his front teeth, I choked 1 guy out, my buddy split his leg open kicking a guy in the face... it was awesome lol

 

[incubat]

ehm...she wanted to, but it turns out she only wanted some phone money, so a friend of mine, gave him his phonecard, since it was our last night there he didn't mind....and the rest of the guys took pictures with her "when's the next time you're going to be with a german hooker???"...i just took the picture and smiled

 

[incubat]

couple weeks ago I got really drunk, went to wal-mart and picked up some chicks, they invited me and my friends back to their place, turns out one of the girls was married and her husband and his buddies were back at the house too... next thing you know WW3 broke out, big ass freaking brawl.

I ended up with a fat black eye, 12 stiches on my eyebrow, 2 on my lip, my buddy ended up with a broken hand from hitting a guy on the back of the head, one of those guys lost a few of his front teeth, I choked 1 guy out, my buddy split his leg open kicking a guy in the face... it was awesome lol

damn....sounds like fun

 

[black_dust]

Oh i pissed my pants once when i was drunk as well nice

 

[incubat]

i once danced with a palmtree, made out with the wrong girl, i played nintendo, rode a bike, stayed up untill 11 am playing play station, broke up with my grilfriend, puked a few times, swam in the ocean and i even went to class drunk once (my chemistry teacher laughed his ass off and then tought us the mathematical way of finding out how much alcohol was inside me)

 

[Hades]

i once danced with a palmtree, made out with the wrong girl, i played nintendo, rode a bike, stayed up untill 11 am playing play station, broke up with my grilfriend, puked a few times, swam in the ocean and i even went to class drunk once (my chemistry teacher laughed his ass off and then tought us the mathematical way of finding out how much alcohol was inside me)

Wow, cool teacher. Most would send you to the office and call your parents.

 

[incubat]

yea, well...he understood, but i got really scared when i woke up in the middle of the class and everybody was staring at me and laughing in

 

[tzarinna]

i once danced with a palmtree, made out with the wrong girl, i played nintendo, rode a bike, stayed up untill 11 am playing play station, broke up with my grilfriend, puked a few times, swam in the ocean and i even went to class drunk once (my chemistry teacher laughed his ass off and then tought us the mathematical way of finding out how much alcohol was inside me)

I try not to kiss anybody when I'm blind drunk,I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl and my eyes are literally swimming in their sockets.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Occasional goofy smile.

Trance-like moments of pondering in the middle of someone else's funny joke/story.

I'm more likely to instigate something w/ a 'let us see where this goes' type of attitude.

Sometimes, my tact disappears. (I might ask anything that's suggested)

I'll let women take tequila shots off of my stomach/ab region - I'm usually more adventurous.

Give people weird stares and then break into laughter when it freaks them out.

A variety of things for a cheap laugh/whatever's proposed by whoever I'm with.

I've thrown up several times.

I did a back handspring on a friend's deckrailing once.

I always have the sudden urge to gamble on any billiards game.

 

[Speedball]

never been drunk.
Wait...
There was that one time, but that doesn't count.

 

[user123456789]

I fall down stairs.

A lot.

 

[Darren Daring]

I pissed on this guys computer. a lot.

 

[Darren Daring]

Awesome, I did my "a lot" completely independent of yours

 

[user123456789]

Awesome, I did my "a lot" completely independent of yours