Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

Both? But cleaning the oceans would be better and rather urgent.

Would you rather...

Be the student who always sleeps in class OR Be the student who always talks in class

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I was the one that slept in class.

In High School...

Have your locker next to the lunch room
OR
Have your locker next to the nearest exit

 

[MissMarvelous]

Next to the nearest exit.

Would you rather...

Have a lightsaber OR Have a helper monkey

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Lightsaber, I've been around monkeys, not a fan.

Squishy squish your toes in wet sand OR roll around on recently rained on grass

 

[MissMarvelous]

toes in wet sand

If you were in the rough part of town, would you rather...

Arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns OR Arm yourself with the most powerful Super Soakers

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Super soaker full of Carolina Reaper infused water, do not feck with me boyo!

Dance a jig on the very top of the Empire State Building
OR
Flash your junk at cops at a protest and then run

 

[MissMarvelous]

A jig

Would you rather...

Be a character in your favorite game OR Be a member of your favorite band

 

[Rozen Thorne]

That's a tough one... I'll be my main in World of Warcraft

Plant a herb garden OR Build bird houses

 

[MissMarvelous]

A herb garden is more likely.

Have a lot of time but no freedom OR Have freedom but no time

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Freedom!

Spend a month in the Amazon rain forest with the natives
OR
Spend a month in Mongolia with a nomadic tribe of Tuvans

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Spend a month in the Amazon rain forest with the natives

Spend time with someone with a vivid imagination or spend time with someone who knows all the best restaurants in your town

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Spend time with someone with a vivid imagination

A picnic in the park with family OR a tailgate party at a football stadium with the boys

 

[MissMarvelous]

A picnic with the fam.

Would you rather...

Speak every language except the language of the country you're currently in OR Speak only the language of the country you're in, but know the meaning of every single word in that language

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Every language except the Queen's English. I guess I'll have to settle for speaking 'Merican. yeehaw

Have a wrestling match in lingerie in a swimming pool half filled with honey
OR
Duel blindfolded with 30 other people using fully pumped up BB Guns

 

[MissMarvelous]

blindfolded and BB guns!

Room with Snoop Dogg OR Room with Bob Marley

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Marley was a way better singer, even if I despise reggae at least I'd be able to breathe, Snoop would hotbox the room into oblivion.

Dig a hole every day and then fill it back in OR push a boulder up a hill then run like heck when it comes back down

 

[MissMarvelous]

The boulder sounds like more fun.

Be an olympic tennis player OR Be an olympic table tennis player

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Olympic Gold Medal-Winning Tennis Player

Live in the Austin Powers Universe, drive a cool Spy car, live in a cool Spy mansion
OR
Live in the Dune Universe on Arrakis with the Fremen, master the Weirding Way, control the Spice.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Austin Powers

Be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain OR Go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Ice slide, I don't feck with squirrels man, they're crazy asf!

Spend a day with a Scientist and convince them there is a higher power in the Universe
OR
Spend a day with a Politician and convince them that they are not in touch with the common folk

 

[MissMarvelous]

The Scientist

Have the voice of the opposite sex OR Have the muscle mass/bodybuild of the opposite sex

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Hmm, that's an interesting one...it's too late for me now but IF I had a female voice right out of the gate then perhaps I could have gone trans... not that the urge was ever that strong, but it was always in the back of my mind. Good one!

Find your perfect mate but you have to move halfway across the world to be with them
OR
You never find a mate but you gain enlightenment from it, your wisdom is greatly magnified and you have serenity.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Good one!

I know. Thank you.

Move halfway, duh!

Walk around the mall naked OR Walk around school or workplace naked

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Walk around an out of town mall naked.

Play truth or dare with your friends but all the dares are sex-related and all the truths are things you may not want known
OR
Play strip poker with your friends, any clothing you lose they get to keep, if you lose 3 hands in a row you lose your clothes for the entire game

 

[MissMarvelous]

Sex-related

Would you rather...

Play 1on1 with michael jordan (not in prime)
Play 1on1 with lebron james (in his prime)