Elongated Man's, official question thread!

[Elongated Man]

That's right, I'll answer any question you guys have to offer. And try my best to give the appropriate response.

Well?

 

[Equinox]

Close.
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[Lackey]

Dew doesn't like competition.


but anyway...



who is your daddy, and what does he do?

 

[E. Bison]

What would happen if I DIDN'T put the lotion in the bucket?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Are you really that elongated, or are you just trying to fool the women into getting naked?

 

[Da Docta]

Peacekeeper did a similar thread once... it didn't last long.

 

[Elongated Man]

Dew doesn't like competition.


but anyway...



who is your daddy, and what does he do?

He manufactures furniture.

 

[Da Docta]

That ain't even witty.

 

[Elongated Man]

What would happen if I DIDN'T put the lotion in the bucket?

What?

 

[E. Bison]

He manufactures furniture.

Put the lotion in the bucket!! WHY? What happens if I dont? ANSWER ME!!

 

[Archangel]

Wow, you're off to a fantastic start. Really.

 

[DOG LIPS]

What?

 

[Elongated Man]

Are you really that elongated, or are you just trying to fool the women into getting naked?

Both.

 

[tzarinna]

Who....are.....you...?

 

[Elongated Man]

Put the lotion in the bucket!! WHY? What happens if I dont? ANSWER ME!!

Um, it becomes hot in the sun?

 

[Da Docta]

You suck

 

[Elongated Man]

Who....are.....you...?

Elongated Man!

 

[Elongated Man]

You suck

Thanks, don't know what that was for.

 

[E. Bison]

I bought a toaster that is supposed to engrave R. Kelly's face on the toast. Instead, it engraved this instead. Is this a sign or is my toaster defective?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Pretenders to the throne...and returning users...gotta love 'em...or not

 

[Elongated Man]

I bought a toaster that is supposed to engrave R. Kelly's face on the toast. Instead, it engraved this instead. Is this a sign or is my toaster defective?

Yes, I suggest wherever you bought, you should get a damn refund!

 

[Elongated Man]

Pretenders to the throne...and returning users...gotta love 'em...or not

Yes, I know you have a thread like this Dew.

Can't you cut some slack on a newbie like myself? I haven't been using my account for weeks, no spamming or anything else will be done I guarentee it.

 

[E. Bison]

Yes, I suggest wherever you bought, you should get a damn refund!

Boy, you suck, foolio!! My questions are funnier than your answers or maybe just stupider.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yes, I know you have a thread like this Dew.

Can't you cut some slack on a newbie like myself? I haven't been using my account for weeks, no spamming or anything else will be done I guarentee it.

Well, already it's a spam thread, so your guarantee is useless. I am willing to leave it open, until I get irritated, but for ****'s sake, Man, try to be funny. This "I am too innocently lame to be humorous" routine is stale

 

[Da Docta]

The Pengie Queen has spoken