Ever try to sell your soul to the Devil?

[Master Chief]

Satan should be relabeld "Humans natual desires and greed".

I thought you were super clever man, I was expecting you to come up with something like an acrostic poem of Satan for the rename.

 

[Kritish]

I thought you were super clever man, I was expecting you to come up with something like an acrostic poem of Satan for the rename.

Poems are for emos and hopeless romantics.

 

[Roughneck]

SATAN

SA AN
T

SA A
T N

SAN A
T

SANTA​

 

[enterthemadness]

SATAN

SA AN
T

SA A
T N

SAN A
T

SANTA​

ETM is reminded of the Bill Goldberg Movie that was suppose to hit theaters...but instead went to SpikeTV...and probably for good reason. In it Santa turns out to be a demon. Santa Slay trailer below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaCj6j5TCZE

 

[Kritish]

ETM, stop talking the the third person. You aren't TWHIP or dmp07, you don't need a gimmick.

 

[enterthemadness]

ETM, stop talking the the third person. You aren't TWHIP or dmp07, you don't need a gimmick.

ETM grew tired of first person talk.

 

[Hades]

No, but I've prayed to god furiously and he's never seemed to answer my calls. The devil doesn't look so bad anymore

 

[Kritish]

ETM grew tired of first person talk.

Tsk tsk

 

[Roughneck]

ETM grew tired of first person talk.

Than change your name to I

 

[heypapajinx]

yes, i believe i have said that before.
but from what i can remember i was on the toilet and have a tendency for saying anything at a time like that.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

yes, i believe i have said that before.
but from what i can remember i was on the toilet and have a tendency for saying anything at a time like that.

what did you sell it for?

 

[Spider-Who?]

How often did he get his ass kicked?

not enough, actually. I do recall telling him I was gonna break his fingers if he didnt stop harassing my girl though. I felt kinda bad afterwards though, that kid is too pathetic to threaten...

 

[Spider-Who?]

what did you sell it for?

toliet paper.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

toliet paper.

Liar, can't be something so simple

 

[heypapajinx]

what did you sell it for?

well, i can see that you obviously have a nosy personality.
i would say that is between me, the devil, and the toilet.

 

[Roughneck]

yes, i believe i have said that before.
but from what i can remember i was on the toilet and have a tendency for saying anything at a time like that.

Well....I'm turned on.......I don't know why....but I am.

 

[Spider-Who?]

well come on, how many other things would one trade their soul for while on the can?

its either that, or a blumpkin.

 

[heypapajinx]

Well....I'm turned on.......I don't know why....but I am.

that... is disturbing​

 

[X-Chick]

Damn, I had forgotten what threads were like at 3 a.m.

 

[heypapajinx]

Damn, I had forgotten what threads were like at 3 a.m.

do not be afraid.
*pats seat next to me*

 

[Mr Sparkle]

well, i can see that you obviously have a nosy personality.
i would say that is between me, the devil, and the toilet.

well DUH
but you can come in here all "oooh I sold my soul to the devil"
amd then get all coy when I want to know what for.
the public might not have a right to know but that's immaterial to me

i'm still curious.

 

[heypapajinx]

well DUH
but you can come in here all "oooh I sold my soul to the devil"
amd then get all coy when I want to know what for.
the public might not have a right to know but that's immaterial to me

i'm still curious.

okay. have you ever been somewhere and you don't really know the lay of the land so you think "man, i really have to go!" but there's people outside waiting for the bathroom.
possibly someone you are interested in for hypotheical situations sake and you for the life of you can not figure out why the toilet wont flush.
all you know is the longer you're in there, the worse it looks.
but you can't just walk out and leave it as is, that will just look... no.
so, you sell your soul to el diablo for one little mercy flush.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

oh.....well, a plastic bucket works nicely and you get to keep your soul.
unless there's no buckets around.

 

[Halcohol]

oh.....well, a plastic bucket works nicely and you get to keep your soul.
unless there's no buckets around.

That's why I never leave the house without my trusty catheter.

 

[heypapajinx]

oh.....well, a plastic bucket works nicely and you get to keep your soul.
unless there's no buckets around.

i'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean but okay.
i'll be sure to have one in my purse at all times.