Ever turn down a woman who offered sex?

[Kritish]

Only if she's really feisty.

Manybe I can marry a mute one with no hands.

 

[Daisy]

They don't always look like they way they do in the movies.

I know.

Hot lesbians are like precious gems - rather rare.

 

[Kritish]

you know you want her.

That Red X is trying to seduce me.

 

[War Lord]

you know you want her.

Things that are Forbidden are always the most tempting.

 

[Equint77]

here you animals..

 

[Kritish]

here you animals..

 

[Equint77]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Kritish]

Statutory Rape R US

 

[Drakon]

I know.

Hot lesbians are like precious gems - rather rare.

Wow, then you need to come to my neck of the woods. You'll be swimming in girl on girl action.

 

[terry78]

We're not supposed to turn it down due to us being males, and if we do we're considered weird or gay, even if she's ass ugly. But you gotta have some standards and not take whatever is thrown at you, as that also ups your attractive level if they know you're rejecting them. They're wondering why he can be so cool about it unlike the rest of the horndogs.

 

[Equint77]

sex is sex... and judging by the characters who post here... they're not in league to judge or reject any poontang headed their way.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Jamie Lynn Spears is way hotter than Britney

 

[Daisy]

Wow, then you need to come to my neck of the woods. You'll be swimming in girl on girl action.

'neck of the woods' and hot girls... something just doesn't compute there.

 

[terry78]

'neck of the woods' and hot girls... something just doesn't compute there.

*Dueling Banjos plays in the background*

 

[Drakon]

'neck of the woods' and hot girls... something just doesn't compute there.

Fine. You know what? More for me.

 

[Daisy]

I'm not saying I'm out looking for girl-action, I'm just saying that if when girls proposition me (which happens), they have to be hot, hot, hot... or it's just not gonna happen.

Now are really hot chick with a really nice rack... then there's something to consider.

 

[jaguarr]

Damn, when did Daisy become a sailor?

jag

 

[Daisy]

Oh... I've been ridin' the waves for a while now.

 

[jaguarr]

Oh... I've been ridin' the waves for a while now.

Arrrrrrrrrrr, matey!!!!!

jag

 

[Daisy]

You need a parrot.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Now are really hot chick with a really nice rack... then there's something to consider.

Why, do you do this to me?

 

[jaguarr]

You need a parrot.

Are you available on Thursday?

jag

 

[Daisy]

Let me check my schedule.


Hmmm....after 5, I am.

 

[jaguarr]

Let me check my schedule.


Hmmm....after 5, I am.

I'll have my wife get the rope ready in case we have to lash you to the mast.

jag

 

[Daisy]

I'll have my wife get the rope ready in case we have to lash you to the mast.

jag

I'm gonna have to make sure your wife meets my 'hotness' standards before I agree to anything.