fast and the furious movies

[heypapajinx]

any film where the catch phrase is

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time"​

should be taken out back and shot.

 

[Fried Gold]

any film where the catch phrase is

​

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time"

should be taken out back and shot.

LOLZ

I remember watching the first one as as soon as Vin started harping about his dad's car, I knew FOR A FACT that he would drive it at the end. I believe that all of the films are insulting to audiences. There's spoonfeeding, but this film injects the plot straight into your head (I'd say brain, but you don't take you're brain with you when you watch these filmes) with all the subtlety and nuance of a sledgehammer.

 

[heypapajinx]

LOLZ

I remember watching the first one as as soon as Vin started harping about his dad's car, I knew FOR A FACT that he drive it at the end. I believe that all of the films are insulting to audiences.

oh GOD!!!!
i remember when i was at some movie, the trailer for Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift came on... some kid in another row was like "daaaaaaaaaaaamn! i'm SO gonna go see that." and then informed his dad that "drift'n was fo real yo"

i started laughing so hard i nearly choked on popcorn and soda... i think a little pee might have come out too.

 

[Fried Gold]

oh GOD!!!!
i remember when i was at some movie, the trailer for Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift came on... some kid in another row was like "daaaaaaaaaaaamn! i'm SO gonna go see that." and then informed his dad that "drift'n was fo real yo"

i started laughing so hard i nearly choked on popcorn and soda... i think a little pee might have come out too.

Heh, I just don't get it. I saw some dudes doing that thing where they hit fists as a 'hello' and I almost stopped to congratulate them on being so open in regards to their homosexuality, but then their trophy girlfriends appeared.

Bless.

 

[heypapajinx]

Heh, I just don't get it. I saw some dudes doing that thing where they hit fists as a 'hello' and I almost stopped to congratulate them on being so open in regards to their homosexuality, but then their trophy girlfriends appeared.

Bless.

yeah. there should totally be little "track and field" ribbons that have insulting titles to hand out for people who are totally lame.

i would carry fistfuls around in my purse and hand them out to people who do the "fist hit/ hand slap" for more than 5 seconds, people who sag their pants but then tuck their shirt into their boxers, and ANYONE who talks with a New York accent that's not from New York.

i mean, there should be laws.

 

[Warhammer]

2 Fast 2 Furious had hilarious parts like when Tyrese lit the windshield on fire.

"Alian and Gazelle!!!!"

 

[Karea07]

I never saw Tokyo Drift cause Bow Wow is in it... right?

 

[juggster-rules]

I never saw Tokyo Drift cause Bow Wow is in it... right?

only one way to find out. WATCH IT !

 

[Caliber]

All the fast and furious are crimes against humanity. Whoever wrote and directed them should be shot dead and the same for the idiots that like it.

 

[Fried Gold]

tokyo drift was one of the best movies ever.