The Dark Knight Favorite Joker's Jokes

[The Joker]

- The magic trick

Mob guy: "You're crazy"
Joker: "I'm not. No, I'm not"

- Nurse Joker. Especially the "Hi" part, and when he cleans his hands in the hospital hallway after seeing Harvey, and when he exits the exploding hospital and fiddles with the detonator.

- Throwing money at Lau when he's tied on top of the pile of money

Gordon: "Harvey Dent never made it home"
Joker: "Of course not"
Gordon: "What have you done with him?"
Joker: "Me? I was right here. *Raises his handcuffed hands* Who did you leave him with?"

- Joker clapping along to Gordon's promotion to Commissoner

 

[Mandalore464]

OT but what did Joker say after "Tadaaaaa!" ??

He says "It's... Ma-gi-cal"

Favourite line was when he visits Harvey and says "Hi" with that uncomfortable look on his face, as if he was saying "Jeeze man, that's some bad wound you got there"... Priceless.

I also love when he mouths "six?" after Stephens tells him he killed six of his friends.

And my third favourite has to be right after that, when he gets free and goes to the other policemen while holding the piece of glass to Stephen's throat.

Cop: "What do you want?!"
Joker: "... I just want my phone call."

 

[The Joker]

He says "It's... Ma-gi-cal"

No, he's says "It's gone"

 

[DeaDheaD]

The way he looks real close at the table after that is priceless.

 

[jackjack924]

Well the biggest joke is the one he played on Batman with Rachel and Harvey.

But the pencil trick is just legendary.

 

[J-Sentius]

Yeah, he's always one step ahead...

 

[Darknightnomis]

"Do I look like a guy with a plan?"

The look on his face when he says that...perfect!

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Magic trick.

 

[MissionBond92]

LOL Joker pressing the button over and over again to make the hospital fully explode and he like jumps when it does, also when he gets out of the cell with the guy hostage "I just want my one call"o_o

 

[aucontrol]

The pencil trick...

While being a nurse wearing the "I believe in Harvey Dent" sticker...

Mouthing "Six" when asking how many cop friends he had killed...

 

[jsf]

these are all quotes, more than Jokes... im not sure if the Joker actually told any jokes in the film. He just made up for it with the amount of badass quotes he had...

 

[strikezone89]

"By the way, the suit isnt cheap. You should know, you bought it."

that was the best quote of the whole film

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

Definitely "You think you can just steal from us and walk away?"...."Yeah.."

 

[bunk]

I always laugh when he likens himself to a dog, not knowing what he'd do if he actually caught a car.

 

[ronny]

Mouthing "Six" when asking how many cop friends he had killed...

I thought he said "ten".

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
Joker: Yeah

 

[magicangel1989]

Three words....PENCIL MAGIC TRICK!t:

 

[Quinzel]

4. what,,did your balls fall off?
3. We made it!!
2. Let's not...Blow...things out of proportion
1. I'll make this pencil, dissappear. *Bam!* Tada, it's...it's gone.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

 

[Eggyman]

Now, our operation is sMAll but there is a lot of potential for aggressive exPANsion. So which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our TEam? Oh, there's only one spot open right now so we're gonna have . . . tryouts.

Make it fast.

 

[Quinzel]

That was great too.

I loved it when he snapped the pool stick.

Ugh.

 

[ironwez20]

when he was fighting bats in the skyscraper he said something about familiar places thats my fav line can anyone tell me wht he said exacly

 

[Dr Strange]

My favourite bit of joker was when he called Lau a television, i was the only one who burst out laughing in the cinema.

 

[Beanjuice]

This is th same as the Joker quote thread

 

[Mrs.J]

he said six

one of my favorites is when he waves the batman cowl in front of the camera.
its not supposed to be funny but it is too me lol

 

[Mrs.J]

This is th same as the Joker quote thread

pretty much lol