The Dark Knight Favorite Joker's Jokes

[AlterEgo]

I know some of you will think this is a stupid thread idea, but oh well. Merge if it needs to go anywhere. Anyways,

What was(were) your favorite Joker joke(s)?

My personal favorites were

2. The Joker slapping the guy asking were Harvey is then turning his head, and saying "no!"

1. When the Joker/Goons crash the party, the Joker says "We Made It!"

I literally laughed out loud with the "we made it!" I don't know why.

 

[Lead_Tester]

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
Joker: Yeah

 

[Joker]

"By the way, the suit isnt cheap. You should know, you bought it."

 

[paec_djinn]

"Well depending on the time, he could either be in one place... or several."

 

[StillTheKing]

"Me? I was right here (shows hands) Who did you leave him with? Hmm?"

If that counts as a joke, it makes me laugh everytime though. His expressions and everything makes it one of my favorite parts of the movie.

 

[darkseid26]

joker mimicking/mocking his henchman when he gets shocked by batmans cowl.

 

[Uber Venom]

"Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?"

The way he delivers it makes me laugh. He's still kinda out of it from getting slammed on the table.

Then Batman takes his head and bashes it into the window.

 

[JaD]

I love the way he pulls his coat and shrugs his shoulders when he says "You outta know, you bought it!"

 

[DeeBarr]

1. When the Joker/Goons crash the party, the Joker says "We Made It!"

Seen it twice and didn't notioce that... I will look out for it... Reading it made me laugh!!

 

[Sandman138]

"How about a magic trick?" Watch, I'm gonna make this pencil disappear..."

does the presto hand motions
BAM

"And it's gone. Look. See? Gone."

I was in stitches.

 

[Riven]

"How about a magic trick?" Watch, I'm gonna make this pencil disappear..."

does the presto hand motions
BAM

"And it's gone. Look. See? Gone."

I was in stitches.

"Tadaaaaaa!"

I agree, that was such a weirdly shocking and simultaneously hilarious moment!

 

[Dr_Bathroom]

My favorites are his Nurse line. "Hi...", with his uncomfortable look, and his questioning of the party goers.


Also, was anyone reminded of Beetlejuice by Joker?

 

[I7eIVIoNBoY]

OT but what did Joker say after "Tadaaaaa!" ??

 

[paec_djinn]

OT but what did Joker say after "Tadaaaaa!" ??

"It's gone!"

I thought it was funny where he looked as if he was convincing (and failing) the mob guys that it was funny.

 

[Bunker]

"What did your balls drop off?"

 

[Naite22]

"Well depending on the time, he could either be in one place... or several."

Yup, my favorite as well! t:

 

[swob]

"How about a magic trick?" Watch, I'm gonna make this pencil disappear..."

does the presto hand motions
BAM

"And it's gone. Look. See? Gone."

I was in stitches.

Legendary!...already.

 

[TDK Joker]

"How many of your friends did I kill?"
"...And you killed six of my friends"
Then Joker mouths "Six?!"

 

[gqxsensazn]

The pencil disappearing trick is probably my favorite

 

[ronny]

"And as for the...(points at Lau)...television".

I found that so funny, his lack of respect for the other criminals was truly hilarious, like Daniel stepping into the Lions Den.

 

[TNC9852002]

"If we don't deal with this soon, little Gamble here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma."
"Enough from the clown!!"
"Ah-tatatatah! Now, let's not blow this out of proportion."

"Oh, you made it! I'm soo thrilled."

"Our operation is small, but there's opportunity for aggressive expansion! Now, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Unfortunately there's only one spot available right now, so we're gonna have...trrryyouuutssssss. Make it fast."

"We should really stop all of this fighting, otherwise we'll miss the fireworks."

"Lets wind the clocks back a year. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened, did you balls drop off? Ya see, a guy like me--A guy like me, listen...I know why, you choose to have your little *ahem* group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. Ya see Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, and Dent, he's only the beginning..and-and for the uh, "television"'s plan, Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and..."

-TNC

 

[J-Sentius]

Hospital explosion...


laughed.....

 

[Don Guano]

Also, was anyone reminded of Beetlejuice by Joker?

Sort of. During the mob meeting, he does this tongue clicking thing, and has an expression which makes him look exactly like Michael Keaton.

 

[ronny]

Hospital explosion...


laughed.....

Oh yeah, the way he kind of scuttles away after the huge explosion is absolutely priceless.

 

[J-Sentius]

Yeah, exactly.