Favorite Quotes Topic

[Anwar]

Heck, saying "death" and "kill" is nothing. Check out the 2003 TMNT cartoon getting away with impaling Bishop on a hook and having characters say "I am a God!" or "You have no right to play God!"

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Were those words banned from the 90's cartoon?

Yeah. Characters were not allowed to say "death," "kill," "blood," or even "sinister"! This explains why the Sinister Six was called the "Insidious Six." LOL...

 

[The Joker]

Oh yes, I forgot about that.

And of course Spidey wasn't allowed punch anyone.

 

[Webhead2006]

yea and they only let it happen like i think 3 times in 65 episodes lol.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Heck, saying "death" and "kill" is nothing. Check out the 2003 TMNT cartoon getting away with impaling Bishop on a hook and having characters say "I am a God!" or "You have no right to play God!"

Well there's a difference between "God" and "a god". Even the Backyardigans had an episode where they pretended to be Greek gods. You usually don't tread into FCC territory on a kids show unless you sPecifically refer to "God" as a third person character, such as "Thank God" or "God as my witness" because it's basically using His name in vein, which pisses off moms in the midwest. The expression "Playing god" can go either way, though because it refers more to an act of irresPonsible creation than a sPecific diety.

But if you're looking for blatant religious expressionism in a superhero toon, check out the Nightcrawler episodes of The 90's X-Men.

 

[Silver Spider]

^I always thought that was just cartoons trying to be secular.

It depends on how you use phrases like, "Thank God" or "God as my witness."
It's not always in vain but it's not always sincere.

 

[Silver Spider]

Also to get back on track;

Spidey: Woah, Max. Don't tell me you're scared of a second-rate schemer, with a funny voice.

Electro: First; I'm not scared of nothin'.
(shoots electricity)
Second; Master Planner ain't second-rate nothin'.
(shoots electricity)
And third; don't call me Max, OR I"LL FRY YOU INTO NOTHIN'!

It's cheesy but I liked Crispin Freeman's delivery.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Oh, I didn't know that the word "God" can't be used if it's used in vain.

 

[Silver Spider]

Tinkerer: Most of you have met but Kraven and Electro, this is Rhino, Vulture, Sandman, and Mysterio.
Sandman: Hmm.
Kraven: Is there problem?
Sandman: I've had bad experiences with cats.

hehe, Kitty litter man


Master Planner: I had so hoped to inaugurate the Sinister Seven.
Rhino: Four, five. Don't we got seven? What about this guy?
Mysterio: Strictly technical support, trust me, he is useless in a fight.

Way to diss your old partner, Beck.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^LOL! Nice!

 

[DACrowe]

I just loved in the Christmas episode:

Spidey with a burned tongue: "You destroyed the Christmas tree? I mean THE CHRISTMAS TREE?! That's just wrong."

Or something to that extent.

 

[Silver Spider]

Yeah, that whole idea was pretty funny. I'm not sure what he says after "THE CHRISTMAS TREE!" but it sounded too short to be, "That's just wrong."

It took me forever to figure out he said, "That's probably the least painful part of my night." after he burnt his tongue and Electro appeared.

 

[SpideyTheBest]

As much as I love the Goblin, I'm going to do Norman's top 10 quotes. I did one for Gobby but why not making one with Norman? I love this version of Norman Osborn.

10. Harry, can't you see I'm in a meeting? Get out!

I would not want a father like Norman.

9. Norman: Peter! Good to see you, here to help Harry huh?
Peter: We help each other Mr. Osborn.
Norman: Now now Peter, modesty doesn't become men like us. Smart, driven, responsible, self-made.
Peter: I'm more of a work-in-progress.
Norman: At least you're making progress.

The way he looks at Harry after the last line. God, what a bastard! If I were Harry I would just be happy if he died. He just don't give a crap in his son. He is such an ******* that you can't help but love him.

8. Vulture: Not Toomes now, I'm what you called me, I'm the Vulture!
Norman: I called you a buzzard.
Vulture: What?
Norman: You can't even get the name right.

Yep. Toomes is getting old.

7. Take some responsibility, Peter's not the reason you failed, you wanna pass a test, study, if you wanna be popular, BE popular, take control of your destiny boy. Harry, life is pretty simple, you cowboy up and do what you have to do.

Really, that's a pretty good advice. Especially coming from a murderous physcopath.

6. Now run you're experiments like a good Doctor Octopus.

So Norman isin't fully responsible for "creating" Doc Ock, Spidey's second arch enemy, but also giving him his name?

5. Hammerhead: But the Goblin...
Norman: Is a common enemy. And our common goal must be to unmask him... Before it's too late...

I love how he says "before it's too late". The smile on his face.

4. Some belive that the wearer actually takes on the personality of a mask.

What's great about the line that in his case, it's true.
It also reminds me of Gobby's line in season 1:
"We all wear masks Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hide your face. Or the one that IS your face?!"

3. Otto Octavius: What have we done? What do we do.
Norman: We sweep up. And we try again.

Uhmm, yeah. They just turned a person into sand and that's all he says.

2. Don't apologies. I never do.

Do I need to explain this?

1. I protected Harry. If I've been sent to prison, who would have made a man out of him?

What. A. Bastard.

 

[Anwar]

2) Is particularly great when you think about the deeper implications of it. Norman has his own life philosophy that is the fundamental opposite of Peter's: Never apologizing means you effectively never take responsibility for anything wrong you may have done. IE, Power with NO responsibility.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

To SpideyTheBest: Great quotes!

To Anwar: Very true!

 

[Milu]

"Television so can't be trusted."

". . . Randy, is it?"
"Very."

 

[DW4]

"Television so can't be trusted."

". . . Randy, is it?"
"Very."

Could be the best quote ever.

 

[snakeinthegear]

Spider-Man to sandman

spidey: with great power comes great...

Sandman :...Gullibility!

Sandman smacks spidey in the face.

Great episode and hilarious moment.

 

[Silver Spider]

Eddie: DON'T LEAVE ME!
Spider-Man: It got away.
Eddie: HELP ME GET IT BACK, PLEASE!
Spider-Man: Eddie, Eddie it's over. You're free, you can stop this; stop hating.
Eddie: Can't, it only loves me, fo...for the hate.

Identity Crisis

I loved this scene.

 

[Sentinel X]

SPIDEY: Is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?

I literally laughed out loud at my tv screen when he said that ...also really bold considering its a kid's show. I really wish the movies could have good quips like TSSM

 

[Anwar]

It's not as easy to do quips in live-action as it is in cartoons. Live-action goes much faster and doesn't allow as much talking time.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

SPIDEY: Is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?

I literally laughed out loud at my tv screen when he said that ...also really bold considering its a kid's show. I really wish the movies could have good quips like TSSM

Hm, when was that said?

 

[Rain]

Doc Ock: TREACHERRRYYYY !!

 

[The Joker]

Doc Ock: "Yes gentlemen....and Rhino"

Doc Ock: "Rhino, you won the coin toss. Will you crush his skull, or simply impale his heart on your horn?"
Rhino: "Ooooooh impale! Impale sounds good"

 

[Ajendo]

"now I know u can tear right through that, but i woldn't recomend it!"

Which episode is this line from?