Flamer Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Hype Archives' started by Abaddon, Jul 10, 2005.

  1. Abaddon

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    Leave your comments,concerns,and suggestions here.

    I'll start off by posing this hilarious non-canon episode Murray wrote:


    “THE ZEPPED HO”
    Graveyard of the banned

    Fray and Daisy enter the graveyard of the banned

    DAISY: So how are things going between you and herr logan?
    FRAY: Oh I don’t know, I just love him so much though.
    DAISY: Well I recently met someone but he’s a total geek head.
    FRAY: What’s his name?
    DAISY: Socrates.

    HYPE COMMUNITY CAFETERRIA. A BUNCH OF GUYS ARE GATHERED AROUND SOCRATES, READY TO BEAT HIM UP.

    SOCRATES: Um, listen, I swear I didn’t do anything. I swear. And if you try to hurt me, I’ll scream like, um, a screaming person. Yeah.
    MASTER CHIEF: what a load of crap Socrates. You stole my username and my persona, admit it.
    SOCRATES: I did not. Now you’re a mean person. Let go of me. Mommy, mommy!!!
    PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: Now what are you two doing?
    Master Chief lets go of Socrates
    SOCRATES: It was nothing sir. Just a little horseplay, you know.
    PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: If I catch you two doing that again Ill have you expelled, even though I don’t ever fill out the paperwork, I have my sexy assistant do that.
    Principal Kipobe leaves.
    MASTER CHIEF: You stood up for me. I respect that.
    SOCRATES: Really? Thanks!
    MASTER CHIEF: But I’m still going to kick your ass. I’d be careful tonight after school-you might run into my penis juice.
    Master Chief leaves. Fray, Daisy and Twilight approach them.
    DAISY: Hello Socrates.
    SOCRATES:...um, hi Daisy.

    Twilight is suddenly nervous and doesn’t say anything. Fray gives an unimpressed look like she has better things to do with her time.

    DAISY: I want you to meet my friends. This is Fray and Twilight.
    SOCRATES: Hey.
    FRAY: Daisy, can we leave now?
    DAISY: SURE

    They leave. Socrates walks down the hallway, alone.

    CUT TO: THE GRAVEYARD

    Fray walks down the graveyard and flames some random guy. Herr Logan comes up from behind her.

    HERR LOGAN: You're no good at that you know.
    FRAY: I try, okay. I don’t need any of your back seat driving.
    HERR LOGAN: Damn it I cant take it anymore. Make love to me, baby.
    FRAY: What -- ?!

    Herr logan rapes Fray for no apparent reason.

    HERR LOGAN: Oh crap I need to go get a soul…

    CUT TO: STREET

    Socrates is walking down the street. He is approached by TOVEN.

    TOVEN: Hey loser, remember me?
    SOCRATES: Toven, when are you going to stop following me? Look the sex was great but…oh who am I kidding.

    Toven and Socrates have crazy butt-monkey sex.

    SOCRATES: That was weird
    TOVEN: Yeah I’m gonna leave now.

    Toven leaves. As she leaves a mysterious figure arises from the bushes. It is CHRIS EVANS.

    CHRIS EVANS: How are you going, my young son…?
    SOCRATES: Um, good, I guess…who are you?
    CHRIS EVANS: I’m the freak of the week stupid! Can’t you tell this was a filler episode?
    SOCRATES: No not really but okay. I have to warn you though, I am a very well skilled and trained fighter.
    CHRIS EVANS: Whatever. FLAME ON *****!!!
    Chris Evans and Socrates fight. Chris Evans turns to a human torch, but instead just stays on fire and dies.
    SOCRATES: That was easy.

    CUT TO: HYPE LIBRARY
    FRAY, DAISY AND TWYLIGHT ARE ALL IN THE HYPE LIBRARY.

    DAISY: Wow nothing unusual is going on. Must be a pretty crappy weak to be a troll.
    TWILIGHT: You know troll is such a racist word.
    DAISY: wait, how is it racist?
    TWILIGHT: That’s what daddy said.
    DAISY: uh…okay.
    FRAY: I just got raped, does that mean anything?
    Daisy and Twilight all stop and look at Fray.

    THE END
     
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  2. bored

    bored One Sexy Lemur

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    alright then.


    EDIT: i just saw abaddon's explanation of why this thread exists. now i just feel bad :( .
     
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  3. Abaddon

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    You should.:mad:












    Now get over it.:confused::up::o
     
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    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    That is hilarious. Zepped Ho, lol, like Zeppo. I'll always remember that as the episode Xander got laid.
     
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  5. twylight

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    Danger Mouse...^_^

    :up:
     
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    Who should be the next Big Bad?
     
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    Again,I ask who should be the next Big Bad?:o
     
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    lol ow
     
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    lazur. or one of the mods. find out that one of them is secretly planning on betraying the others to usurp full control of the hype.
     
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  11. Abaddon

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    who the hell is lazur?
     
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    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    Yeah, make it a mod. And at least make me a red shirt. I'm eccentric, with the writing, and the jogging and the dancing, hoyven!!

    Throw a man a bone here :(
     
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    heh, i feel your pain.


    and lazur is a troll who pops up in the political forums alot. he is very much in the spirit of fred_fury and the like, though he makes poor attempts to sound intelligent sometimes (using the kind of logic a 12 year old could see through).
     
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  14. LarryLegend

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    Probally is Fred.

    I need more scenes. Abaddon, I'm calling my agent.
     
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  15. DOG LIPS

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    Can I be the leader of a street gang that dances when they fight?


















    Screw you then. :mad:
     
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  16. Abaddon

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    You'll have some more in the third ep.



    I was thinking of including the mention in a scene or two,but I'm not sure how.:confused:



    And bored,you also get a one-liner in the third ep.
     
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  17. JLBats

    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    So are you not putting me in?
     
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    you are already in.
     
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    hoo-ray.
     
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    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    :eek: :D

    As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.:up:
     
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    I can't tell whether or not youre being sarcastic.:(


    :hulk:
    :supes:
     
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  22. Abaddon

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    Congratulations.:)


    You owe me a coke.:o
     
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    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    :mad:
     
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    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    That coke is coming in the mail, my friend.
     
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    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    :confused:
    :supes:
     
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