Flamer Discussion Thread

[Abaddon]

Leave your comments,concerns,and suggestions here.

I'll start off by posing this hilarious non-canon episode Murray wrote:


“THE ZEPPED HO”
Graveyard of the banned

Fray and Daisy enter the graveyard of the banned

DAISY: So how are things going between you and herr logan?
FRAY: Oh I don’t know, I just love him so much though.
DAISY: Well I recently met someone but he’s a total geek head.
FRAY: What’s his name?
DAISY: Socrates.

HYPE COMMUNITY CAFETERRIA. A BUNCH OF GUYS ARE GATHERED AROUND SOCRATES, READY TO BEAT HIM UP.

SOCRATES: Um, listen, I swear I didn’t do anything. I swear. And if you try to hurt me, I’ll scream like, um, a screaming person. Yeah.
MASTER CHIEF: what a load of crap Socrates. You stole my username and my persona, admit it.
SOCRATES: I did not. Now you’re a mean person. Let go of me. Mommy, mommy!!!
PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: Now what are you two doing?
Master Chief lets go of Socrates
SOCRATES: It was nothing sir. Just a little horseplay, you know.
PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: If I catch you two doing that again Ill have you expelled, even though I don’t ever fill out the paperwork, I have my sexy assistant do that.
Principal Kipobe leaves.
MASTER CHIEF: You stood up for me. I respect that.
SOCRATES: Really? Thanks!
MASTER CHIEF: But I’m still going to kick your ass. I’d be careful tonight after school-you might run into my penis juice.
Master Chief leaves. Fray, Daisy and Twilight approach them.
DAISY: Hello Socrates.
SOCRATES:...um, hi Daisy.

Twilight is suddenly nervous and doesn’t say anything. Fray gives an unimpressed look like she has better things to do with her time.

DAISY: I want you to meet my friends. This is Fray and Twilight.
SOCRATES: Hey.
FRAY: Daisy, can we leave now?
DAISY: SURE

They leave. Socrates walks down the hallway, alone.

CUT TO: THE GRAVEYARD

Fray walks down the graveyard and flames some random guy. Herr Logan comes up from behind her.

HERR LOGAN: You're no good at that you know.
FRAY: I try, okay. I don’t need any of your back seat driving.
HERR LOGAN: Damn it I cant take it anymore. Make love to me, baby.
FRAY: What -- ?!

Herr logan rapes Fray for no apparent reason.

HERR LOGAN: Oh crap I need to go get a soul…

CUT TO: STREET

Socrates is walking down the street. He is approached by TOVEN.

TOVEN: Hey loser, remember me?
SOCRATES: Toven, when are you going to stop following me? Look the sex was great but…oh who am I kidding.

Toven and Socrates have crazy butt-monkey sex.

SOCRATES: That was weird
TOVEN: Yeah I’m gonna leave now.

Toven leaves. As she leaves a mysterious figure arises from the bushes. It is CHRIS EVANS.

CHRIS EVANS: How are you going, my young son…?
SOCRATES: Um, good, I guess…who are you?
CHRIS EVANS: I’m the freak of the week stupid! Can’t you tell this was a filler episode?
SOCRATES: No not really but okay. I have to warn you though, I am a very well skilled and trained fighter.
CHRIS EVANS: Whatever. FLAME ON *****!!!
Chris Evans and Socrates fight. Chris Evans turns to a human torch, but instead just stays on fire and dies.
SOCRATES: That was easy.

CUT TO: HYPE LIBRARY
FRAY, DAISY AND TWYLIGHT ARE ALL IN THE HYPE LIBRARY.

DAISY: Wow nothing unusual is going on. Must be a pretty crappy weak to be a troll.
TWILIGHT: You know troll is such a racist word.
DAISY: wait, how is it racist?
TWILIGHT: That’s what daddy said.
DAISY: uh…okay.
FRAY: I just got raped, does that mean anything?
Daisy and Twilight all stop and look at Fray.

THE END

 

[bored]

alright then.


EDIT: i just saw abaddon's explanation of why this thread exists. now i just feel bad .

 

[Abaddon]

You should.












Now get over it.

 

[JLBats]

That is hilarious. Zepped Ho, lol, like Zeppo. I'll always remember that as the episode Xander got laid.

 

[twylight]

Danger Mouse...^_^

 

[Abaddon]

Who should be the next Big Bad?

 

[Valorman]

me!!

 

[Abaddon]

Again,I ask who should be the next Big Bad?

 

[Valorman]

lol ow

 

[bored]

lazur. or one of the mods. find out that one of them is secretly planning on betraying the others to usurp full control of the hype.

 

[Abaddon]

who the hell is lazur?

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, make it a mod. And at least make me a red shirt. I'm eccentric, with the writing, and the jogging and the dancing, hoyven!!

Throw a man a bone here

 

[bored]

heh, i feel your pain.


and lazur is a troll who pops up in the political forums alot. he is very much in the spirit of fred_fury and the like, though he makes poor attempts to sound intelligent sometimes (using the kind of logic a 12 year old could see through).

 

[LarryLegend]

Probally is Fred.

I need more scenes. Abaddon, I'm calling my agent.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Can I be the leader of a street gang that dances when they fight?


















Screw you then.

 

[Abaddon]

Probally is Fred.

I need more scenes. Abaddon, I'm calling my agent.

You'll have some more in the third ep.

DOG LIPS Can I be the leader of a street gang that dances when they fight?

I was thinking of including the mention in a scene or two,but I'm not sure how.



And bored,you also get a one-liner in the third ep.

 

[JLBats]

So are you not putting me in?

 

[Abaddon]

you are already in.

 

[bored]

hoo-ray.

 

[JLBats]

you are already in.

As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.

 

[Abaddon]

hoo-ray.

I can't tell whether or not youre being sarcastic.

 

[Abaddon]

As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.

Congratulations.


You owe me a coke.

 

[DOG LIPS]

As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.

 

[JLBats]

That coke is coming in the mail, my friend.

 

[JLBats]