For The Love Of God--Flush The Damn Toilet!!!

[Lightning Strykez!]

For The Love Of God:
Flush The Damn Toilet!!!

Okay ya'll...LS here with another ****ed up Public Restroom adventure.

This morning I got a really late start to work and didn't have a chance to shave before leaving the house. So I took my shaving kit with me, thinking that I'd take care of it when I got to the job. So I come in to the office, power up the lap top and headed for the restroom, shaving kit pouch in tow.

Now this particular restroom is special--it only has one stall and is located in a secluded part of the building. My coworkers and I have reason to believe that the worst smelling people in the company from downstairs always travel to our floor to use this secluded bathroom--I guess to cut down on embarrassment.

Well of course, naturally someone just had to be in there this morning, just funking it up when I had to shave. Lawd have mercy, it smelled like sick buffalo. But nonetheless, I had a meeting to attend and needed to get this shave done right then and there. So I commenced with the process, gritting my teeth (and nostrils).

A few moments passed and I noticed that the butt-funk was getting progressively worse. Granted, no special sound effects could be heard, but the gaseaous anomalies were definitely increasing in volume. I swear I could see vapors. And eventually it got so bad that I cut my damn face.

"[Expletive]!" I thought to myself, pissed that I couldn't concentrate for the stench. It wasn't a deep cut, but it certainly was looking ug-lay. I only had 3 minutes left and now there was blood in the sink, the shaving creme was stinging the cut, and I still had half a face to shave! I was angry and in spite of myself I said out loud "Yo dude, how about a courtesy flush?!!?!"

Now..have you ever said something and then immediately wished you could take it back? Uh, yeah, that was me. I couldn't believe that slipped out of my mouth. To make matters worse, whoever it was actually flushed the toilet! This scared the hell outta me; now I wanted to get my ass out of there. So I hurried up and left...and walked into my meeting looking crunchy.

What I want to know is:

1.) Isn't it considered proper etitqutte for people to regularly flush toilets in public out of respect for others?

2.) If you were forced by circumstance to breathe in someone else's gas for an extended period of time, would you deem it appropriate to tell them to flush for the sake of your health? ​

 

[terry78]

I do wonder why people don't flush public toilets, especially when crapping. What would compel you to not do so? I see this here at the office all the time. I won't get into the story from a couple years back about the smeared **** on the walls of the stall. And if I do have to crap in public and someone is in the bathroom, I usually flush in conjunction with release so they won't hear the fart/expunging combo.

 

[CyberFaust]

well...this is awkward

 

[Halcohol]

I'm so glad I don't even have half the problems Caliph does with regards to the bathrooms at work.

So glad.

 

[jaguarr]

Eerie that you posted this, Caliph, because I've been thinking the same damn thing the last week or so. It seems the guys in my building at work have suddenly somehow lost the ability to flush the damn toilets in our bathroom! Even the freakin' urinals!!!! And we have the kind you can just give a low kick to and flush, so it's not like you have to even touch the damn things with your hands. Yesterday I was at a urinal and the guy using the one next to me started to walk away without flushing it. I said "Do you not flush the toilets in your house?" and he looks at me weird and goes "No, I flush them". So I asked "Then why don't you flush when you're in the office?". He turned beet red, flushed, and left without washing his hands (another peeve of mine). Flush the damn toilet you PIG!

jag

 

[tzarinna]

Yeah,I don't think you want to know what the bathroom conditions are like on a construction site.

 

[Darthphere]

Flush the toilets for god's sake!

 

[Ebil Gig]

1.) Isn't it considered proper etitqutte for people to regularly flush toilets in public out of respect for others?​

​

No, it's considered common sense which apparently, many people lack.

Why can't people just take 2 seconds to just flush the toliet? It won't kill ya

Although, I do hesitate when flushing public toliets on an airplane, cause you know, those are scary

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Public bathrooms always frighten me.

I only go in if it's majorly crowded. (normally, they're talking, doing make up, doing business all at the same time so people can't really hear what you're doing)

Or absolutely empty... though, I still don't like it because it's awkward.

Public bathrooms though... are one of the major things I avoid.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hahahahahahaha

Yes, people should always use courtesy flushing! If things were as bad as they sound, I would've felt forced to speak up as well.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm just trying to fathom what the hell that guy ate that caused such a slow burning stench? That is just absolutely sick! I myself deal with alot of toiletry mishaps seeing as how I'm an attendant at a laundrymat who gets paid to keep the place immaculate. The worst thing I ever encountered was a drunk with a difficiency in pressing the little lever, leaving this absolutely huge log in the toilet bowl. As the attendant there it was my duty to flush it and I nearly vomited on the floor, it was so sick.

 

[The Squirrel]

You would think it would be common sense.

But most people don't have common sense. So most people don't flush... at all.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

The worst thing I ever encountered was a drunk with a difficiency in pressing the little lever, leaving this absolutely huge log in the toilet bowl.

Holy uh...crap! That's gross!

I'm so glad I don't even have half the problems Caliph does with regards to the bathrooms at work.

So glad

I know, right?!!? I experience these strange encounters and it leaves me thinking that maybe God hates me!

No, it's considered common sense which apparently, many people lack.

Okay thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks it's rude to let it fester like that. Do you know that **** smelled so bad that the Cranberries song "Do You Have To Let It Linger" popped in my head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPUL9mGTTs

It was THAT bad.

 

[The Squirrel]

Why do some people walk past automatic flushing urinals, go into a stall with a manual flush toilet, use it and not flush?

Are they so anti-flush that they can't use something that flushes for them?

 

[psychocheeseman]

sorry, i'm lost...are you saying poeple should flush throughout the toilet experience and not just at the end? if so how often is "normal"? isn't that kinda a huge waste of water? and what if its one of thsoe high powered flushes that has the water leaping up above the brim line.....

i'm sorry i just didn't think you thought your new toilet ettiquette through.

According to "Down Under" toilet ettiquette, If you were the one in the stall creating such an impressive aroma the correct response, when it becomes clear that your creation has offended the olfactory sences of other members of the community, would be to giggle like a school girl...but i spose different cultures have differing ettiquettes...

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

So I asked "Then why don't you flush when you're in the office?". He turned beet red, flushed, and left without washing his hands (another peeve of mine). Flush the damn toilet you PIG!

Hell yeah! With his funky ass!

I do wonder why people don't flush public toilets, especially when crapping. What would compel you to not do so? I see this here at the office all the time. I won't get into the story from a couple years back about the smeared **** on the walls of the stall. And if I do have to crap in public and someone is in the bathroom, I usually flush in conjunction with release so they won't hear the fart/expunging combo

Ha. You said "expunging".

You would think it would be common sense.

But most people don't have common sense. So most people don't flush... at all.

Agreed. That's why I think it should be posted on the inside of the stall. "Flush After Every Transaction."

If things were as bad as they sound, I would've felt forced to speak up as well.

It was THAT bad ATP. I swear dude was wielding some sort of aromatic telekinesis!

 

[terry78]

sorry, i'm lost...are you saying poeple should flush throughout the toilet experience and not just at the end? if so how often is "normal"? isn't that kinda a huge waste of water? and what if its one of thsoe high powered flushes that has the water leaping up above the brim line.....

i'm sorry i just didn't think you thought your new toilet ettiquette through.

According to "Down Under" toilet ettiquette, If you were the one in the stall creating such an impressive aroma the correct response, when it becomes clear that your creation has offended the olfactory sences of other members of the community, would be to giggle like a school girl...but i spose different cultures have differing ettiquettes...

Welcome to America, mate.

 

[Mee]

Flush the toilets for god's sake!

"I'm a doctor, not a plumber!"

 

[Fran]

I had to walk into two floaters while at work on Sunday.

 

[Master Chief]

I never use a public washroom to take a dump, but even at home I flush like, 1500 times because I like the sound, lol. Whoever can take a dump and not flush though, and sit there bathing in their stench, sweet jesus what the... lol, toilet paper.

 

[Kmack]

I knew I shouldn't have entered this thread...that's just gross You shouldn't have felt bad about speaking up LS, I'm pretty sure I would have said something as well

 

[terry78]

I know if it's like a public one that it might be some homeless person doing it, but this is a restroom in a Fortune 500 corporation. I have to wonder who is doing this ****.

 

[Kritish]

I hate using public restrooms, ninety percent of the time I wait until I can get back to my house or the hotel.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I know if it's like a public one that it might be some homeless person doing it, but this is a restroom in a Fortune 500 corporation. I have to wonder who is doing this ****.

You mean smearing on the walls? That is so foul Terry. And I must admit that that has happened at my firm too--although it was a couple of years ago.

 

[kane9321]

aww crap,same thing happened to me yesterday. I had to go to the restroom in my office, I went into the stall and I always look in the toilet before i do my buisness, My gawd what i saw and smelled was hideous totally gross...the stench was just unholy..I'm like " damn why cant clowns flush the damned toilet"