Freakin' spiders in my house. What the hell do I do?

[Aesop Rocks]

This is an A-B conversation, so C your way out of it!

 

[E-Man]

Blow your house up. Those evil bastards are worth a few thousand grenades going off in the neighborhood.

 

[Duke]

Seriously though I love that inherent human trait that pushes us to want to kill the things we hate and fear.
Such a weak, silly species.

So, If you'd have a few crawling on you while you're asleep or whatever, would you feel differently?? Or just quip, what a wonderful creature??

 

[SuperFerret]

 

[Bubonic]

That is oddly beautiful.

 

[Lighthouse]

Oh God. I think this thread could have used some spoiler tags. I think I'm going to be sick.

 

[SuperFerret]

I've got more actually. That website did an artistic photo gallery of jumping spiders.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I've got more actually. That website did an artistic photo gallery of jumping spiders.

Show us SuperFerret.

 

[Bubonic]

Link it up good man.
So are they at all doctored or is that all natural awesomeness?

 

[Duke]

Looks like i'll be needing my stomping shoes! t:

 

[KevanG]

Burn your house down. It's the only way to be sure*.


*I'm not being cheeky. I f'ing hate spiders, and want to see them all die.

You stole my answer!

 

[SuperFerret]

Link it up good man.
So are they at all doctored or is that all natural awesomeness?

http://www.boredpanda.com/beautiful-jumping-spider-photos/

 

[bored]

wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

 

[Bubonic]

Incredible pictures, I especially like the ones with the colourful metallic sheen to them.
One of the spiders even has these neat looking eyelashes!

 

[bored]

Neat looking eyelashes OF DEATH!

 

[Galactus123]

 

[Bubonic]

Hahah yah right.
I think we'd be waking up with sores in our mouths quite often.
And if it is true it goes to show how harmless the little buggers are if they spelunk in our mouths and we are none the wiser.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Spoiler

 

[Bubonic]

You got serious worker's hands.
That a rosie?

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Chilean copper

 

[Bubonic]

You like it as a pet?
I had one for a few years, they lose their charm fast imo.
Just isn't much of a pet, neat to watch them kill things, neat to strike fear in friends, otherwise a bit of a bore.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Low maintenance.. They are not really pets just something to look at, like a plant or a goldfish. It's cool watching them move though it's either lightning fast or slow motion.

 

[Bubonic]

When they molt is a real treat as well.
They really are display pets, but there is some fine tuning to do if you want to get them past their life expectancy, monitoring humidity, insuring proper air flow, but at least there is no crap to pick up.

After having tarantulas, and turtles I miss kitties.

 

[SuperSoldier985]

Ok, how in the HELL are those spider wound photos appropriate?

Get those damn photos taken down. NOW

UGH!

 

[Bubonic]

No rules that I've seen that prohibit the display of spider wounds or other medical imagery so long as they can't be construed as pornographic in nature.

Where do you get off ordering people around like you own the place anyways? I'll put the images in spoiler tags for the more sensitive users such as yourself.

Better check yourself before you wreck yourself.