Fun with Conspiracy Theories

[Malice]

Ok all....
This is meant NOT to be serious.
So NO REAL political jabbing goes on here...

Relating to current issues and the like...tell us your fun conspiracy theories

 

[Malice]

My theory is, the Rep Party, put McCain on the ballot.
They wanted him to win the candidacy because they saw no real candidate. They gave the election to him to loose, so they can better win the 2012 or 2016 election....

They are scheming, plotting behind the scenes to find the person and groom him in ways we can never understand (including drugs and electicity......and money)

He was a fall guy, and was forced to take Palin, which some like, but the Shadow Govt knew that it would mainly hurt him...

There you go...McCain was never our choice for the Rep Candidate, he was the only choice.

 

[redfirebird2008]

Pet peeve of mine. It's spelled "lose," not "loose."

 

[Malice]

Pet peeve of mine. It's spelled "lose," not "loose."

sorry, this is not a conspiracy theory, you loose

 

[The Overlord]

My theory is, the Rep Party, put McCain on the ballot.
They wanted him to win the candidacy because they saw no real candidate. They gave the election to him to loose, so they can better win the 2012 or 2016 election....

They are scheming, plotting behind the scenes to find the person and groom him in ways we can never understand (including drugs and electicity......and money)

He was a fall guy, and was forced to take Palin, which some like, but the Shadow Govt knew that it would mainly hurt him...

There you go...McCain was never our choice for the Rep Candidate, he was the only choice.

That's not a fun theory, you aren't thinking wacky enough.

A fun theory is, the government killed JFK with a magic bullet or that the government is hiding how they put the carmel into the carmel bar. Those are fun theories.

 

[SuBe]

Public Education puts out Robots, not Effective Members of Society. They believe that it is easier to take over Educating your child, so you don't question Government. Christian Schools teach that Christ has all the answers, Muslim Schools teach Allah has all the Answers, and Government Schools teach that Government has all the answers.

The only reason Government wants to teach everyone, is so we all learn that they have all the answers, and to never question them. There's a reason it's #10 in the Communist Manifesto, they know, if you want teach everyone to be good like citizens, they will always be in power.

 

[The Overlord]

Public Education puts out Robots, not Effective Members of Society. They believe that it is easier to take over Educating your child, so you don't question Government. Christian Schools teach that Christ has all the answers, Muslim Schools teach Allah has all the Answers, and Government Schools teach that Government has all the answers.

The only reason Government wants to teach everyone, is so we all learn that they have all the answers, and to never question them. There's a reason it's #10 in the Communist Manifesto, they know, if you want teach everyone to be good like citizens, they will always be in power.

That's boring, I want to a school that literally turns you into a robot, you go into the school a normal, boring human and then you come out a Borg. That would be awesome!

Public schools should avoid turning people into a robots by teaching a bunch of different theories, like teaching that the world being round is just a theory and that the world could be flat. There we we go, instead of robots, we have confused and insane individuals, awesome!

 

[SuBe]

That's boring, I want to a school that literally turns you into a robot, you go into the school a normal, boring human and then you come out a Borg. That would be awesome!

Public schools should avoid turning people into a robots by teaching a bunch of different theories, like teaching that the world being round is just a theory and that the world could be flat. There we we go, instead of robots, we have confused and insane individuals, awesome!

^Exhibit A

Government always has the answers. Right, Overlord?

 

[BlackLantern]

The CIA was behind the "assassinations" of both Tupac and Biggie because of backdoor revenue from selling guns and crack

 

[The Overlord]

^Exhibit A

Government always has the answers. Right, Overlord?

You're a party pooper! You are ruining my fun! I'm trying to bring some dadaist humor to this boring old thread and you are ruining it, with boring old politics!

Lighten up and some fun, I'm clearly intent on creating the most bizzare, insane and time wasting theories ever, just make this thread more amusing! Come on its fun.

 

[SuBe]

You're a party pooper! You are ruining my fun! I'm trying to bring some dadaist humor to this boring old thread and you are ruining it, with boring old politics!

Lighten up and some fun, I'm clearly intent on creating the most bizzare, insane and time wasting theories ever, just make this thread more amusing! Come on its fun.

This is the Politics Thread.

 

[The Overlord]

This is the Politics Thread.

Seriously you are no fun.

Its says fun with Conspiracy Theories, not boringness with Conspiracy Theories. This should be fun.

Besides I'm expressing dadaist opinions, are those political enough for ya?

All I want is to open a school that turns people into cyborgs and spends more time talking about TV trivia then it does math or science or history. If the free market wants kids to learn more about Seinfeld then math, who are you to get in the way!

 

[Malice]

The Government actually employed Malice, who started the Politics forum on SHH to slowly influence the way people think. Numerous people on the board are actually controlled by a Republican super-computer to login as different names to push the right-wing agenda...

Granted, the computer is not doing a good job, but there you go...

 

[BlackLantern]

9/11 was engineered to mask the true goings on underneath....namely the activation of Skynet....

 

[Malice]

9/11 was engineered to mask the true goings on underneath....namely the activation of Skynet....

DOH! That was the reason?!?!!?
Insane!

 

[SuBe]

Smurfs are the Shadow Government.

And they are Communist.

 

[BlackLantern]

well the two buildings actually served as giant superconductors feeding information into Skynet....a janitor discovered a hidden parking garage filled with prototype soldiers that would enslave humanity....

 

[hammerhedd11]

I think the JFK conspiracy theories are hilarious. My favorite is the man who has the umbrella(who is actually just making a political statement) shoots JFK with a dart so he would not be able to move away from the shot.

 

[gap5ewl]

All the political figures in the world are actually lizard aliens who can shapeshift!

 

[BlackLantern]

on the news years eve of 2012...Britney Spears will reveal herself as the Anti-Christ and reign over the earth for 1,000 years

 

[Raiden]

The Skulls have been secretly assassinating world leaders and replacing them with one of their own, and they plan to enslave mankind when the time is right.

 

[hippie_hunter]

This thread reminds me of the time my dad said that the significant rise in oil and gas prices was a Democratic conspiracy so they could blame Bush and the Republicans and win the election.

 

[Sebastos]

Not exactly fun but I have been thinkning about it for a while now......

Bin Laden is dead and they (whoever that may be ) are using him for scare tactics.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Actually bin Laden just came out and did a message to his followers. Also, al-Qaeda is no longer near the threat they were years ago.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

^ actually Bin Laden hasn't had a video-taped or voice-recorded segment that shows proof of his existence past our invasion of Afghanistan. Everything that's been released from "him" since that time has no evidence of him being alive past early 2002.