Funniest Jokes or Moments Thread.

[The Apatow Crew]

There were like two guys in my theatre laughing at the Stan Lee part, but their laughs were so big and oh so long, I'd say it counted for everyone.

I heard someone say awwww poor stan.

 

[NQ-B]

Oh yeah and I am so hot for you right know! that was a good scene.

I love that scene!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I love that scene!

Yes i did too. I wish i was reed there.

 

[NQ-B]

Yes i did too. I wish i was reed there.

LOL yeah I bet you do!

 

[Yodaman]

Johnny: Have you seen the women I've dated?
Alicia: No. I haven't.

Someone in my theater actually said "no" before Alicia did

 

[Dr Lee]

I laughed at just about every single moment/line that has been mentioned already

 

[Carp Man]

How the heck can you pick one. There were sooooooooooooo many moments. The one that made me bust out laughing was the scene where Sue and Johnny change powers. I couldn't stop laughing. Sue's reaction, then she goes up in the air, and just kind of dangles in the air. Johnny turns invisable and people start bumping into him. Then Sue goes up, reaches the window, she's screaming REEDDDDDDDDDDDDD,REEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, and he's just oblivious. The he sees here says " Sue your on fire", and she says " YA THINK". Hilliarious. That got the biggest reaction from the audience. t:Then she hits the ground with no clothes on, and Johnny says Sue, and she had the look on her face that said not again. The end of that scene was well done, tasteful, and respectful. Thumbs up for them not exploting Jessica's body like they did in the first one.

 

[Ebil Gig]

Thing's "I liked the part when he knocked you on your ass" was hilarious! The delivery was superb!

And I'll go with everybody else with the Rockslide.

 

[Ixion]

The Rockslide line probably got the biggest laugh in the theater I was in, there were a lot of laughs though, the comedy was well done.

I laughed most at this part:

I really liked the "Surf's up metal-head!" line...

-TNC

 

[Doctor of Doom]

Actually yeah that reminds me- probably the best reaction in ours was "Were you just waiting to catch me in a towel?"

Just the way the line was delivered and the expression on Johnny's face made it brilliant.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

As a cosmically ginormous fan of Jack Kirby and a despiser of Stan Lee, I loved his cameo....deftly saying in effect, the real-life truth, that Stan Lee was NOT as important to the Fantastic Four as he thinks he is. LOL, GORgeous.

And though it wasn't really a "joke" I laughed when Reed put things into perspective for the military guy.

 

[Kanny]

Well, I loved every scene that's been said here. All the funny parts too. So, I'm going to say a scene that I loved:

The talk Johnny and Ben have in the bar. I think it was good and I liked it, Johnny opening up to Ben. I think it was awesome.

And also, what Reed said to the General. Man, that's my favorite Reed moment!!

And last, but not least, the short moment between Sue and Johnny just before the wedding. Beautiful!!

Well, that's 3 scenes actually. But, I can't say just one.

 

[NQ-B]

The moment with Reed and the General my favourite Reed moment too!

 

[The Geek Vault]

When I went to see the movie, there was a little girl who must have been 6 or 7 in the theater (she talked the whole movie which got annoying, one of the reasons I think some of us wanted a PG-13 rating) the rockslide was hilarious, but also the part with the bear and the thing, the little girl stands up and yells "Don't hurt pooh bear, he's not a monster he's my friend"
which I thought was pretty funny.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Where Ben said "No, we believe you. Did he take you Lollipop land?" or something like that.

Doom flat out saying "I hate you. All of you." and "Let me sPeak slowly so you can understand." It wasa nice that the whole arrogant asPect of his brilliance returned.


Jessica Alba was right. This WAS the best family comedy of the summer so far. Hella better than Shrek 3 at any rate.

 

[Ebil Gig]

I forgot also to say that I loved Johnny's line about his tux being Dolci.

 

[neotheone]

Everytime that The Thing's girlfriend made a joke about herself being blind and still being able to see everything

 

[MattC]

Oh yeah and I am so hot for you right know! that was a good scene.

That got a lot of laughs in my theater, as did the rockslide joke.