Comics Funniest Moments Thread

[shinlyle]

I particularly enjoyed She-Hulk #4, in which Spidey sues JJJ for libel...he's almost guaranteed a huge cash settlement but then his lawyers decide to include Peter Parker in the suit as well for faking Spider-Man pictures (like making it look like Electro and Spider-Man were the same person way back in Amazing #9). So Spidey has to settle out of court, with the settlement being that JJJ (and himself as Peter) must dress up in a large chicken suit and sell copies of the Bugle out in the street.

I've SO got to get that TPB.....

 

[Jasmine]

Issue one of Ultimate Six where Kraven is confronted by the Ultimates and he runs away only to get shot with a arrow by Hawkeye, and issue 6 of that mini where he gets struck by electricity by either Electro or Thor.

Issue 47 of USM. When Fancy Dan gets ready to kill Julio, Ox breaks into saying "Beauty and the Beast."

 

[Aging Fangirl]

Which were the issues where Rhino was tired of being stupid and made fun of so he gets himself injected with some intelligence drug or something? He got a restraining order against Spider-Man and figured out everyone's secret identity.

"Flowers for Rhino"! One of the best stories in the Tangeled Web series. Can't remember the issues though.

 

[Hyper Venom]

Issue one of Ultimate Six where Kraven is confronted by the Ultimates and he runs away only to get shot with a arrow by Hawkeye, and issue 6 of that mini where he gets struck by electricity by either Electro or Thor.

Issue 47 of USM. When Fancy Dan gets ready to kill Julio, Ox breaks into saying "Beauty and the Beast."

I liked the part when they were all in prison, and Electro started teasing Kraven about how crappy his show was, and the idiot runs directly into the electrified bars to get to Electro.

 

[moffball]

"Flowers for Rhino"! One of the best stories in the Tangeled Web series. Can't remember the issues though.

I think that's in Tangled Web of Spider-Man somewhere. Which reminds me of the one where Grizzly and Rhino meet someone through some dating service . . .

 

[Captivated]

These are great... that the Spider-man comics were so funny was a nice surprise when I started reading.

Here are a couple that haven't been mentioned:

Peter has gone to California to talk to MJ. They won't let him in the building, so he wraps a towel around his face and climbs up the side of it. On his way up he passes a hairy fat man, standing in front of a window, dressed in women's underwear. The man says something about keeping this to themselves and closes the drapes. Peter keeps climbing, remarking that this was nothing that removing his eyeballs and washing them in sulfuric acid wouldn't cure...

MJ and Peter have reunited and they are at dinner, enjoying some wine and annoying the stuck-up waiter. That whole exchange is hilarious. Peter says he is celebrating his wife coming back to him, and the waiter says, what, did she loose her car keys... when ordering Peter makes some comment about arming the oysters with tiny revolvers, just to make it a fair fight, while Mary Jane is giggling and snorting... then Peter turns down her offer (I can only guess) of wild make-up sex... his explaination was very touching.

Later Spidey is hanging out on the side of a building munching on a hot dog and coke, talking to himself. He's obviously being loud enough to wake up the big, rough looking dude in the apartment next to him, who tells him to shut up. Spidey exclaims, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world!" Man, leaning out window, "Shut up!" Spidey, now upside down, in his face, chants "I'm the luckiest guy in the world, I'm the luckiest guy in the world, I'mtheluckiestguyintheworld!" The man yells back "Shutupshutupshutup!"

 

[Hyper Venom]

The scene where Peter returns home from California, and sits brooding in his room. He laments the fact that, for years, he's played the exact same numbers in the lottery every single week. The one week he goes to California and doesn't play the lottery, the numbers he always plays are the winning numbers, and nobody else has them, meaning he would have gotten millions of dollars for himself. He then decides that California is the reason for everything that is wrong in the world.

 

[Jasmine]

I liked the part when they were all in prison, and Electro started teasing Kraven about how crappy his show was, and the idiot runs directly into the electrified bars to get to Electro.

Yeah that was also funny.

 

[pantherfan]

Just finished reading this one, and thought it "odd" if not funny:

 

[doih]

"Flowers for Rhino"! One of the best stories in the Tangeled Web series. Can't remember the issues though.

Is the Tangled Web series in continuity?

 

[Aging Fangirl]

Is the Tangled Web series in continuity?

Yes, it's in continuity. And if you're interested, 'Flowers for Fhino' is in issues 5 & 6.

 

[Venom Drool]

secret war...i bleieve issue 3... where spidey says... "mommy" in that tiny font... yes.. hes written as if hes akid but.. that made me laugh so damn hard

 

[Arcturus]

lol I liked the line where Carnage says to Spidey(I can't remember the exact issue)

Carnage: Which eye would'ja have plucked first? Or would you rather be surprised?

It's not the exact line, but in the similar fashion because im too lazy to find the comic, but it made me chuckle.

 

[Electro UK]

Just finished reading this one, and thought it "odd" if not funny:

LMFAO!!!!!!!
Oh man I needed that. Somewhere in the sins past story line when the footage of spider-man fighting Galactus is shown. Spider-man is hanging on to Galactus's foot. Galactus doesn't even notice and Spider-man is shouting "Hey! Hey! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!"

 

[doih]

Yes, it's in continuity. And if you're interested, 'Flowers for Fhino' is in issues 5 & 6.

Got some searching to do

 

[spideyboy_1111]

for me it was a more recent comic.. during the time MJ and peter split and she was in cali... Peter and Aunt may went to the airport to fly to cali for peter to try to get her back. As they went through the metal detectors for the carry on bags... they found something strange in one of the luggages... 2 certain classic metal accessories the web shooters. they asked peter what they were and aunt may bumbed in telling the guard that her gyno told her to wear them around her ankles... and they pretty much shut the guard up...

 

[Mara Jane]

I think in the Spidey/Daredevil mini there was a scene where Spidey was trying to save a cat from a tree, with a little girl expectantly looking on. The cat kept clawing up Spidey, so after Spidey leaves, you see the little girl holding a ball of webbing that has a cat's head and paws sticking out of it and she says, "Kitty's all sticky." It was cute.

 

[Captivated]

secret war...i bleieve issue 3... where spidey says... "mommy" in that tiny font... yes.. hes written as if hes akid but.. that made me laugh so damn hard

Oh, that DID crack me up... all the others are calling for superhero backup, and Spidey says, "mommy." He rarely looses his sense of humor, even in the face of great adversity.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Bombastic Bag Man. 'Nuff said.

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

Not really a Spidey moment, but during the Ultimate Six arc, right after Hawkeye shoots Kraven.

Captain America: Thor, will you collect Mr. Kraven before he bleeds to death?

Thor: No.

 

[Captivated]

Towards the end of the Digger arc Spidey and the police captain are concluding their recap. Spider-man points at their coffee cups, sitting side by side and asks, "...which one is yours?" They look at each other. Silence. Then they both take off in different directions. Spidey, "I'm not taking the chance." Captian, "Me neither... I might wind up wearing a costume." Spidey, "Yea, the amazing Lame Man."

Or something like that... There were some funny exchanges between those two in that arc.

 

[Jasmine]

Ghost of Hammerhead story: Ock picks up May with one of his tentacles and says he is such a tease.

USM 48: May calling up the Bugle and cussing out Jameson.

 

[spider-jide]

The digger arc where spidey is on the plane and Forelli sends this hot chick over to spidey to make sure spidey had everthing and ANYthing he wanted and she then insinuates that she wants to have sex with him while he keeps his mask on.....and then a couple of panels later Forelli asks the chick if everything is fine with spidey and iwith a cold tone she stares at spidey who has now created a wall made of webbing separating himself from her, telling her should just slide the food through the web and nobody gets hurt..................hilarious.

 

[Hyper Venom]

The beginning of the Shade story, where May washes Spidey's uniform for him, and everywhere he goes he smells like fabric softener. Detective Lamont teases him, and when they go to the prison to investigate The Shade, all the prisoners want to make Spidey their girlfriend because he smells so pretty.

 

[Hyper Venom]

Oh, another one. At the end of the "King of Hell's Kitchen" arc in Daredevil, after Spidey, Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist beat the Yakuza, Spidey swings off, saying, "If you ever need help again...call the X-Men. I have a hot wife at home. I SO don't need this". After he leaves, there's an exchange between Cage and Iron Fist.
IF: Does he really have a hot wife?
Cage: I thought he was gay.
IF: Me too.
Cage: But you wear yellow booties.
IF: They were a gift.
Cage: From a guy.
IF: I'm leaving.