Comics Funniest Moments Thread

Damn, I can't remember the dialogue now between Wolverine and Spidey in Team-up, but it was great...I'm paraphrasing here.

SM - Can you guys wrap this up? I need to go home to the wife.
W - You're married?
SM - Oh yeah! You don't believe that? Under this mask, I'm totally hot.
W - Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
 
In the Spidey-Moon Knight Marvel Team Up, they use the same kind of joke, too, but not as funny.

Spidey (after the Chinese takeout he was bringing home gets blown up): "Aw, Man, my wife's gonna kill me."
Moon Knight: "You have a wife?"
Spidey: "Why is everyone so shocked when they find that out?"
 
Peter brought [size=-1]Ezekiel home for dinner...

MJ says to Ezekiel... "So, Peter tells me that you think he got his powers from Slappy the Spider fairy" Peter, "I didn't..." MJ, "Yes, you did."
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In light of the new Spider-man Fantastic Four team up -- which had some very funny moments -- I thought this thread might be revived... :yay:
 
Sensational Spider-Man# 8 (vol. 1) with the Looter and Spider-Ben was a great read. Dezago and 'Ringo were a great team.
 
Jenkins also had some great moments during his PPSM run, like Pete singing nude and being walked in on by Randy and Gloria. And being hit on by a gay guy because he put his wedding-ring on his left finger thinking that's what widowers do (back when he thought MJ was dead).
 
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Nuff said :D
hahaa, that makes me laugh soo much!! :woot::woot::woot::woot::up:
 
I don't remember it exactly but it was from the mont recent Spider-Man series that aired on MTV.

Kingpin: You wouldn't attack an unarmed man would you?
Spider-Man: Yeah, but each of your arms are the size of Brooklyn

I don't know why but I found that very funny
 
all of the spidey/human torch mini. LOL when hes driving the spider car, man some of the stuff they said back and forth were gold


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and the page before this with the annoying usher that looks exactly like Bruce Campbell.
and from the same arc, when Uncle Ben beats up flash and his goons
and this

MJ: i didnt break it, i put it in the dishwasher and the dishwasher broke it. well, cracked it--

Pete:why did you put it in the dishwasher?

MJ: because it was disgusting.

Pete: it was my captian binky plastic mug, i got it out of a box of captain binky crunchy nut cereal, it was disgusting when i got it, that was part of its charm

MJ: shouldnt you be getting ready for work? why do these earrings never fit when you want them to?

Pete: i AM ready. do you know how many boxes of crunchy nut cereal i had to eat before i found that mug?

MJ continues to get dressed

Pete: six, thats how many, and -- say you look really cute like tht.

MJ: peter--

Pete: now if they'd been offering you in one of those boxes, i'd have eaten as many as... oh, four...maybe five--

MJ: HEY! are you saying im not as attractive as a stupid mug?

Pete: to a six year old? no. now if we're talking here thirteen then--

MJ: i'm not having this conversation anymore.
 
Mourlon: "I like you...your funny."
Spidey: "Don't tell me, tell Letterman."

Spidey: "Y..You wouldn't happen to have a can of spinnach back there would you?"
Bartender: "uhh um.."
Spidey: "Didn't think so, no one watches cartoons anymore."

Spidey: "So can I drop you off anywhere?"
Woman: "screams"
Spidey: "S'funny, I have that effect on women."

Spidey: "And I love you to."
Cop: "Beat it or I'll call ya in."
Spidey: "And I love the street, and the people, and the trash can, and that woman...HEY, THAT'S NO WOMAN!"

*at airport*
Spidey: "So, where were we?"
MJ: "This is ridiculous. I thought dinner, champain.."
Spidey: "There's a bag of peanuts over there."

Spidey: "Cap, I like you to meet Mary Jane. Mary Jane? Captain America."
Cap: "Hello."
MJ: "um..uh..hi?"
Cap: *looks at Spidey* "A word from the wise. The mask hides your face, don't let it hide your heart." *walks away smiling*
Spidey: "Who was that masked man?"
MJ: "I am so gonna hurt you."

ISSUE OF SSM when the Frog paid a visit.
Spidey: "Who are you?"
Walrus: "I'm the Walrus."
Spidey: "The Walrus? What are your powers?"
Walrus: "I have the speed, agility, and strength of a walrus."
Spidey: ".........he..he he he..ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA!! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
 
There are some GREAT scenes described here...

Do MORE... with PICTURES! :woot:
 
Amazing Spider-man Annual#1 when Ock kidnaps betty brant and Aunt May, Aunt May says that Doc Ock is such a well spoken person. or She said He's such a well mannered person lol:up:.

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that was a very funy moment!!!:up::woot:.
 
Something I remembered from the 90's cartoon--

TombStone:Come down here and fight like a man!
Spider-man:I don't suppose I can convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

*a missle is shot at Spider-man*
Spider-man:Foul ball coming!
*hits it away with a construction beam*
Spider-man: Do the Nicks need me or what?

From #436

BT:I may not fully understand your insane prattling, but I do know that your life is mine to take! Please do not force me to kill you!

Spidey:Hey! Fine by me! Hows about we order a pizza and discuss our favorite scenes from titanic?!
 
Speaking of the cartoon...

Doc Ock's "Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with" always cracked me up.
 
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This cracked me up. *snort* :yay:

I posted this whole scene on the "Favorite Peter/MJ moments" thread.
 
I wonder what happened to Lamont... He and Spidey used to have such funny exchanges.

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Should his Spider-sense have gone off here? I think not.
 
This was pretty funny... I especially like the part about "slappy the spider fairy"

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Think this needs to also go in the Peter/MJ thread... sorry if some of you see it twice. :yay:
 

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