Funniest lines of Thor: Ragnarok

[waffles]

When Thor was leaving Dr Strange and called his umbrella back, pulled a face and said “.......sorry......” as glass broke and things were destroyed in the background.

Also anything that Korg saidbut I did enjoy his “piss off, ghost” scream. And introducing Miek who has knives for hands.

 

[RoastBeast]

I can't claim this and can't remember where I saw it, but someone online in a tweet or something pointed out that 'rock' (Korg) lost to 'paper' (pamphlets) but beat 'scissors' (Miek) ... could that possibly be a coincidence?

If not, I bow to a master of subtlety.

 

[Nathaniell]

I can't claim this and can't remember where I saw it, but someone online in a tweet or something pointed out that 'rock' (Korg) lost to 'paper' (pamphlets) but beat 'scissors' (Miek) ... could that possibly be a coincidence?

If not, I bow to a master of subtlety.

Ur not the only one lol. I lol'd at that.

 

[samsnee]

Because that’s what heroes do!

 

[BigSams50]

"Oh, Miek's dead. I stepped on him during the fight on the bridge and I've been feeling so guilty, I've be carrying him around with me ever since. Oh, wait! Miek's alive! What were you asking?

 

[russian gal]

Actually I love visual humour more than dialogue here
Like when he tried to lean on the cupboard t:

the funniest line was about the revengers for met:t: It was translated & dubbed as funny too

"Whoever I am?? I'm sorry, did you listen to a word I just said??"

thats actually 1 of the cases when the line was much funnier translated than it sounds in english
The word was used akin to 'lay oneself out' The dubbing actress was delivering it pretty hilarious too (generally I didnt like her tho Need to check original version)

 

[Jenlet]

Thor "I just hit her with the most powerful lightning bolt in the history of lighting" had laughing hard.

This lol. Upon the first viewing, the line fell flat for me. But upon the second viewing, I enjoyed it better.

The "sun's getting real low" in the arena had me in stitches. Especially Thor's face right before he gets hit.

 

[HammerDown]

"There will be consequences. Bad ones." t:

 

[scarlet-witch]

"Surtur, son of a.....****** I thought you were dead!"

And Thor's story about Loki and the snake, I laughed so hard after he said "then he stabbed me" I didn't catch any of the dialogue that came afterwards.

 

[ih8nyy]

Paraphrasing: "Look out blue sparkles shoot from his finger tips"

 

[Solaire]

Saw this for a 2nd time and laughed again when he was fighting Hulk. While they are fighting he's telling Hulk that he's embarrassing him because he told the audience that they were friends. Just the way Thor said it made me laugh.

 

[HammerDown]

Saw this for a 2nd time and laughed again when he was fighting Hulk. While they are fighting he's telling Hulk that he's embarrassing him because he told the audience that they were friends. Just the way Thor said it made me laugh.

Yeh now that i think about it, it's pretty funny. t:
Chris Hemsworth was so much more loose with the direction from Taika, that it made his reactions and overall body language more fun to watch. It was like all the best bits, humor bits from the previous movies where used as a template for the hole movie and it was totally worth it and the right call to have more of CH personality come out of the character. It just made for a much more enjoyable movie.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

What was the 80's song Tony Stark programmed the quinjet to recognize Thor?

Also "Hulk, the strongest Avenger",lol.

 

[HammerDown]

What was the 80's song Tony Stark programmed the quinjet to recognize Thor?

It was the movie.

 

[JSSTyger]

Jeff Goldblum

"A one, a two, a three a four" (cue music)
"No, uh, were you just waiting to call her that?"
"Ugh, I'm stepping in it."
"Why would I hate 'mainframe'"?

Hulk

"BABY ARMS!!"

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

"Sun's getting real low"

"Knock it off. Get away from me"

 

[JSSTyger]

Thor: ...and why didn't you just call me?
Strange: I have to say your father was adamant that he be left in peace...annnnd you don't have a phone.
Thor: Yes, but you could have just sent a--an electronic letter. You know, an "e-mail"?
Strange: OK, do you have a computer?
Thor: No, why would I need one of those?

 

[mustapantteri]

"I have been falling for 30 MINUTES!"

My theater erupted in huge laughter.

Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people.

The way Cate delivered the line kills me.

 

[kedrell]

'You were pulled off by your hammer?'
Anyone from the UK would crack up at this as 'pulled off' means...well, you know.

He actually says, "OMG, the hammer pulled you off?"

 

[jadejaws]

My favorite

Thor: "You just can't go around throwing shields at people....you could have killed me."

Hulk: "I know... I just get so angry all the time....Hulk always angry (while shaking his fists)

 

[Pennywise]

Loki, disguised as Odin saying, "Oh, ****!" upon seeing Thor
"Sun's getting real low!"
Thor to the Barber: "Please kind sir, please don't cut my hair! NOOOOOOOO!"
"Get Help!"

Lots of memorable and funny quotes!

 

[russian gal]

not a line again but I lol'ed when he waved to the Asgardians at the end t:t: it was SOOOO in character for him

He actually says, "OMG, the hammer pulled you off?"

that was very appropriately translated
lots of laughs

 

[BigThor]

Thor: ...and why didn't you just call me?
Strange: I have to say your father was adamant that he be left in peace...annnnd you don't have a phone.
Thor: Yes, but you could have just sent a--an electronic letter. You know, an "e-mail"?
Strange: OK, do you have a computer?
Thor: No, why would I need one of those?

This might be the funniest bit in the movie for me.

 

[Finarfiniel]

I just remembered this scene:

Thor: We have to fight this really powerful being... who also happens to be my sister.
Banner: That is so wrong on so many levels? What? I don't want to fight your sister! That's... that's a family issue!

Ruffalo's delivery is so great there.

 

[JSSTyger]

I just remembered this scene:

Thor: We have to fight this really powerful being... who also happens to be my sister.
Banner: That is so wrong on so many levels? What? I don't want to fight your sister! That's... that's a family issue!

Ruffalo's delivery is so great there.

Thor: Yes, but she's an evil being!!