Gah i got suspended for two days.

[Matt]

So that makes him the superhero hype version of A.J. Soprano (Translation: A 17 year old virgin who sits on the internet all day bragging about his father's connections)?

 

[SuperFerret]

You're Asian!?!

No, but (WARNING: POSSIBLE PERCIEVED RACISM) typically the asian people who've been moving into the area keep to themselves and leave other people alone. The guidos (I use the term to differentiate the wannabe mobsters from the respectable people who happen to have Italian heritage) seem to take it upon themselves to get into everyone else's business, and will try to start something with you even if all you're doing is walking down their street.

 

[bullets]

if i had mafia connections i would deny it up and down . im sure fbi could trace people on the internet.

 

[StorminNorman]

So that makes him the superhero hype version of A.J. Soprano (Translation: A 17 year old virgin who sits on the internet all day bragging about his father's connections)?

You never read Ice-Man's incredible "Help me convince my parents that smoking weed is great!" thread?

 

[Matt]

No, but (WARNING: POSSIBLE PERCIEVED RACISM) typically the asian people who've been moving into the area keep to themselves and leave other people alone. The guidos (I use the term to differentiate the wannabe mobsters from the respectable people who happen to have Italian heritage) seem to take it upon themselves to get into everyone else's business, and will try to start something with you even if all you're doing is walking down their street.

So you're not Asian, but you live in a community with hot young Asian and Italian girls? Can I come over?

 

[Matt]

You never read Ice-Man's incredible "Help me convince my parents that smoking weed is great!" thread?

Nope link me!

 

[Matt]

if i had mafia connections i would deny it up and down . im sure fbi could trace people on the internet.

And that is why he is lying. No son of a prominent mafioso would brag about it to outsiders, even on the internet.

 

[DBella]

So im outside at a fire drill, one of my friends calls me and its something like rly important, some guy said put your phone away so i did, my friend calls back for plans to meet him he had just gotten out of jail. so anyway some security monitor yellss give me the phone, so im like ughh no? and hes grabs my shoulder and is like give me the PHONE. like this is Sparta type ****.

anyway i'm like **** off your not getting it, i get escorted to the deans and my friend Vinny starts talking about the security monitor, so i'm like yea the guys a ****ing *****e bag, the guy clearly heard me say it.

so i got written up for insubordination, and ****.


2 days ofr freedom, i hate this school.

O grow up, quit yer whinin' and take your punishment like a man.

Vinny... hehehe. Why does every 'mafia' wannabe have to be named 'Vinny'?

 

[Mister J]

So that makes him the superhero hype version of A.J. Soprano (Translation: A 17 year old virgin who sits on the internet all day bragging about his father's connections)?

Something like that.

the mortgage is already paid off, food comes cheap for us as most of it "falls off a truck" or comes from one of my dads many hookups, as do some of my clothes.

my dad is one of three bosses at this mortgage company, he makes a nice amount of money.

You do realize that the expression "it fell off of a truck" means it was stolen don't you? So....you are bragging about being a thief.

and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.

fine laugh it up at my dad being in the mob. idc

all my friends know, there **** scared of him, but i tell them not to be.

He's gonna have us all whacked!


But if his life is like the Sopranos, maybe he has a sister that looks like Meadow. She could whack me.

Then again, what if she has calloused hands?

Spoiler

hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Easy there Sonny. Don't want any accidents at the toll booth.

Sure, threatening everyone is really gonna make them anna be nice to you.

LMAO

You're a joke.

i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

 

[StorminNorman]

Nope link me!

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=271102

Here is a sample:

the mortgage is already paid off, food comes cheap for us as most of it "falls off a truck" or comes from one of my dads many hookups, as do some of my clothes.

my dad is one of three bosses at this mortgage company, he makes a nice amount of money.


also if i were to move out it would be at one of my own apartments that i currently own with my dad, we own fife 2 family houses, and two 3+ family houses, and a small apartment complex.

im set, i can choose any one of them to live at, most likely it would be the Atlantic beach house. rent is cheap, and i own it, id take care of the tenants and collect their rent.


im set for life, but im still gonna get a decent job so i can buy food, and such as im only gonna live off my parents for 1-2 more years, i need to start my own family in a few years, maybe when im at least in my late 20's.

 

[DBella]

If his Dad's really in the mob and he's bragging about it like he does here, they should put a hit on him and shut his a** up. Mafias these days have no class. It makes me miss the good old days back in the old country.

 

[carrrnuttt]

I hope ice-boy decides to join the military for some insane reason. I want to see how much of a "rebel" he really is.

 

[Badger]

If his Dad's really in the mob and he's bragging about it like he does here, they should put a hit on him and shut is a** up. Mafias these days have no class.

Don't worry Bella, that's why I'm on the Hype.

So ice-man can I have your address? I've got something I need to show you.

 

[Showtime]

So im outside at a fire drill, one of my friends calls me and its something like rly important, some guy said put your phone away so i did, my friend calls back for plans to meet him he had just gotten out of jail. so anyway some security monitor yellss give me the phone, so im like ughh no? and hes grabs my shoulder and is like give me the PHONE. like this is Sparta type ****.

anyway i'm like **** off your not getting it, i get escorted to the deans and my friend Vinny starts talking about the security monitor, so i'm like yea the guys a ****ing *****e bag, the guy clearly heard me say it.

so i got written up for insubordination, and ****.


2 days ofr freedom, i hate this school.

Are you the dude from Bully?

 

[DBella]

Don't worry Bella, that's why I'm on the Hype.

So ice-man can I have your address? I've got something I need to show you.

I want to ship him to Napoli in a box. Alive. So he can get a real taste of what it's really like to be in the mafia. He talks like he does, he's dead.

 

[Space Moose]

Your gonna' lose and it's gonna' show!

 

[Shuley]

when i was in high school none of us were carrying cell phones.

When I was in school the internet wasn't even invented yet,nevermind cellphones,Ipods or Playstation.

 

[Showtime]

We had computers with black and green screens.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

We had computers with black and green screens.

10: PRINT: Dew is Cool
20: GOTO 10
30: RUN
40: STOP

Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool

 

[Showtime]

10: PRINT: Dew is Cool
20: GOTO 10
30: RUN
40: STOP

Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool
Dew is cool

Heh Heh. Exactly.

I was a champion banner maker. Dot Matrix style.

 

[Space Moose]

Heh Heh. Exactly.

I was a champion banner maker. Dot Matrix style.

Don't make me bust out my MSDOS skillz...!

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below
We had to walk butt naked through 40 miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine 22 hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broke and miserable and we liked it
Fine that way

There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn't get dessert

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawn mower, we used our teeth to cut the grass

What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't
Believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline

Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play Frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

 

[Asteroid-Man]

**** like this happens to me all the time. I never get suspended though. I refuse to leave and I just quote stuff from the UN charter of human rights and get away with stuff.

 

[Space Moose]

Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below
We had to walk butt naked through 40 miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine 22 hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broke and miserable and we liked it
Fine that way

There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn't get dessert

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawn mower, we used our teeth to cut the grass

What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't
Believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline

Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play Frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Weird Al rules.

 

[chamber-music]

He should get his dad to Whack the guy. Bada Bing