Gary Oldman Joins Goyer Thriller

[[A]]

This is art, man.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

^To right it is, she is amazing. Great butt as well.

 

[Heretic]

Thats what Im screaming. I always do some looking around for info about horror movies that Im about to see, and I was shocked at how some people think that girl is "ugly". I mean...its not even close...she's damn near perfect. I can possibly understand where someone may think her face is easily forgotten, as she does seem to lack an "it" factor that makes her stand out from other starlets, but geez...the girl is just amazing.

 

[Nivek]

She's hot in that Megan Fox kinda way, except not so much teeth and nails.

 

[Nivek]

I can understand selling ass or **** for a sex comedy, but for a horror movie?

**** this crap.

My God, I hope your kidding.


Question. Have you ever seen a horror movie?

Or posters of sci-f or Horror from the 50's with a large breasted woman being carried away by the monster? It's always marketed the promice of T & A in horror movies. And this flick is PG-13.

 

[TNC9852002]

Yeah. Horror movies are nothing but softcore pornography with more blood.

-TNC

 

[[A]]

She's hot in that Megan Fox kinda way, except not so much teeth and nails.

..and less high-profile ****tiness*









*that word does not exists, I think--hence, the italics

 

[Heretic]

and unlike Megan Fox, she hasnt made some horrificly bad tattoo choices.

 

[Nivek]

as far as you can tell.

Tattoo's don't bother me, neither does the idea of finding both of these birls in a cuddled bed at the same time.

 

[Bond]

and unlike Megan Fox, she hasnt made some horrificly bad tattoo choices.

Tattoos are hot.

 

[OctaviusINC]

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23858

I Just found this website banner for Halloween 2:

 

[CelticPredator]

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23858

This poster insinuates incest.

 

[Heretic]

Eh, everyone has thei own opinions of tattoos, I suppose.

Its weird because Im a big metalhead and all that, but i just find giant tattoos on a womans forearms to be a turnoff. Megan Fox is really, really hot...but come on...thats just ridiculous.

Besides, I think this chick might be AS pretty (though again, perhaps a bit nondistinct looking) and her body is...well...look at it!

 

[[A]]

So.. what's the deal? It's a nazi baby?

 

[Bond]

That ass shot is actually in the movie. But other than that, this movie sucked. Hard.

 

[[A]]

Funny sentence. And killer avvy.

 

[Bond]

Double true! Thanks.

 

[블라스]

My God, I hope your kidding.


Question. Have you ever seen a horror movie?

Or posters of sci-f or Horror from the 50's with a large breasted woman being carried away by the monster? It's always marketed the promice of T & A in horror movies. And this flick is PG-13.

Yeah, I have see what I consider real horror movies, like The Shining, JC's The Thing, 28 days later..., The Mist, etc, and none of them needed that type of promotion/scenes.

I do get what you're saying, and I certainly didn't mean to offend anyone, but come on, you can see what I'm saying too, can't you?

I like T&A as much as the next guy, it's just that I can't take a "horror" movie seriously if that's the main appeal. Just a personal thing.

Edit: Ditto on the "Get Carter" avvy comment

 

[Heretic]

Half naked (or completely naked) babes is a staple of horror. Sure, the good ones dont need it...but being good isnt the point of most horror films. The point is to shock, scare, give people a wild ride...

As far as half naked girls go...this one is as good as it gets. There is not a girl on earth who's mere half naked appearance will get me to buy a ticket...but I like horror movies, so it was likely to get my cash either way...and this movie was just terrible...the fact that the chick has that underwear practically painted onto her is a plus...the only plus in one of the dumbest films of the year (and it just started).

 

[PowersOfMind]

Yeah, I have see what I consider real horror movies, like The Shining, JC's The Thing, 28 days later..., The Mist, etc, and none of them needed that type of promotion/scenes.

I do get what you're saying, and I certainly didn't mean to offend anyone, but come on, you can see what I'm saying too, can't you?

I like T&A as much as the next guy, it's just that I can't take a "horror" movie seriously if that's the main appeal. Just a personal thing.

Edit: Ditto on the "Get Carter" avvy comment

I agree. Then again it depends on the type of horror movie your dealing with. Honestly I like the movie but every shot of her in her underwear was really unecessary and that was how if felt. I expect it in the slasher movies because sex is really a staple of them but in this film it was there for no reason.

However it was funny because everytime she was half naked everyone in the theater kept remarking about how she needed to get a hamburger or a sandwich or something.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Tattoos are hot.

Not when they're on every inch of your body. That's disgusting.

 

[Bond]

Not when they're on every inch of your body. That's disgusting.

We were talking about Megan Fox. She really doesn't have THAT many.

 

[The Guard]

Wait...even Gary Oldman is bad in this?

 

[Bond]

Yes, he is.

 

[TNC9852002]

It's obviously evident now that Oldman was doing a big favor for Goyer..

-TNC