Ghost Lounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

Heat grape juice over the stove for ten minutes on a low simmer, than dab some up with a washcloth and rub into the stain spot.

Directions unclear. Did dab on top of stove in pot of boiling grape juice. Am currently on fire. Send help.

 

[Schlosser85]

Directions unclear. Did dab on top of stove in pot of boiling grape juice. Am currently on fire. Send help.

I’ve sent Steve, the Trumper cop we call for problems at our store. Hide your Biden signs.

 

[Reek]

a man in your... uh.... ahem... "line of work"... should know to scotchgard their clothes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

a man in your... uh.... ahem... "line of work"... should know to scotchgard their clothes.

I've never trusted the Scots...

Which is why I'm still alive.

 

[Schlosser85]

a man in your... uh.... ahem... "line of work"... should know to scotchgard their clothes.

One whose line of work has precious little use for clothing can be forgiven for a certain laissez-faire attitude towards their proper maintenance.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

One whose line of work has precious little use for clothing can be forgiven for a certain laissez-faire attitude towards their proper maintenance.

Also... Had myself laminated.

I'm smoother than cat**** on a linoleum floor.

 

[Reek]

linoleum? déclassé.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

linoleum? déclassé.

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Now you remember punctuation with the accents?

 

[Reek]

dont worry about me. I stay classy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I for one welcome our shadowy cabal of mods.

 

[Reek]

You could be talking to one right now and not even know it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You could be talking to one right now and not even know it.

 

[flickchick85]

dont worry about me. I stay classy.

The shadowy cabal takes issue with you invoking our name for your campaign. You'll be hearing from our corrupt lawyers.

 

[Reek]

The shadowy cabal takes issue with you invoking our name for your campaign. You'll be hearing from our corrupt lawyers.

one of your own species made that campaign poster. I am safe.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Did someone say... Corrupt lawyer?

 

[flickchick85]

one of your own species made that campaign poster. I am safe.

Damn you, corruption!!!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Damn you, corruption!!!

The Corrupt lawyers' response:

 

[flickchick85]

The Corrupt lawyers' response:

They had an airtight pitch, though.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

They had an airtight pitch, though.

 

[Reek]

I demand a trial by combat... my champion?

Ruth Fisher's car.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I demand a trial by combat... my champion?

Ruth Fisher's car.

Ruth Fischer's car:

Spoiler

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

For those who have wondered what the NYC Subways is like:

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Their biggest hit:

 

[Perfect Cell]

Boo

 

[Perfect Cell]

...Mummies don't say "boo"...