god and *********ion

[Majik1387]

Totally. I thought that the Bible also spoke out against *********ion somewhere, but I can't remember.

I'm sure it's covered in the 'sex with no life-making=sin' section

 

[Fried Gold]

God is a wanker

 

[AndThePickles]

Catholic priests are pretty opinionated on the subject

According to google search results, there aren't any actual Biblical passages on the subject. Although God does condemn birth control apparently

 

[Colossal Spoons]

According to google search results, there aren't any actual Biblical passages on the subject. Although God does condemn birth control apparently

Psh, will God come watch our kid cuz I gotta go to work!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I was just saying the Bible says no to Wives with Wives.
Gay kisses are great.

Can't argue that.

According to google search results, there aren't any actual Biblical passages on the subject. Although God does condemn birth control apparently

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is grand
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irrate...

 

[Darth Elektra]

Ok fine. Where do you think snow comes from.

lol.

 

[AndThePickles]

I think that's where a lot of people argue that God hates *********ion...because technically sperm is being "wasted."

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Catholic priests are pretty opinionated on the subject

thats why they end uptouching boys

 

[Fried Gold]

IMPORTANT! God doesn't actually exist

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

IMPORTANT! God doesn't actually exist

Neither should this thread