Good Things in the World

Pig Refuses to Be Bacon, Jumps From Truck En Route to Slaughterhouse

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It is in the face of death that we all learn what we are truly made of. If you were, for example, a pig being taken to slaughter, would you attempt to jump from the truck as it speeds down the highway, the driver salivating just at the thought of you being turned into bacon? Or would you embrace death, letting those final moments of life wash over you and calm you before your throat is slit? One brave pig dared to jump.

This pig deserves his freedom
 
That remind anyone else of this joke?

A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks the farmer.
"Well", says the farmer, "that is a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn.
"Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and saved everyone of them."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?" asked the salesman.
"Oh no" says the farmer. "He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure."
"So the bear injured his leg then," says the salesman.
"Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that. Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I drowned."
"So he hurt his leg then?" asks the salesman.
"Oh no," says the farmer.
"So how did he get the wooden leg?" the salesman asks.
"Well", the farmer tells him, "When you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once."
 
This pig earned his wings.
 
Guy waves his hand to stop the attack of a charging elephant

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Elephants are really dangerous animals. It is good advice to stay as far as possible from them because of their seemingly random charges. Unless you are this guy and you can calm the animal down thanks to your magic hand waving (and balls of steel.) I can imagine him saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...roaching-beast-stopping-tracks-wave-hand.html

Full vid at the link, that guy is either crazy talented or just plain crazy! I'd run for my life
 
This Iguana Comes Running Like A Dog When Its Owner Calls

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This (gigantic) Iguana's name is Buddy. Buddy has more charisma than 80% of cats I've interacted with.

I had no idea they could get that big! What would one feed it when it's that big?
 
Comes running like a dog, is the size of a medium-sized dog too.
 
Watch Cats "Play Soccer" on a Tiny Little Field

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Check out this exciting new clip from a World Cup match featuring anywhere from one to four cats and up to two finger puppets, depending on the moment!

For all you World Cup fans
 
Texas Police Now Ticketing Kids for "Cool Moves"

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The police department in Pflugerville, Tx. is now encouraging kids to be "cool" by "following traffic laws." Starting today, kids who make "cool moves" like not jaywalking will be approached by cops and presented with a ticket that comes with free ice cream instead of a fine. The police did this last year and somehow did not terrify the 500 kids they ticketed.

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So what's a cool move, according to Pflugerville cops? There are a few: wearing a helmet while riding your Razor scooter, crossing at a crosswalk, using the correct hand signals when riding your bike, and looking both ways before you cross the street. If a kid pulls a slick move like this and gets "caught," look out. Free ice-cream.

Those new to the area might be confused by the idea of cops approaching and ticketing children, so KEWE-TV helpfully provided a guide to the "Cool Moves" campaign this morning. "Will Your Child Be Ticketed By Police?" the station asks. The answer is yes, if they're cool.

http://www.keyetv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/will-your-child-ticketed-police-18785.shtml

That's a good way to get the kids are your side from an early age. I don't know too many kids that don't want free ice cream. I'd like to see more cities adopt this kind of program
 
A Woman Sings A Lullaby To An Elephant - What Happens Next Is So Beautiful!
Elephant Nature Park in Thailand is dedicated to rehabilitating elephants and giving them a safe and beautiful place to live. In this video, Faa Mai the elephant is being soothed to sleep by her caretaker. At Elephant Nature Park, each elephant is given one caretaker who is with them morning till night, and the bond between caretaker and elephant can be very strong! Faa Mai is so comfortable around his caretaker, that he ends up snoring next to her, in perfect sleep bliss!
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Enormous river of ducks flood an entire road

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I don't know how they herd the ducks in Thailand but I have never seen such an enormous flock that seemed quite so animated. Motorists had better just stay out of the way because it must be feeding time.

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That is an insane amount of ducks
 
Extreme biker rides through the narrowest mountain edge I've ever seen

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Watch extreme athlete Jaws Szczęki tackle this very narrow and difficult mountain bike route in the French Alps. Zero room for error.

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That guys has some cajones! Freaks me out just watching it
 
How dogs react when a human dog impersonator barks at them

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Voice actor Rudi Rok can do a pitch-perfect dog impersonation. Watch him interacting with actual dogs in this interesting video experiment. I really really wish science came up with a working human-dog-human translator.

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Haha this is classic, some of the little ones act like he was saying some bad things to them :woot:
 
Man rescues baby who crawled away from home

MADISON COUNTY, GA -- Long ago, Bryant Collins learned the value of choosing the right path.

"I've been in a lot of bad situations," he told 11Alive's Matt Pearl.

But this past Friday, Collins found, on the side of the road, a chance to save a life.

"I had seen something out of the corner of my eye, and I thought it was a baby," Collins recalled. "I just stopped and, when I got out, there was a baby … almost in the highway."

Collins' reaction? "The same that yours would have been, man … 'What the hell is going on? A baby?'"

It was a 15-month-old baby that had crawled through the woods, 300 yards from home, and nearly onto Highway 72

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Collins called 911, and emergency crews arrived. Police arrested the child's father, Timothy Pickens, and will likely arrest the child's mother as well.

Thankfully, the child was not hurt, according to Madison County sheriff Kip Thomas. "Everything was pretty much superficial that we saw," Thomas said, "Honestly that's almost a miracle: that a 15-month-old can go that far from her house, into the woods, fall down an embankment, wind up near a major highway, and really not get hurt that bad."

And Bryant Collins? He stayed with the baby for two hours.

"The baby started crying," Collins said, "so I turned my phone on and let her listen to some gospel music, and she calmed right down."

On this day he is a hero. But Collins could never have saved the life of this baby if he had not, long ago, saved his own.

"I did ten years in the federal institution for manufacturing cocaine," he said. "When I was in prison, I made a very conscientious effort to change, and I did."

Collins has been free and clean for five years. And it was in his new job, as an auto repairman, that he found himself on the side of the road, a baby's life literally in his hands.
 
Awesome story, crazy how the baby crawled through the freaking woods. That baby is lucky as all get out
 
Glad they arrested the parents. How the hell do you let your child get three football fields away? That's more than just "Oh I only turned around for a second!"
 
Ya they gave about zero ***** for the kid to be that far gone. Probably drunk or on drugs
 
I'm not quite sure where to put this. It involves banning child porn (a good thing) but it's also about Japan (a weird place) and an exemption to anime (a very debatable thing related to freedom of expression and rights and also to business referenced in the article).

Good news it is because while it is centered mainly on Japanese culture and thus weird to many people, it is ultimately about the laws of Japan protecting children more strongly.

Japan passes law banning possession of child pornography


Japan has finally made the possession of child pornography a punishable offense.

The country's upper house of parliament passed a bill Wednesday, which will see people found with explicit images of children jailed for up to year or fined up to $10,000.

The bill was a long time coming for activists who argued that Japan's relatively lax laws put children at risk by banning the production and distribution of child pornography, but not people found with it in their possession.

"It's been 10 years and it's finally changed. I'm so pleased that Japan finally moved one step toward the international standard," said Shihoko Fujiwara, from Lighthouse, a nonprofit group that helps exploited children.

"Under the existing circumstances, the suffering and damage has become more critical. I really hope that the law rescues suffering child victims, as well as the victims damaged in the past by stopping the circulation of child porn. This is the epoch-making event for Japan," she said.

Notable exclusions

The bill notably excludes the possession of explicit anime or manga, a point of contention for campaigners who say that cartoons depicting child sexual abuse should also be banned.

Representatives of those industries say that while they support the ban on real child pornography, any move to censor their products would be an unjustified restriction of freedom of expression.

Daisuke Okeda, a lawyer and inspector for the Japan Animation Creators Association, said it was "natural that animation is exempted."

"The goal of the law itself is to protect children from crime," he said. "Banning such expression in animation under this law would not satisfy the goal of the law."

Hiroshi Chiba, the manager of Chiba Tetsuya Production, one of the country's best known manga production houses, said that more could be done in terms of age restrictions on graphic content featuring children and to distinguish it more clearly from other comics. And he admitted that some products of the industry leave him and his colleagues "disgusted."

"But rich, deep culture is born from something that might not be accepted by all," Chiba said. "We need to allow the gray zone to exist as a necessary evil."

Child abuse in Japan

Statistics show that child pornography remains a big problem in Japan.

The U.S. State Department's 2013 report on human rights practices in Japan labels the country "an international hub for the production and trafficking of child pornography."

It cited Japanese police data showing the number of child pornography investigations in 2012 rose 9.7% from a year earlier to a record of 1,596. The cases involved 1,264 child victims, almost twice as many as in the previous year.

Under the new law, people in possession of child pornography have one year to dispose of it before they risk prosecution.
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Ya that is a weird one to try and put in a category but it is definitely a good thing. I find it bizarre that it took them until 2014 to ban it though
 
Zoo Adopts Stray Cat After It Sneaks in and Becomes BFF With Lynx

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A stray calico cat snuck into Russia's Leningrad Zoo in search of food, and ended up finding a new home and a new best friend.

The homeless cat somehow got into the zoo's European lynx enclosure and quickly bonded with the larger cat. The two were reportedly inseparable from day one, so the zoo decided to adopt the stray and let her stay in the exhibit.

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Proof the Russians can be nice
 
20-year-old makes amazing portraits just using colored pencils

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20-year-old self-taught illustrator Heather Rooney has an uncanny ability to capture people's faces in photorealistic drawings made just colored pencils. So picture perfect that they look like printed photos—but they are not. Check out her time-lapse videos. Here's LeBron James.

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https://www.youtube.com/user/ZephyrHR

That is some awe inspiring talent right there
 
Incredible video of wild Alaskan brown bear chilling out with a camper

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Drew Hamilton, a tech worker at the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, was chilling out with a friend, admiring the majestic landscape at the McNeil River State Game Sanctuary, when a cool Alaskan brown bear walked into the scene, sat down, and just chilled out for a while contemplating the river.

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It's amazing that Drew kept his cool in front of such a dangerous animal but it's even more amazing to see the chilled behavior of the bear. It's like the bear was just like "hey, 'sup! Anything good around here? What you guys doing? Can I have a beer? No? OK, see you later, guys. BYYYYEEEE!"

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Nature is pretty rad sometimes, I know I would have freaked out if I was in that situation
 
Teaching Creationism As Science Now Banned In All UK Public Schools

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In what's being heralded as a secular triumph, the UK government has banned the teaching of creationism as science in all existing and future academies and free schools.

The new clauses, which arrived with very little fanfare last week, state that the...

...requirement for every academy and free school to provide a broad and balanced curriculum in any case prevents the teaching of creationism as evidence based theory in any academy or free school.

So, if an academy or free school teaches creationism as scientifically valid, it's breaking the funding agreement to provide a "broad and balanced curriculum."

In the UK, state-funded academies are basically equivalent to charter schools in the United States, and are primarily comprised of high schools. Free schools, which were introduced in 2010, are non-profit making, independent, state-funded schools which are not controlled by a local authority, but are subject to the School Admissions Code. Free schools make it possible for parents, teachers, charities, and business to set up their own schools.

In addition to the new clauses, the UK government clarified the meaning of creationism, reminding everyone that it's a minority view even within the Church of England and the Catholic Church.

Back in 2012, the UK government banned all future free schools from teaching creationism as science, requiring them to teach natural selection. At the time, however, it didn't extend those requirement to academies, nor did the changes apply to existing free schools. The new verbiage changes this, precluding all public-funded schools — present or future — from teaching creationism as evidence-based theory.

The new church academies clauses require that "pupils are taught about the theory of evolution, and prevent academy trusts from teaching 'creationism' as scientific fact." And by "creationism" they mean:

[A]ny doctrine or theory which holds that natural biological processes cannot account for the history, diversity, and complexity of life on earth and therefore rejects the scientific theory of evolution. The parties acknowledge that creationism, in this sense, is rejected by most mainstream churches and religious traditions, including the major providers of state funded schools such as the [Anglican] [Catholic] Churches, as well as the scientific community. It does not accord with the scientific consensus or the very large body of established scientific evidence; nor does it accurately and consistently employ the scientific method, and as such it should not be presented to pupils at the Academy as a scientific theory.

And in regards to protecting religious beliefs, the clauses acknowledge that the funding agreement does...

...not prevent discussion of beliefs about the origins of the Earth and living things, such as creationism, in Religious Education, as long as it is not presented as a valid alternative to established scientific theory.

Seems fair and reasonable to me.

The British Humanist Association, which has been advocating for the change since 2011 via its "Teach Evolution, Not Creationism" campaign, is celebrating the move.

"[We] believe that... the objectives of the campaign are largely met," noted BHA Head of Public Affairs Pavan Dhaliwal in a statement. "We congratulate the Government on its robust stance on this issue." He added: "However, there are other ongoing areas of concern, for example the large number of state financed creationist nurseries, or the inadequate inspection of private creationist schools, and continued vigilance is needed in the state-funded sector. We will continue to work for reform in the remaining areas, but are pleased that the vast majority of issues are now dealt with."

This move by the UK government stands in stark contrast to what's happening in the United States. In Missouri, for example, a proposed bill would require schools to "alert" parents when evolution is taught.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/church-academies-model-documents

Some good news out in the UK, we should be so lucky to ever get something that rational passed here in the states
 

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