Guys on LSD steal troll!

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  1. Brodie Bruce

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    I don't know how exactly this went down, but 'll describe it to the best of my ability. Two guys take some LSd ,and wander around the town. They come across a troll. Troll's being quite rare, they decide to take it back to their place and play with it. I imagine the three of them sitting in a circle rolling a ball between them. They eventually get bored and think, " Trolls are pretty rare, let's keep it i nthe closet." Eventually they come down and re-enter the closet. In it they find an eight year old ******ed girl. True story, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
     
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    :D



    Was the troll dead?
     
  3. Brodie Bruce

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    No, it made through alive.
     
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    Did they shave the troll?
     
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    Why would they shave a troll? They just played with it and stuck it i their closet, is that not enough for you!!!?!??!
     
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    Well, if I were to catch a troll I would put it through hours of enduring torture so I could find out where the rest of them live, this would include Chinese torture, solitary confinement, shaving, tasers, bambu chutes, and many other items. Passion of the Christ style, baby:D
     
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    I would prefer to find an elf. A nice tall blond one.










    Preferably passed out on a park bench.
     
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    And this is true? I mean, even if you made it up, it's great. :D
     
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    Brodie... I was depressed a few minutes ago about what happened today... But... This story has cheered me up and made me happy.
     
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    I'm gonna make this an email FW: :D:D:D
     
  11. Brodie Bruce

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    It's 3rd hand, but I'm pretty sure its true.
     
  12. Zen

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    that is a true story. you can search for it on fark.com
     
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    "Dude...it's like...a troll..."
    "Dude, your so stoned"
    "No, I mean, it has to be a troll..*cough*look at how deformed it is"
     
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    They were on LSD
     
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    :D :D

    This story has brightened up my day.
     
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    Wow that was pretty random
     
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    you were one of those guys weren't you.

    come on, don't deny it.

    Now, where are you keeping that troll you sick freak!!! :mad:
     
  18. Jack Rabbit

    Jack Rabbit i roll twenties

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    Did they return it?

    Regardless, though. That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.:D
     
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    Hmmmmm.. doesnt the troll have parents
     
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    Ok. So granted this is a troll, how did they get it through the door. And was it a big troll a medium sized troll or a midget troll?
     
  21. Jack Rabbit

    Jack Rabbit i roll twenties

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    Did you, uh, read the thread?:confused:
     
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    Once they realized the troll was a ******ed gil they called the cops and confessed to what they did. Troll was reunited with parents and all is well
     
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    BREAKING NEWS: Troll gets hit by car, All is not well
     
  24. Truthteller

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    This has to be an Urban Legend... anybody check yet? BB, did this happen to a "friend of a friend?"
     
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    I suspect that BB might be posting while on LSD... :o :D
     

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