Guys on LSD steal troll!

[Brodie Bruce]

I don't know how exactly this went down, but 'll describe it to the best of my ability. Two guys take some LSd ,and wander around the town. They come across a troll. Troll's being quite rare, they decide to take it back to their place and play with it. I imagine the three of them sitting in a circle rolling a ball between them. They eventually get bored and think, " Trolls are pretty rare, let's keep it i nthe closet." Eventually they come down and re-enter the closet. In it they find an eight year old ******ed girl. True story, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

 

[Tukiluka]

Was the troll dead?

 

[Brodie Bruce]

No, it made through alive.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Did they shave the troll?

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Why would they shave a troll? They just played with it and stuck it i their closet, is that not enough for you!!!?!??!

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Why would they shave a troll? They just played with it and stuck it i their closet, is that not enough for you!!!?!??!

Well, if I were to catch a troll I would put it through hours of enduring torture so I could find out where the rest of them live, this would include Chinese torture, solitary confinement, shaving, tasers, bambu chutes, and many other items. Passion of the Christ style, baby

 

[War Lord]

I would prefer to find an elf. A nice tall blond one.










Preferably passed out on a park bench.

 

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
No, it made through alive.

And this is true? I mean, even if you made it up, it's great.

 

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
I don't know how exactly this went down, but 'll describe it to the best of my ability. Two guys take some LSd ,and wander around the town. They come across a troll. Troll's being quite rare, they decide to take it back to their place and play with it. I imagine the three of them sitting in a circle rolling a ball between them. They eventually get bored and think, " Trolls are pretty rare, let's keep it i nthe closet." Eventually they come down and re-enter the closet. In it they find an eight year old ******ed girl. True story, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

Brodie... I was depressed a few minutes ago about what happened today... But... This story has cheered me up and made me happy.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

I'm gonna make this an email FW: D

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
And this is true? I mean, even if you made it up, it's great.

It's 3rd hand, but I'm pretty sure its true.

 

[Zen]

that is a true story. you can search for it on fark.com

 

[Spidey_Freak]

"Dude...it's like...a troll..."
"Dude, your so stoned"
"No, I mean, it has to be a troll..*cough*look at how deformed it is"

 

[Brodie Bruce]

They were on LSD

 

[Wolfwood]

This story has brightened up my day.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Wow that was pretty random

 

[Bathrat]

you were one of those guys weren't you.

come on, don't deny it.

Now, where are you keeping that troll you sick freak!!!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Did they return it?

Regardless, though. That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Hmmmmm.. doesnt the troll have parents

 

[Darkphoenix]

Ok. So granted this is a troll, how did they get it through the door. And was it a big troll a medium sized troll or a midget troll?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Did you, uh, read the thread?

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Once they realized the troll was a ******ed gil they called the cops and confessed to what they did. Troll was reunited with parents and all is well

 

[Capt Throbberson]

BREAKING NEWS: Troll gets hit by car, All is not well

 

[Truthteller]

This has to be an Urban Legend... anybody check yet? BB, did this happen to a "friend of a friend?"

 

[Truthteller]

I suspect that BB might be posting while on LSD...