Not to sound like a *****e, but I think some of you don't really grasp the whole slasher film thing. What is this movie supposed to match up to, in your eyes? Because given the history of the franchise, including bad story elements, flubbed relaunches (H20/ Resurrection), and the basic babysitter killer storyline, it's like you guys expect Kubricks the Shining, and not The Burning.
Not to sound like a *****e, but I think Zombie's the one that doesn't understand the whole "slasher film" thing. If you watch the special features on the last one, all they talk about is how the film is so character driven and psychological and blah blah blah. It was unsuccessful in the last film and made Michael LESS scary rather than more. I mean, you can bash the old films all you want, but let's not forget that Michael Myers removed his mask and shed a tear in Halloween 5 (most embarrassing moment of the series, worse than Busta kicking his ass, mainly because I try to pretend that Resurrection doesn't exist), and he nearly did the same thing in the remake with Laurie. He knelt before her, handed her a baby photograph, and removed his mask. Was Zombie actually trying to make us sympathize with Michael at that point, after he hacked and slashed his way through dozens of people?
Maybe it's just me (and many others), but Michael was much scarier when he was a ruthless psycho that snapped and killed for no apparent reason, and wasn't egged on by bullies, abusive boyfriends, excessive cursing, visions of his dead mother and what not. Remember, Zombie is the one that adds these unnecessary elements. And to clarify, I really don't think Zombie is a bad director. I think he's got a pretty good eye and a knack for details, but he's just a horrible writer. If someone else wrote the screenplay and Zombie directed, then we'd be on to something.
And it's not like anyone really expects this film to be Kubrick-worthy or anything innovative. They just want to see something scary. I just want Michael Myers to be scary again. And sadly, the remake wasn't scary. Sure, there were parts where you may have jumped, or said "That's gross" or "There's so much blood" or "His mask is dirty, I'm scared!".
Someone I watched the film with recently said, "Imagine if a dude that size busted into your house like that." And that really is a scary thought, but I want to
feel that when watching the film, and not have to imagine it happen (The closest Zombie came to that was when Michael killed the Strodes, because that felt real). I'm not saying he has to do exactly what John Carpenter did or any of that crap. I wouldn't have cared if they altered the story, changed details, left out the famous sheet-ghost death, etc. I just want Michael Myers to be Michael Myers, and I want there to be a sense of dread and suspense when watching a Halloween film, which is something the remake lacked. I hope that changes with H2.