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I bet you two are the same.....
Caught Hancock a couple of weeks back at a screening here in L.A.
It was weak. Real weak. It will make some cash because it's a Will Smith 4th of July deal, but not nearly as much as past years, especially once the word gets out. They're promoting this thing like it's a big-time superhero action flick and I can tell you it ain't. Not even close.

I also found out that Will Smith is into Tom Cruises' Scientology crap. It will do even worse now. Finding out about this makes this day the worst of my life.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/09/2008-01-09_will_smith_boosting_scientology.html
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Will Smith and Jada: Don't know much Scientology
Tuesday, March 18th 2008, 4:00 AM
Will Smith, Jada Pinkett and Kimora Lee Simmons are loudly denying Radar magazine's claims that they've been recruited into dun dun dun! the Church of Scientology.
Smith, a good buddy of Scientology poster boy Tom Cruise, denies he is a church member. "You don't have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don't have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don't have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise," Smith tells us. "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths."
Despite reports she distributed the Scientology book "The Way to Happiness" to N.Y. school kids, Simmons' reps also denied her involvement.
But while celebs are distancing themselves from the cultlike religion, Radar's blistering six-page expose of the church says leaders are more concerned by the dissension of its former members, namely the shadowy network of ex-Scientologists known as "Anonymous."
The group is credited with leaking the now-infamous recruiting tape of Cruise laughing maniacally (in an equally creepy turtleneck). The pranksters/hackers also managed to crash the church's Web site for three days and post confidential Scientololgy documents and lectures on YouTube.
Said Church spokeswoman Karin Pouw: "This group of cyber-terrorists ... has targeted the Scientology religion with hate speech and hate crimes" and has even left "threats to plant nitroglycerin bombs in churches."
t:I also found out that Will Smith is into Tom Cruises' Scientology crap. It will do even worse now. Finding out about this makes this day the worst of my life.![]()
What can you tell us about the film?What he needs to worry about is his crappy movie. He was present at the screening, btw.
Mhm. He just so happened to have started an institution based on Scientology. I'm sure that's just coincidence, right?Will Smith is not a Scientologist.

Nice new spot. This movie is definately getting alot of hype behind it.
How many times does he called jackass in this movie?t:
Mhm. He just so happened to have started an institution based on Scientology. I'm sure that's just coincidence, right?
http://www.cele*****y.com/11758/exc..._new_village_academy_is_a_scientology_school/
(replace the asterisk with the B word)
What can you tell us about the film?
There it is folks. Hancock will suck.
1 - One cannot ignore Peter Berg’s work here. It’s his biggest budgeted film yet, but it’s still very much a Peter Berg film, in that it’s not only great, but far from typical. He makes a different type of film every time (Sports, black comedy, action, thriller, and now superhero drama), but the continuing thread is that they are unconventional takes on well-worn material, and always for the better. 8/10
2 - It's a pretty good movie. The beginning is amazing, but it dies down a lot after about an hour. It's a superhero movie with a completely different twist; and keeps you entertained throughout most of the movie. Overall, it's a good movie. Not the best of the Summer, but probably top 10. This movie is entertaining, and worth the money to kill an hour and a half. But it definitely lacks a lot of character development which almost kills the entire movie. 7/10
3 - I really enjoyed it, it was funny as hell, with a lil drama mixed in, could of left the drama out of the movie but other then that its definitely worth checking out, Will Smith played a great mixed up superhero. I definitely look forward to seeing the full finished product.
4 - Overall I'd give the film an 8.5/10 because it was an innovative look at a superhero other then all the Batman's and Supermen we're given a truly conflicted character who isn't fully invincible. There are many quotable scenes, funny moments, and good special effects that you haven't seen in other movies before. I expect this film to make a lot of money at the box office this summer and please many Will Smith fans along with action fans or people who are looking for a solid popcorn flick.
5 - Hancock is a severely uneven film. The first half is an amazing action comedy with some big laughs, great set pieces, and slick production value (even in its current state of incompletion), but by the second half the damn thing falls apart. They get dramatic on you. They get teary eyed on you. And the whole thing feels like a throw away episode of Friday Night Lights.
I bet you two are the same.....
Nice new spot. This movie is definately getting alot of hype behind it.
How many times does he called jackass in this movie?t:
Will Smith is not a Scientologist.
I can tell you that if you find superhero sex scenes (pretty much the same thing they alredy did in My Super Ex-Girlfriend, btw) and kids swearing to be funny, you should have a ball. If you're looking for really good superhero action and cohesive story, you should save your money because this is not that film.
It would have been more notable 15 years ago, before the advent of the modern superhero film. In the summer of Iron Man, TDK, Hulk, and Hellboy, it just seemed like a relic--a superhero movie that thinks it's too good for superheroes, when in actuality, the entire film isn't even as good as the commericals for the rest of the 2008 superhero movie lineup.
Hancock's powers are flight, super-speed, invulnerability and super-strength. That's it. So, 15 years ago, a guy in shorts, a t-shirt and knit cap throwing cars around might have been impressive. This year it's just lame. And if you've seen all the advertisements, then you've seen all the major action pieces Hancock has to offer. I'm not kidding. Most of them are just gags, anyway, so there's no suspense or dramatic setup. Don't look for anything like Superman saving the plane in Returns or Spider-Man's train battle with Doc Ock. Hancock tosses a whale. Hancock plays basketball. Hancock bangs some groupie. Hancock wears a stupid leather outfit. Big deal.Peter Berg is a very good director who's totally out of his comfort zone here.
In addition to lackluster action, Hancock himself is the major problem. There's nothing likeable about this character. The movie spends nearly a hour establishing what a jerk he is; so much so that when I found out why, I still disliked him. There are no real super-villains to speak of, so Hancock's actions make him the worst guy in the film.
Jason Bateman was good as always, and Charlize Theron looked very hot. But this is maybe a Saturday afternoon rental at best.
I heard it's supposed to be really dark, so I'm looking forward to that...

블라스;14866633 said:The new trailer I saw with Indy 4 was great, I can't wait to see this.
I heard it's supposed to be really dark, so I'm looking forward to that...