HEROES CON/WW: PHILLY '07- Marvel Edition

[PhotoJones]

Only because PJ got his panties in a bunch.

When aren't they? In a bunch, that is...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I wouldn't know. Perhaps you could enlighten us.

 

[PhotoJones]

It's a lot.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That must be uncomfortable for you.

Which makes me happy.

 

[PhotoJones]

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think I may single-handedly be raising your blood pressure.

 

[PhotoJones]

That's funny you mentioned that. I've been working to lower my blood pressure without medication. So far I think I've been pretty successful. It makes me feel like a Zen warrior.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What do you do, yell at it?

 

[PhotoJones]

Sometimes. Sometimes I just give it a dirty look and it goes down by itself.

 

[Doc Destruction]

There are AWESOME breathing tricks to lower your blood pressure. Here's a great one I use before singing.

Breathe out through your mouth until you are out of breath. Then breathe out MORE. This forces your lungs to empty from the top down. Once you get all the air out (you'll feel it in your lower lungs), take in very small breaths and get your breathing back to normal, WITHOUT taking in any large breaths.

By the way, you'll feel lightheaded so don't freak out.

When you breathe in your upper lungs, you don't get as much air, and you tend to feel more panicy and hyper. Breathing in from your lower lungs gives you a TON of air, and makes you calmer and more serene.

That's your SHH Zen moment of the day!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That is some freaky ****...

 

[PhotoJones]

I'm also not eating meat or drinking anything but water.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That sucks.

 

[PhotoJones]

Not really. It's a lot easier than I thought it would be. After quitting cigarettes, nothing seems hard anymore.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I drank nothing but water for a while. It was so boring. The color seemed to fade from my world.

 

[PhotoJones]

I drank nothing but water for a while. It was so boring. The color seemed to fade from my world.

That's...sad.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I live and die by iced tea.

 

[PhotoJones]

I live and die by iced tea.

So does my girlfriend. It's her crack.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Crack ain't got nothin' on iced tea.

 

[PhotoJones]

You've obviously never tried crack...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You've obviously never tried iced tea...

 

[PhotoJones]

You've obviously never tried iced tea...

Oh, I've had iced tea. I've even had hot tea and luke warm tea.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So you admit it's vastly superior to crack, then.

 

[PhotoJones]

Not in the least.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Why must you live in denial?