High School Memories

[Rando Aces]

So, since we have the teacher thread, i figured maybe some strange things that happened to you in highschool.
things that have i have done, or have happened around me include:

me and 3 other guys sang dont stop believin' at a school christmas dinner

my friend was drawing male reproductive organs, a la superbad, and teacher caught him. we all laughed.

we have school wide water fights on our football field every year, not that weird.

and finally on valentines day i hugged all the male teachers. im not gay. just wanted to make em uncomfortable.

 

[Joker]

on some thursdays, we would collect everyones empty milk cartons, and then when throwing them away, would have the guy carrying them say "man, I was mighty thirsty today!"

one of my friends once wore scrubs to school, so we called him Dr. Maine (his last name) all day.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Best/craziest 4 years of my life. Lots of pot, alcohol, and partying. Not a lot of sex though.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I got my first kiss freshmen year and I told my older brother about it. He was a senior and in the "in crowd" who all sat at the same table in the quad. So the next day I'm walking past the senior table and they all give me a standing ovation for my "triumph."

It's probably my best high school memory.

 

[The Guard]

Umm...you know how in those steel, corrugated stairs, there's some kind of molded "lip" underneath them? I got my finger caught in one of those for like ten minutes and was berated for it in front of a class of people. It was hilarious.

That, and those hilarious milk bladders you couldn't open without them exploding.

 

[Rando Aces]

oh i have more.

the other week, i went to the bathroom, took a leak, ( i was in the stall) and i got this idea to splash water on my pants like i pi**ed my self. the resulting laughter had me fold over.

I put teachers stapler in jello.

one time my friend was punished and only allowed ot say the word oink, so me being the smart a** that i am asked him to describe our teacher in one word (she was present). the reprocussions were like a days detention and i had to write a report. it was hilarious none the less.

 

[NickSox]

Best/craziest 4 years of my life. Lots of pot, alcohol, and partying. Not a lot of sex though.

Add baseball to that mix and we were one in the same.

 

[Tempest19]

Picked on. Harassed. Others made my life hell. Thought about killing them, sometimes vividly, but decided not to act on it. Threatened a tormentor. Put a 'hit' out on a tormentor. Threatened a teacher, kinda, but put me in good graces with some students. In all fairness, forgot how it happened but the guy was either threatening me or someone else in class that he had mafia contacts, I stated I had contacts too (I don't) and we started fighting over whose mafia connection is stronger. Thought about bombs (only once). Thought about suicide. Protected my sister from a crazy teen holding a knife.

Playing football with my best friend. He's the Harry Osborn to my demented Peter Parker. I know and admit I was fcked up back then, but good news- I survived which shows others can too. Read lots of books. Saw a lot of movies. Became more of a professional screenwriter, even though some students made my life hell for being creative and intelligent. Everyone was a class clown, there were some nice guys that balanced out the bad. And we could talk as "sexist" as we wanted without bothering about someone complaining which was funny and cool.

Oh, plus side, yo **** head- ask me if I want fries with that!

As you can see High School was hell.

But, in good news it allows me to be able to write disturbed teenage characters in screenplays really well. It's helped me with one original screenplay that I believe, no I KNOW, will attain producers because of the topics I was able to cover.

Btw, I'm only 20, these memories are only kinda recent, so I'm not 30 or somethin' typin' this ****.

~Peace out~

 

[knowsbleed]

I remember riding home on the schoolbus one day and I was sitting in the back (cuz that's where its at YO!). These two girls near the back with us started getting a little loud and then all of a sudden, one of them grabs the other's gold chain and shouts, "I'm taking this back then you B***H!!"

Fight ensues... and the bus driver pulls over and breaks it up. But... its what happens in that short amount of time that was glorious. The girls just started ripping at each other's faces, hair and... shirts.

Yes my friends... shirts ripped off. Bra ripped off (one of them), head banged onto the windows, guys and other girls having a blasty blast.

You could never get that from not riding the school bus.

 

[Rando Aces]

umm we ordered pizzas on more than 4 occasions to one disgruntled french teacher. and escort service to the principal.

and most of the straight guys in my class hit on our make teachers. its quite humorous.

ive posted enough.

 

[Rando Aces]

I remember riding home on the schoolbus one day and I was sitting in the back (cuz that's where its at YO!). These two girls near the back with us started getting a little loud and then all of a sudden, one of them grabs the other's gold chain and shouts, "I'm taking this back then you B***H!!"

Fight ensues... and the bus driver pulls over and breaks it up. But... its what happens in that short amount of time that was glorious. The girls just started ripping at each other's faces, hair and... shirts.

Yes my friends... shirts ripped off. Bra ripped off (one of them), head banged onto the windows, guys and other girls having a blasty blast.

You could never get that from not riding the school bus.

that was best thing ive heard all day. im happy even more now. wish thatd happen here.

 

[NickSox]

umm we ordered pizzas on more than 4 occasions to one disgruntled french teacher. and escort service to the principal.

and most of the straight guys in my class hit on our make teachers. its quite humorous.

ive posted enough.

Did you learn anything in school or just play a bunch of silly pranks?

 

[Spider-Fan]

I remember one day in 9th in particular.

Our grade was being punished for being obnoxious, so we had a silent lunch. In the midst of the silence, I was coming back from the lunch line, but there was a huge line in front of me, delaying me from getting to my seat, so I decided to cut through one of the rows. The one I chose had a pillar in the center. As I was going past the pillar, I lost my footing, fell flat on my face, and my lunch went everywhere. Immediately, the entire cafeteria erupted in laughter. The security guards and lunch aids tried to get everyone to shut up, but nothing worked. That was embarrassing, and I never lived that down (I had many clumsy jokes after that, but those were in good fun).

Worst part was, when I went back in the lunch line to get a new lunch, all they had were salad lunches

 

[Rando Aces]

Did you learn anything in school or just play a bunch of silly pranks?

we certainly havent learned any french. but i supposed we have learned moral values and things after being punished. actually, no we havent. we are all idiots. we have competitions to see who can slide the farthest on the balcony of the gym. we also raced chairs around the computer lab, and the teacher marked our times.

 

[shadowforce420]

True story, pep rallys were banned for 4 years because the first one we had my junior year had a combination of smoke bombs, inflatable women, beach balls, rats set free and a crazy glue covered sex toy. i was usually drunk or high in the first hour every day of senior year so i don't remember much about it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I remember riding home on the schoolbus one day and I was sitting in the back (cuz that's where its at YO!). These two girls near the back with us started getting a little loud and then all of a sudden, one of them grabs the other's gold chain and shouts, "I'm taking this back then you B***H!!"

Fight ensues... and the bus driver pulls over and breaks it up. But... its what happens in that short amount of time that was glorious. The girls just started ripping at each other's faces, hair and... shirts.

Yes my friends... shirts ripped off. Bra ripped off (one of them), head banged onto the windows, guys and other girls having a blasty blast.

You could never get that from not riding the school bus.

Hells yeah!

 

[Speedball]

High School sucked for me...rather forget it...

 

[Tempest19]

High School sucked for me...rather forget it...

At least I'm not alone in hating high school. Been waiting for somebody that didn't have all positive high school experiences. Thought I was the only "outcast" here. But, outcasts/nerds become the future bosses of the world.

 

[NickSox]

we certainly havent learned any french. but i supposed we have learned moral values and things after being punished. actually, no we havent. we are all idiots. we have competitions to see who can slide the farthest on the balcony of the gym. we also raced chairs around the computer lab, and the teacher marked our times.

Well alright then. I skipped a class my senior year 24 times. Got an A in said class. The teacher never turned me in.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok, another story.

I got told on for having a dime bag by a nosy chick whom I wanted to kill back then...


but I'm over it now. t:

 

[Speedball]

At least I'm not alone in hating high school. Been waiting for somebody that didn't have all positive high school experiences. Thought I was the only "outcast" here. But, outcasts/nerds become the future bosses of the world.

I was a nobody in high school...
The friends I did have don't want to talk to me anymore...
I lived 12 miles from my school, which made it hard to make friends because they all lived close to the school and would hang out, while I sat at home...
I wanted to play sports...but my parents wouldn't let me because I lived so far away...
It wasn't until I graduated that I became much more open...and finally accepted who I was...
College has been a much better experience...

 

[shadowforce420]

Ok, another story.

I got told on for having a dime bag by a nosy chick whom I wanted to kill back then...


but I'm over it now. t:

That reminds me of something else, a detective had his own office in our school because of all the drugs that went through it. He never caught anybody but he was there. Being in Nowhere, NJ sure had alot of craziness lol.

 

[Tempest19]

College has been a much better experience...

Definitely. Although it is difficult going to college far away from home, for me, these have been the best years of my life so far. And it's only sophomore year.

 

[PyroChamber]

No sex, no friends, no prom, no nothing. I just remember having an after school job, playing video game, lots of reading, and a whole lot of silence.

Not that different from now actually.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's so sad