Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread! - Part 1

[Osiris-Rex]

The latest in Nic Cage's ''I'll do anything for a $'' career.

It looks like Cage is photobombing a selfie.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Please tell me this movie ends with Max being elected president.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[DyeLorean]

^
Nah, that one is alright.

 

[Guts]

 

[Guts]

 

[C. Lee]

Apparently the Seagal photo shopper can remove belly fat.....but can't remove face fat.

 

[Drizzle]

Good God, I don't know what's worse: the recycled shot or that his last name is spelled Costner-Waldau.

 

[nite-owl]

 

[Darkness Falls]

the cringe is real on that cop and a half cover

 

[Luigi]

 

[Deserana]

 

[Guts]

Good God, I don't know what's worse: the recycled shot or that his last name is spelled Costner-Waldau.

They didn't just recycle the shot, they photo shopped Nikolaj's head onto Dwayne Johnson's body. Every single seam on his clothes matches with the other poster. Even the veins on his fist.

 

[nite-owl]

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Are Cain and Reid some power couple now?

 

[StarLord]

Lol. They say never work with animals or kids. Dean Cain just ignores and keeps on doing both.

 

[DyeLorean]

I know those are low budget films, but do they have to make such horrible, horrible, dvd covers?

 

[Kane52630]

At this point we should rename this to the Dean Cain thread.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Is Dustin Diamond the voice of the dog? There's just too many questions to be asked in this thread.

 

[Guts]

I honestly didn't watch the trailer for the Foreigner. But I didn't know it was about a giant Pierce Brosnan shooting little people.

 

[Guts]

 

[Defacto]

This wouldn't be so bad if it didn't look like giant Steve Jobs is shooting tiny Jackie Chan.

 

[nite-owl]

 

[nite-owl]