Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread! - Part 1

Here's the synopsis.

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^ This is great:woot: with Nic Cage as Tony Clifton lol.
 
Those last two are actually pretty good. Execution could maybe have been a little better on the library one, but I like the concept.
 
The wig & moustache on Cage looks terrible as well as the cap on Cusack. :D
 
I know Cage has money problems but Cusack must be struggling as well. He seems to show up in a lot of these crappy movies.

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous on that poster... Cage’s wig, Shaech’s scar or the fact that someone thought that guy from Entourage would make a believable action hero.
 
The movie itself was kinda decent. Nic Cage is playing his character from Deadfall.

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Here's the synopsis.

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What in the world is up with this movie? It's blatantly alluding to It's A Wonderful Life despite apparently having absolutely nothing to do with it while assembling an extremely talented cast to star in what seems like it should be one of those "thrown together in a week" Hallmark movies they make so they can fill "25 Days of Christmas" :huh:
 
What in the world is up with this movie? It's blatantly alluding to It's A Wonderful Life despite apparently having absolutely nothing to do with it while assembling an extremely talented cast to star in what seems like it should be one of those "thrown together in a week" Hallmark movies they make so they can fill "25 Days of Christmas" :huh:

Maybe they wanted to be in a movie that their kids could watch.
 
This is real.

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Also known as "Road To Revenge." The guy that stars in it wrote and directed it too. AND did the soundtrack.

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I think it needs a few more heads.

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