How did your parents explain to you the birds and the Bee's?

[Superman]

They didn't, I learned it on the streets like a normal person should.

 

[Kaleb]

They havnt explained to me,that been said I still want them to explain it to me,just so they feel awkard.

 

[Sugarculted]

just learned it from television, the good ol' days of channel 5 late night movies of many years back

 

[<(o_o)>]

They didn't. I had to learn about it from watch comedies, horror movies & soft core porn growning up.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Mine didn't explain it to me either. Like many here I learned from watching movies, TV, friends, and sex with said friends and others.

 

[redmarvel]

They actually never explained it to me... I learned by myself

Likewise... I don't think my parents weere aware about how much I knew until I brought a guy home.

 

[InsaneMembrane]

I asked what DNA was and my dad took the opportunity to tell me what sex was he actually got me a child's book(I was like 8 or 9) that explains how rabbits chickens and humans are made, and had like diagrams of sperm fertilizing eggs, didn't mention love or anything I guess thats what you get when dad is a biologist

 

[Fran]

I honestly can't remember, it was a long time ago.

 

[Spoarz™]

We saw a video at school that explained everything, which also featured footage of a woman giving birth.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Haha, it was so gross 'cause they were ex-hippies, so they wanted to be all "frank" and "unashamed", but they were also staunch Born Again Christians, so it all had to be in a "Christian Context".
Worst of both worlds.

EDIT: well, no. The "worst" of the conservative Christian side is actually when they're so ashamed of sex that just avoid it and never tell their kids anything.

In FIFTH grade, I was friends with these 3 brothers who were sons of a polygamist. Their Mom is insane and would rather have them grow up to be murderers than ever have sex.

So, in FIFTH grade, one of them had a crush on the hottest girl in the class and he confided to his brother that he always dreamed of touching Charlene's penis. No joke, lol.

 

[Kyalesyin]

hellz no.

sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom, though and just scream.

I find it theraputic. Of course I don't do it as often as I'd like cause then my neighbours would think I'm bat **** crazy. Even though, I think they already do.

When I was in hospital they had a soundproffed room that we could go into and scream in. It was great therapy. The scrapped it for being too 'new age'. I perfected the silent scream after that.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Haha, it was so gross 'cause they were ex-hippies, so they wanted to be all "frank" and "unashamed", but they were also staunch Born Again Christians, so it all had to be in a "Christian Context".
Worst of both worlds.

EDIT: well, no. The "worst" of the conservative Christian side is actually when they're so ashamed of sex that just avoid it and never tell their kids anything.

In FIFTH grade, I was friends with these 3 brothers who were sons of a polygamist. Their Mom is insane and would rather have them grow up to be murderers than ever have sex.

So, in FIFTH grade, one of them had a crush on the hottest girl in the class and he confided to his brother that he always dreamed of touching Charlene's penis. No joke, lol.

I suddenly feel very, very lucky.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

They didn't bother.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

They didn't bother.

You had to learn about it from Cinemax?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

You had to learn about it from Cinemax?

Friends, the internet, television pretty much does the job for them.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Whoa, nothing screams "You are freaking old." like an adult telling you they learned about sex on the internet.
When we had our talk there was this amazing new band called Van Halen and I had a huge crush on Olivia Newton John, hahaha.

 

[Sean Adisano]

they told me EVERYTHING when i was 5. i guess they wanted to get it over with and be able to say things in front of me knowing that i wouldn't ask questions since they already told me. then i caught them in the act when i was 8...that day on i knew everything there was to know.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

They didn't tell me. I went to church camp when I was 14 and met a 16 year old preacher's daughter. We did a lot of praying together those two weeks.

 

[Sean Adisano]

They didn't tell me. I went to church camp when I was 14 and met a 16 year old preacher's daughter. We did a lot of praying together those two weeks.

"praying" huh

 

[Superman]

Haha, it was so gross 'cause they were ex-hippies, so they wanted to be all "frank" and "unashamed", but they were also staunch Born Again Christians, so it all had to be in a "Christian Context".
Worst of both worlds.

EDIT: well, no. The "worst" of the conservative Christian side is actually when they're so ashamed of sex that just avoid it and never tell their kids anything.

In FIFTH grade, I was friends with these 3 brothers who were sons of a polygamist. Their Mom is insane and would rather have them grow up to be murderers than ever have sex.

So, in FIFTH grade, one of them had a crush on the hottest girl in the class and he confided to his brother that he always dreamed of touching Charlene's penis. No joke, lol.

Ex-hippies born again Christians. You poor man.

 

[WorthyStevens]

My parents had two separate picture charts with a penis and vagina on each one, and pointed out 'That goes in there'.

 

[Speedball]

My parents never did.
I learned it in school.

 

[imdaly]

My parent's never got around to teaching me first, cause I was always too drunk.

Luckily my priest later taught me the ways sometime around my 5th birthday.




...still a little sore...