How Do You Like Your Lounge? Fried or Fertilized

[squeekness]

Surprisingly, he wasn't all too bad last night. He just fussed a little bit, then fell asleep. I slept more last night, than the previous one.

I would avoid having him sleep in the same bed as you. My in laws do that and they have two huge dogs. But I keep thinking of when my last dog got old. Just before she finally passed she had a bad habit of vomiting in her bed. My gran's old dog used to pee itself when it was sleeping. I would not want that mess in my bed. At least dog blankets can be easily washed or discarded if they get too nasty.

I had to wear out my new puppy before bed when he was still little. It was so funny - I'd have to play with him and he would be chewing a toy and falling asleep mid-chew, or trying to crawl onto my lap to sleep when he fetched something! But that did help him sleep, that and making sure he didn't have to use the bathroom.

A happy dog is a tired dog, I got that from a trainer. They don't do well just hanging out in the house all day.

 

[Victarion]

I've got a cocker spaniel; he's been with me since 01. Back when I first brought him home, I didn't have a crate for him to sleep in. So while I was at school, I left him in a box while i was out. I came home to find the box torn, with piles all over the floor. The poor little guy was hiding behind the wash machine. He wouldn't come out for anyone except me.

 

[Enriquespy]

I had a dog that in his teens had an obsession to bite me, insistently, and... playfully? And part of this was when he had his sharp milk teeth so he usually left my arm all bloody. It ended when I finally wrestled whit him until submission. I guess he saw me more of an equal than a superior until I put him in his place.

Man I miss him.

 

[Harls]

http://i.imgur.com/TiIOU8P.jpg When he was still a pup.

Anyways. Fun fact of the day related to the thread title. One time my then-boyfriend wanted to tell me a joke. He said, "Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning? " I didn't get that that was the extent of the joke, and tried to figure it out - my logic was to say, "Fertilized!" I can still remember his look of shock and horror haha. Apparently that wasn't the joke. I still laugh about it.

 

[Nathan]

Was that the moment he stopped being your boyfriend?

 

[Harls]

Bahaha, no, actually not. I don't want babies! Then & now lol. Although now I try not to freak people out if they don't know I'm not a psycho.

 

[squeekness]

Babies are overrated. And they are terrible slobs!

 

[E-Man]

Babies are awesome when you don't have to take them home with you.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Watching The Exorcist, someone hold me.

 

[Duke]

I would avoid having him sleep in the same bed as you. My in laws do that and they have two huge dogs. But I keep thinking of when my last dog got old. Just before she finally passed she had a bad habit of vomiting in her bed. My gran's old dog used to pee itself when it was sleeping. I would not want that mess in my bed. At least dog blankets can be easily washed or discarded if they get too nasty.


A happy dog is a tired dog, I got that from a trainer. They don't do well just hanging out in the house all day.

He doesn't sleep on my bed, but in a box next to my bed.

Watching The Exorcist, someone hold me.

Maooz, you're up.

 

[MrMaooz]

I ain't holding RAAM.

 

[Nathan]

I'll hold on him.


A choke hold is a form of holding, right?

 

[MrMaooz]

Don't do it, Nathan. It's not worth it.

 

[Nathan]

But I could end it quick. Once and for all. No one would ever have to hold RAAM anymore.

 

[MrMaooz]

Let him live through the Exorcist. Please, Nathan. You don't want to do this!

 

[Harls]

Killing is so final.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Babies are overrated. And they are terrible slobs!

Slobs to love
I look forward to every baby I might hold and hear call me "Dada"

 

[Harls]

I like other people's babies

 

[Ultimatehero]

So, fried or fertilized?

 

[MrMaooz]

Watching Super 8 tonight.

 

[MrMaooz]

No, never mind.

 

[Harls]

What's with the sudden change?

 

[MrMaooz]

My brother.

 

[MrMaooz]

Source Code it is.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's a strange movie