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How do you make your cereal?

Ivan Drago

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My friend does milk first, cereal second.

I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that. I always do cereal first, milk second. I thought everyone did it that way.
 
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For a little while when I was younger I did milk first, but I always do cereal first now
 
Your friend is a psychopath waiting to happen.
 
I still do milk first, cereal second.
No intention of having the milk bounce off the cereal as I pour it out.
 
the normal and correct way is to do the cereal first into the bowl and then a slow and careful pour of milk... unlike one of my psycho friends that pours the cereal into the bowl and then opens a can of cola soda and uses THAT to pour over the cereal...
 
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I eat my cereal dry*. Does that make me a full blown psychopath?

*Except Cocoa Puffs
 
I crush my cereal into a fine powder and then I add a little milk to make a paste out of it and I eat it like that.
 
People who pour their milk first belong with the people who go under on their toilet paper roller, eat their steaks well done, and say ".jif". That is in the lowest bowels of Hell.
 
I eat my steak well done, covered in romesco sauce, and I drink some ice wine with it.:o
 
People who pour their milk first belong with the people who go under on their toilet paper roller, eat their steaks well done, and say ".jif". That is in the lowest bowels of Hell.

This is the truest statement ever made on the Hype.
 
Cereal first. Then I have to gently milk an emaciated cat strapped to an elaborate torture device, in order to counteract the poison that was introduced into my system by my cruel captors.
 
It's easy to mock the milk-first people, but have you bastards ever gone cereal-first with Frosted Flakes? It's like...

"Oh hey, this is good."
*3 seconds pass*
"Aaaaand now it's slop."

Alterations need to be made! :argh:
 
You're better off having oatmeal either way.
 
People who pour their milk first belong with the people who go under on their toilet paper roller, eat their steaks well done, and say ".jif". That is in the lowest bowels of Hell.

You, sir, deserve a medal for this post.
 
Oh, and people who eat pizza with pineapple.
 
I don't eat cereal nor really breakfast anymore. Anyway, usually do cereal first then milk but don't really care what order. Now that I think of it, the reason to do milk second is so I can fill it up just enough as usually pour the milk out without drinking it when done. lol

I also cook my steak like an aristocrat if one were to go by the movie Goodfellas but really not me really trying do anything except putting it on a cooking pan uncovered being heated by an oven. I cook 'em well myself as not cook much nor am as familiar with the sourcing and process the meats at the various grocery stores I go to have but get the medium if go to a good restaurant.

I think what works works. I used to think cheese going on eggs was gross (who contrived of such a thing?) based on where they both originate. Pizza and pineapple why not? It actually works if go to a pizzashop but agree can be a bit gross if get a frozen pizza. Thin crust, barbecue sauce, small chicken pieces, pineapple, and banana pepper toppings being made to order and going through type of oven have at dominoes go together well; too much cheese in a deep dish at some Chicago pizzeria with piece of unfresh pineapple in center of doughy undercooked pizza with tons of cheese in a deepdish perhaps not complimented by pineapple as much (think pineapple lasagna more like it).
 
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Cereal first, then milk then pop it in the microwave for 1 minute. I don't do that cold cereal crap.
 

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