How does God view the smartest human alive?

[blind_fury]

Keep in mind God probably has an IQ over a billion.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

(beat Wilhelm to this)

 

[Lord Doom]

He probably doesn't care. I'm sure that God is SO powerful that we are too meaningless for him to even begin to comprehend or care.

 

[Immortalfire]

This doesn't make a bit of sense. Then again, this is blind fury.


Our minds are important to be sure, but moreso God cares about what's in our hearts.

 

[Fran]

Thou shalt NOT have fornicated with Swedish women!

 

[JP]

I doubt he would view anyone better than anyone else. Otherwise he'd make us all perfect.

None of the above.

 

[Immortalfire]

Thou shalt NOT have fornicated with Swedish women!

*snort* t:

 

[Mee]

He loves us all the same.


(to answer the question that will surely come, yes, even people like Hitler)

 

[Lord Doom]

I don't think he cares at all.

 

[Fran]

We're all equal in God's eyes, IMO.

 

[blind_fury]

Thou shalt NOT have fornicated with Swedish women!

Prostitution doesn't break any of the ten commandments, oddly enough adultry does yet it's perfectly legal. Go figure.

 

[Fran]

If you can't joke about your hobbies, then what can you joke about?

 

[blind_fury]

He loves us all the same.


(to answer the question that will surely come, yes, even people like Hitler)

Well I guess that means Hitler is in Heaven ruling the world and exterminating all Jews/gays/cripples as he always dreamed of doing.

 

[Dan33977]

Best. Thread. Ever!

 

[Mee]

Well I guess that means Hitler is in Heaven ruling the world and exterminating all Jews/gays/cripples as he always dreamed of doing.

No...

It means God loves him. Your mom loved you (I assume) but she still punished you when you did something she didn't like. Right?

Hell is like a really bad spanking.

 

[jaguarr]

Well, I think God was so jealous of Stephen Hawking's intellect that first he crippled him. When that didn't shut him up, he made him so unhinged that now he's planning to be shot into space. I have a feeling God will get the last laugh, no matter HOW smart Stephen Hawking is.

jag

 

[blind_fury]

I voted for an exercise in futility. God creates someone with a 270 IQ. So what? That guy must still look like a drooling ****** compared to God himself.

Everytime that guy does something most humans are impressed by God probably yawns while he he creates a few thousand alternate universes each with alien lifeforms far more advanced than humans.

Darwin: "Look! I discovered evolution!"

God: "Look! I created and engineered evolution in my sleep. Idiot."

 

[JStorm]

See tower of Babel.

 

[muertevilla]

god thinks this thread is boring.

 

[blind_fury]

No...

It means God loves him. Your mom loved you (I assume) but she still punished you when you did something she didn't like. Right?

Hell is like a really bad spanking.

Spankings are to correct behavior. Hell has no purpose other than to torment someone till the end of time. It doesn't correct anything, it's just sadistic, after-the-fact, everlasting torture.

Some way to treat a "loved one".

 

[blind_fury]

See tower of Babel.

Is that when Batman takes out the entire Justice League?

 

[blind_fury]

god thinks this thread is boring.

Yeah, make a thread that God himself would be moved by and I'll buy you a coke.

 

[muertevilla]

Yeah, make a thread that God himself would be moved by and I'll buy you a coke.

i would if i was a bigger nerd.

 

[Apollo]

GOD is a woman, and i hear shes the hottest woman in the universe

 

[Mee]

Spankings are to correct behavior. Hell has no purpose other than to torment someone till the end of time. It doesn't correct anything, it's just sadistic, after-the-fact, everlasting torture.

Some way to treat a "loved one".

Yeah Hell is very extreme, not quite a spanking.

But killing people is a lot more extreme than not picking up your room. Eh?