How many people here are over 30 years old?

[huskerwebhead]

I'm the oldest geezer here...so I'll give it a shot.

(1) Married couples NEED to go out on dates now and then...so that's how you know if you should go out or not.

(2) Dinner and a movie is always a pretty good bet. You can go to a local park and stroll around holding hands (she'll love it). Take her to a concert.

(3) Talk about anything except - running the house (bills, faulty appliances, who needs to do more household chores, etc) or family troubles. Try to keep it light and fun.

I'm 30...and while not married, I might as well be. And probably will be in the not too distant future. In any case, everything above is good advice. Dinner and movie is a good option...but anything that you both have in common is good. My and my woman go to Dave and Buster's alot.

 

[Themanofbat]

HEY.....I resemble that remark!!!

Of course you resemble it... I modeled it after you buck nuts... t: t: t:

 

[Erzengel]

Take her to a movie.

Cut a hole in your box of popcorn.

Insert your member into the box.

Ask her if she'd like some?

 

[Daisy]

Could we please get a new battery for TMOB's sarcasm detector? Stat!

jag

Holly needs a new battery too.

 

[Quietstorm]

Because i have a problem and i need really adult advice...there's this girl see, and i'm married to her.

Ok. Stop right there. You're married to her, but you don't know what to do?

 

[Themanofbat]

d00ds let me clarify, we've been togetehr ten years now and we're teh married. now do you see how hard htis problem is? and duende thanks lol i get nervous when i go to her myspace page and i turn the computer off real fast

My god... even long term people need to go on dates....

Take her to a diner/movie then f***k her in the back of your car in the Wal-Mart parking lot after hours.

 

[Elijya]

Gosh... I didn't read the "he's marrierd" part.... which confused me because he has an "I just got dumped" thread kicking around...

you're mixing up the Maxwells

 

[Daisy]

Gosh... I didn't read the "he's marrierd" part.... which confused me because he has an "I just got dumped" thread kicking around...



Well, seeing as you're married, be yourself and tough it out like a man until...

A) everything works out fine.

B) she decides to leave you (it's inevitable... they're all looking for the greener grass)

Poor thing... you need a play bill.

"I got dumped..." is Maxwell Smart.
This thread is Maxwell's Demon.

 

[Themanofbat]

Holly needs a new battery too.

She really gives the ****-U-So 9000 a good run for her money.

 

[maxwell's demon]

Could we please get a new battery for TMOB's sarcasm detector? Stat!

jag

i dont know whether to be touched or disappointed by the genuine outpouring of advice here

 

[Themanofbat]

Poor thing... you need a play bill.

"I got dumped..." is Maxwell Smart.
This thread is Maxwell's Demon.

So who's who???

 

[Quietstorm]

Poor thing... you need a play bill.

"I got dumped..." is Maxwell Smart.
This thread is Maxwell's Demon.

The guy in my avatar is named Maxwell. Clearly the name "Maxwell" is popular.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If you seriously even need to ask this question then I have major doubts regarding your marriage. Then again, you could just have severe communication skills but this seems silly. If youre married to her then you shouldnt have to think about what to talk about. Do you not feel comfortable with your own wife? Just talk. Take her out you dumb *****. Youre making me a lesbian again.

 

[Themanofbat]

i dont know whether to be touched or disappointed by the genuine outpouring of advice here

Be touched... because apparantly your wife ain't touching you...

 

[War Lord]

If you seriously even need to ask this question then I have major doubts regarding your marriage. Then again, you could just have severe communication skills but this seems silly. If youre married to her then you shouldnt have to think about what to talk about. Do you not feel comfortable with your own wife? Just talk. Take her out you dumb *****. Youre making me a lesbian again.

I thought my attraction to you made you a lesbian?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Holly needs a new battery too.

Thank you, I didn't want to intrude..

 

[C. Lee]

Of course you resemble it... I modeled it after you buck nuts... t: t: t:

He said I looked like a model.....t:

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I thought my attraction to you made you a lesbian?

Nope, just your overall presence/face.

 

[Themanofbat]

If you seriously even need to ask this question then I have major doubts regarding your marriage. Then again, you could just have severe communication skills but this seems silly. If youre married to her then you shouldnt have to think about what to talk about. Do you not feel comfortable with your own wife? Just talk. Take her out you dumb *****. Youre making me a lesbian again.

"Again" says the man-hater... t: t: t:

 

[War Lord]

i dont know whether to be touched or disappointed by the genuine outpouring of advice here

I gave good advice in there.

 

[Pirateking]

Stop the vile abuse of batteries.

 

[maxwell's demon]

i know...but....it was...ahh nevermind.

 

[Daisy]

So who's who???

Maxwell Smart is 19 and got dumped by a girl he was with simply because he can't stand being along.

Maxwell's Demon is 30-something and recently married (although he and his wife have been together for some time) and has just spend part of the day with some other folks trying to help Maxwell Smart with his problems (unsuccessfully, I might add).

Is it starting to add up yet?

 

[maxwell's demon]

Erzengel,Jaguarr, Duende, and i think Daisy can go to grandmother's house.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

So who's who???

Maxwell Smart is the fat creepy one who was on Prom Court.
Maxwell's Demon has a Charlie Brown penis.