I'm So Screwed

[C-$]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

 

[Dedpool]

Stay home and play Gears.

 

[Abaddon]

two-step

 

[jaguarr]

Goddamn I love Google:

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to/42_how_to.html

http://www.essortment.com/lifestyle/learningdancep_twuu.htm

Seriously, though, just relax and have fun and don't be self-conscious. You don't have to be Kevin Bacon or James Brown out there on the dance floor. Just go with the flow, stay with the beat and smile like a motherf**ker!

jag

 

[Lighthouse]

Somehow I thought the situation was going to be much worse.

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha aw, adorable.

How formal is this thing? Are you going to actually have to "ballroom" dance? All the dances I went to you could get by with just grinding on people.

 

[Abaddon]

hahaha, just move your hips to beat while she rubs her booty on your crotch.

 

[jaguarr]

Haha aw, adorable.

How formal is this thing? Are you going to actually have to "ballroom" dance? All the dances I went to you could get by with just grinding on people.

Such a Dirty Dancer.....tsk!

jag

 

[Captain_BluTac]

When in doubt do the Macarena

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Even if you can't dance, don't worry about it. Everyone's focused on having a good time - not focused on you. You should do the same.

 

[knowsbleed]

Electric Slide FTW!

 

[jaguarr]

[YT]Ae7c6JCYKyY[/YT]

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Luckily in 2008, all you have to do is stand there and let her rub her butt on you Works for every song

 

[knowsbleed]

Just supersoak dat $&*

 

[Colossal Spoons]

And then make sure to investigate them guts

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

i feel ya bro.

 

[C-$]

And then make sure to investigate them guts

WTF does that mean?

 

[Shifty]

Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.

I'm surprised you're 19, usually its some junior or high school kid asking for advice on something related to women.

But Colossal Spoons has the right advice.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

WTF does that mean?

Hahaha, go listen to Trillville - Some Cut

 

[C-$]

Haha aw, adorable.

How formal is this thing? Are you going to actually have to "ballroom" dance? All the dances I went to you could get by with just grinding on people.

I heard it's basically going to be bumpin and grindin going on. t:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I heard it's basically going to be bumpin and grindin going on. t:

You can't get too excited though, or else you'll scare her off. Like a deer :

 

[C-$]

I'm surprised you're 19, usually its some junior or high school kid asking for advice on something related to women.

But Colossal Spoons has the right advice.

I went to private school so we didn't have proms we had banquets, lol.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I heard it's basically going to be bumpin and grindin going on. t:

on grinding take the lead from her other wise you will just come off as a creep

 

[C-$]

You can't get too excited though, or else you'll scare her off. Like a deer :

That's what I'm afraid of.

 

[dark_b]

learn from Hitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py5qAH7wELY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEsi-eWtBdY&feature=related