I'm So Screwed

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  1. C-$ Registered

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    Tonight I was hanging out with my friends and one of them told me that the girl I'm interested in wants me to go to a" ROTC Ball" with her. The problem is I can't dance worth a sh^t and I sometimes get really nervous! Can someone please give some advice on how to dance at a prom? There's nothing worse being black and not being able to dance.
     
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    Stay home and play Gears. :up:
     
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    Somehow I thought the situation was going to be much worse.
     
  6. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Haha aw, adorable.

    How formal is this thing? Are you going to actually have to "ballroom" dance? All the dances I went to you could get by with just grinding on people.
     
  7. Abaddon Watching

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    hahaha, just move your hips to beat while she rubs her booty on your crotch.
     
  8. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Such a Dirty Dancer.....tsk!

    jag
     
  9. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    When in doubt do the Macarena
     
  10. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    Even if you can't dance, don't worry about it. Everyone's focused on having a good time - not focused on you. You should do the same. :up:
     
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    Electric Slide FTW! :cmad:
     
  12. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    [YT]Ae7c6JCYKyY[/YT]

    jag
     
  13. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    Luckily in 2008, all you have to do is stand there and let her rub her butt on you :up: Works for every song
     
  14. knowsbleed Registered

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    Just supersoak dat $&*
     
  15. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    And then make sure to investigate them guts
     
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    i feel ya bro.
     
  17. C-$ Registered

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    WTF does that mean?
     
  18. Shifty Chief of Surgery

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    I'm surprised you're 19, usually its some junior or high school kid asking for advice on something related to women.

    But Colossal Spoons has the right advice.
     
  19. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    Hahaha, go listen to Trillville - Some Cut
     
  20. C-$ Registered

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    I heard it's basically going to be bumpin and grindin going on. :woot:
     
  21. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    You can't get too excited though, or else you'll scare her off. Like a deer :down:
     
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    I went to private school so we didn't have proms we had banquets, lol.
     
  23. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    on grinding take the lead from her other wise you will just come off as a creep
     
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    That's what I'm afraid of.
     

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