How Often Do You Lie?

[Spider-Fan]

Yeah. Leaving out a big thing that you know will get a reaction out of people... but saying a few things that deal with it but aren't the huge thing... that's definitely close to lying.

It's lying's ugly cousin

 

[Gilpesh]

It's lying's ugly cousin

Ugly? No... it's one of those hot cousins... that's so attractive that lying starts to ask around the family to see if it was adopted... or lying goes to the book of state laws to check and see just how removed it has to be from omission for it to be legal.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Ugly? No... it's one of those hot cousins... that's so attractive that lying starts to ask around the family to see if it was adopted... or lying goes to the book of state laws to check and see just how removed it has to be from omission for it to be legal.

I actually know a lot about cousin marriage laws. Does that make me sick?

I learned this stuff in Anthropology...I didn't seek the knowledge

 

[Gilpesh]

I actually know a lot about cousin marriage laws. Does that make me sick?

I learned this stuff in Anthropology...I didn't seek the knowledge

Suuuuuuuuuure.

Spoiler

 

[Spider-Fan]

Suuuuuuuuuure.

Spoiler

I mean, I have a hot cousin and everything, but...

I'm just making it worse am I?

 

[Gilpesh]

Just look at it as if you're making it more hilarious... for everyone but you.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Just look at it as if you're making it more hilarious... for everyone but you.

Everyone's laughing at me...not with me

 

[Gilpesh]

I'd say "Wait for Moviefan to post here" but apparently he got banned...

 

[Spider-Fan]

I'd say "Wait for Moviefan to post here" but apparently he got banned...

He'd tell me about my future in hell

 

[PyroChamber]

I lie to the customers at my job just so they'll get away from me while I'm working.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Lying is my superpower. I speak alot for work and I'm very very very good at lying. Sometimes I do it just for practice. I'm not talking about lies like "I used to be an Olympic boxer" but lies that just are misdirections and vague truths veiled in a facade of accuracy. Although I saw the TV show Lie to Me and now I'm thinking about radical honesty, it seems to be pretty interesting.

This is me being honest.

 

[The Guard]

I used to be a pathological liar as a child. Even as a young adult, I would spin a whopper or two. No clue why, they usually weren't impressive lies. Now? Hardly ever.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I only ever lie to police and authoritative figures.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I only ever lie to police and authoritative figures.

Good choice. Especially if you're holdin'.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

 

[Addendum]

I only ever lie to police and authoritative figures.

I know nothing, I didn't see anything, I wasn't there, and if I was there, I was asleep

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Not often, I'm a good boy t:

 

[Amor]

Only those little lies sometimes, but that's almost always because if you say the truth you probaly hurt someone.

 

[04nbod]

Once a month, a little white one like 'I did the reading'
But I'm pretty honest. Such as 'I've been drinking for 36 minutes and I already feel dizzy!'

 

[SLVRSR4]

I feel so alone having never told a lie Honestly I don't think anyone's ever felt what I'm feeling because I'm so unique.

 

[Prison Mike]

I lie if it directly benefits me in some way. Otherwise, I won't make things up for the sake of it...

 

[The Chairman]

I lie when I have to. Like when a telemarketer calls and I pretend I can't speak English.

Honesty is such a lonely word.

 

[terry78]

Enough to pacify them, but not so much that they want to smash my head in with a tire iron.

 

[KevanG]

I do billing and retentions for Bell internet, so it can be bad sometimes, but I do try and be more honest than others. Usually its about bandwidth usage I fudge the facts a bit or generalize info on future billing by a little bit but nothing big.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I know nothing, I didn't see anything, I wasn't there, and if I was there, I was asleep

You know that!!