Superman Returns How would you have ended Superman Returns??

[dark_b]

i was expecting from last year a twist at teh end of the movei. or some suprise ending. i dont knwo why i jsut thought that singer always does this. i guess nto with superman.

 

[Immortalfire]

I would have had LEx stab SUpes right in the balls with that krpytonite, thus insuring us of no more superbrat children in future movies,,,,kinda like a kryptonian vasectomy

Ouch

 

[etrigan69]

I thought it ended perfectly.

Spoiler

The Reeves/Donner fly by was absolutely perfect!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WQ-yLDL7iXc&search=superman%20flying

 

[Caliber]

My ending would change with me getting my 10 bucks back.

I want the same thing except my 7 bucks back. How about this ending? Not remaking Superman and trying to do something like the comics.

 

[CGHulk]

A better ending for Superman Returns would of been Richard telling her to follow her heart, and go to the man she truly loves. Because Lois is only with Richard because he's so much like Superman, and even the password on her computer is still Superman, in terms of the story he should of just let her go.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

YOu see what i don't get..is all of you pretty much love the donner film..so you would think you would like something made in that vein. so when some one gives you a movie just like it..you ****ing moan about it..

some of you moaning that it wasn't enough like a comic book..go watch Superman 3.

 

[Bad Superman]

I would have had LEx stab SUpes right in the balls with that krpytonite, thus insuring us of no more superbrat children in future movies,,,,kinda like a kryptonian vasectomy

 

[gimmen64]

I wouldn't have ended it..

I wanted it to continue.

Yep! I left the theater wanting more and SR was good but I felt I needed to see more! Give me those Krypton scenes!

 

[Kanon]

Yep! I left the theater wanting more and SR was good but I felt I needed to see more! Give me those Krypton scenes!

Are you insane? the movie was 2 1/2 hours long! I had to buy a pencil to re-draw my ass...
Anyways, the problem with this movie wasn't just the ending, but if that's the only thing I can change, I would have left unresolved the child thing. Let the people still guessing if the kid was superman's or Richard's, I would have Richards letting Louise go with the man she loves, and Louise staying with Richards, choosing him. Luthor, I would have let him get away, with one crytal (trust me, I had a good reason for this ).

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Are you insane? the movie was 2 1/2 hours long! I had to buy a pencil to re-draw my ass...

Then buy the more expensive seating.

 

[DogofKrypton]

i would have had superman ripping of his brown maroon and blue costume,

and throwing it in mingenbachs face and then proceeding to put on the proper red,blue and yellow costume with proper neckline and non rubbery maroon cape

then maybe heat fry mingenbach

"Throwing the "costume" in Mingenbach's face? Brilliant!!"

 

[DogofKrypton]

YOu see what i don't get..is all of you pretty much love the donner film..so you would think you would like something made in that vein. so when some one gives you a movie just like it..you ****ing moan about it..

some of you moaning that it wasn't enough like a comic book..go watch Superman 3.

Yes, because EVERYONE was clamoring for a weak re-tread of S:TM. Just because YOU liked it, doesn't mean everyone who didn't is wrong.

There is more wrong with this film than there is right, in my opinion of course.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Yes, because EVERYONE was clamoring for a weak re-tread of S:TM. Just because YOU liked it, doesn't mean everyone who didn't is wrong.

There is more wrong with this film than there is right, in my opinion of course.

you didn't really get the point,

try again, i'm not going to explain it to you.

 

[bweurk]

i would have ended by superman telling to himself
"well.. i think i have now to find some hookers.... it's been 5 years since the last time...."

and then during the end credits there would have been
"coming soon
SUPERMAN GOES TO THE HOOKERS"

 

[nosebleed.]

i would have ended by superman telling to himself
"well.. i think i have now to find some hookers.... it's been 5 years since the last time...."

and then during the end credits there would have been
"coming soon
SUPERMAN GOES TO THE HOOKERS"

Get it right!!


they're escorts.

 

[raybia]

I enjoyed the movie but I think I would have preferred an ending where Lex is caught.

Maybe Superman appears suddenly and quietly on the island and Lex knows the jog is up.

Anyone else have another idea?

EL

A shotgun to my face.

 

[Matt.S99]

kate bosworth nude that would be my perfect ending,but i wouldnt want it to end...

 

[fangrl06]

I get my money back........and an apology hand written by Singer himself.

 

[WormyT]

I would have liked to hear Superman say-

Superman: Lois?...I have no checks or credit cards because I'm Superman...so would 'cash' child support payments work?"
Lois: I don't care about that!...I just want to know why you tried to make me forget we made love!? Why you knocked me up?!
Superman: It's complicated Lois. When I go on dates...I really don't want girls calling me...... so I purposely kiss them so they forget, then I throw on my suit and take off before they wake up.
Lois: Your sick!
Superman: Lois, you don't know what it's like being me.....to be alone...to have women stare at your trunks..it's not easy for me to resist the temptation.
Lois: I hope I never see you around here you deadbeat.
Superman: I'm always around..

END

 

[BH/HHH]

I would have liked to hear Superman say-

Superman: Lois?...I have no checks or credit cards because I'm Superman...so would 'cash' child support payments work?"
Lois: I don't care about that!...I just want to know why you tried to make me forget we made love? Why you knocked me up!
Superman: It's complicated Lois. When I go on dates...I really don't want girls calling me...... so I purposely kiss them so they forget, then I throw on my suit and take off before they wake up.
Lois: Your sick!
Superman: Lois you don't know what it's like being me.....to be alone...to have women stare at your trunks..it's not easy for me to resist the temptation.
Lois: I hope I never see you around here you deadbeat.
Superman: I'm always around..

Ha Ha Ha. That is a classic. Brilliant.

 

[antmanx68]

After the credits I would have had it say "Just kiddin, the real new Superman movie will be out in a week."

 

[Spare-Flair]

I would wakeup to find that Superman Returns never happened and it was all a dream.

 

[lujho]

You see what i don't get..is all of you pretty much love the donner film..

That's awfully presumptuous - many people feel the original film has as many flaws as it has great aspects. Flaws which Returns emulates, rather than eliminates.

so you would think you would like something made in that vein. so when some one gives you a movie just like it..you ****ing moan about it..

But why would someone, even someone who loves the original, neccessarily want something so very, very much like it? It's just as possible they'd want something different. Returns is much more that just "in [the] vein" as STM, it's in the same DNA strand.

some of you moaning that it wasn't enough like a comic book..go watch Superman 3.

Yes, because "like a comic book" automatically means "crap".

 

[The Shape]

I would've ended it by issuing this statement on screen:

"The film you have just seen was Superman Returns. Yes, we copied the title from Batman Returns, so it's not very original. But the movie itself is not original. Although we claim it's a reimagined sequel to Superman II, it's actually just a rehash of Superman: The Movie, with some of the same dialogue and scene's almost exactly recreated. Even poor Marlon Brando was thrown in it, and he's dead. We know Bryan Singer claims those are "homages" to Superman: The Movie, but he's lying. The makers of this film just really couldn't find anything original to do. So rather than looking to the comics and restarting the franchise, we, along with Singer, decided to create a rehash of Superman: The Movie, and we stole the title of a Batman film. We sincerely apologize if you were mislead into thinking this would be a new start for the Superman series, when it really is a remake at heart (and it comes nowhere near the original). If you'd like your money back, then please return to the person who sold you your ticket, say the codeword "kryptonite", and you will receive your money back. If not, then HAHA. WE GOT YOU SUCKAAAAAA.

Thank you for your time.
Warner Bros."

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

start the movie over. forget about jason ever being supes kid. wipe that clean. make lex his real character, a diabolical bussiness man that has used kryptonian technology to boost his bussiness to be the major power in metropolis and in turn, made metropolis's economy boom. in supermans abscence he has charmed the people and finally achieved what he has always wanted. adoration of an almost royal kind over metropolis.
superman returns much to lex's disgust and he sets out through propaganda to turn the people against the man of steel then does the whole continent thing to frame supes [not make money from it lol] to prove to the world [metropolis] that they are better off without him.
this would actually explore the themes that SR was meant to. that supes returns to a world that has moved on without him. i dont know about u but i never got that feeling at all in SR.
all i got from SR is a days of our lives love triangle with a ridicuous luthor plot.

if i were only able to change the ending. i would take out that movie ruining scene for me when the doctors take out a remaining shard of kryptonite, that is a killer for me. as the film completley contradicts itself. take that out and i could handle the rest. [barely]. piano boy is annoying as well. lex's plot was too.....ahhhh i am going in circles again. urgghg this film was such a dissapointment.

I vote for you to do the sequel , I didnt hate the movie but, the way you put it sounds like a superman movie I would of been really excited to see