Yellow,
I am currently working on a book of my own proverbs so, just for you people, I am offering my section of "human".
"Humans have asked me to work, I work.
Humans have asked me to be honest, I am honest.
Humans have asked me to understand that dying kids is a normal thing. I am looking for the place where I can send back my human membership card."
"humanity is like the sea - practically non ending with a terrible force when unleashed."
"How come humans have made everything better except...humans?"
"I hope that humanity doesn't get what it deserves."
"The human race is beautiful. The human race is ugly. The human race is like a buffet - you must only pick the things you know you'll be able to digest."
"We are regressing to the future."
"I love humans, I really do, but what I find hard is to live with them on the same planet."
"About humans, I know they need water but for the rest, I don't know anymore."