Hype Awards Post Show: A Hype News Production

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But anyway....... real spiders don't shoot webs out of their arms, they shoot them out of the spinnerets at the tip of their abdomens, so shouldn't Peter Parker then shoot webs out of his ass?!? HAHA! DEVASTATING REBUTTAL! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

He also doesn't grow 8 eyes.
Also, radioactivity kills spiders.
Also, if you turned into sand granules, you'd instantly die.

 

[Badger]

I watched a Spider-Girl show on Cinemax once, where she shot webbing out of her va-jay-jay.

 

[The Lizard]

He also doesn't grow 8 eyes.
Also, radioactivity kills spiders.
Also, if you turned into sand granules, you'd instantly die.

Well now you're just taking the fun out of it.

And to be honest, I've grown to tolerate the organics in the movies, mainly for aesthetic reasons (which is most likely the real reason Sam Raimi went with them anyway - just to avoid having to add a bulky gadget under the Spidey suit).

But I maintain that teenage Peter developing web fluid (possibly tweaking some formula he got from his late father's notes, as in Ultimate Spider-Man) would have required no more suspension of disbelief in the 2002 Spidey movie than the parts where Pete miraculously ends up with a professionally-made Spidey suit, or when Green Goblin hauls a 10-ton cable car on his one-man glider.

Besides, it's [Tevye]"Tradi-tion....tradition!"[/Tevye]

 

[knowsbleed]

I watched a Spider-Girl show on Cinemax once, where she shot webbing out of her va-jay-jay.

And its a piece of memory that you now cherish.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I watched a Spider-Girl show on Cinemax once, where she shot webbing out of her va-jay-jay.

Dude, me too! But... it was hard to see, sometimes, through the warped, moving lines.

 

[Badger]

And its a piece of memory that you now cherish.

It was very Orgas... Organic.

 

[knowsbleed]

Dude, me too! But... it was hard to see, sometimes, through the warped, moving lines.

Quit acting like you remember scrambled cable...youngling.

 

[Badger]

Aww, yeah, scrambled boobies.

*sighs*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Quit acting like you remember scrambled cable...youngling.

Dude, it was just last night.

 

[The Lizard]

I watched a Spider-Girl show on Cinemax once, where she shot webbing out of her va-jay-jay.

Thanks to our friends in Japan with their lovely sexual fetishes, I have seen such a thing...

She had sharp teeth down there too.

 

[knowsbleed]

Wicked City is a GREAT movie.

 

[Mee]

Family show, kids.