Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 2 Calvin vs Master Bruce

[Mister J]

Who the hell is L. Rob Hubbard?

A failed clone of Tom Cruise.

 

[Batman]

Who the hell is L. Rob Hubbard?

Little known fact:

DOG LIPS is a servant of Nirvana. Vote masteryoda to keep your soul.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Calvin doesn't have spikes anymore, maybe I'll vote for the other guy.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Your husband.

I hate it when your mouth is empty.

 

[Calvin]

Little known fact:

DOG LIPS is a servant of Nirvana. Vote masteryoda to keep your soul.

Well known fact:

That little known fact is actually a well known fact, and he's damn proud of it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Little known fact:

DOG LIPS is a servant of Nirvana. Vote masteryoda to keep your soul.

Calvin just got my vote.

 

[Calvin]

Calvin doesn't have spikes anymore, maybe I'll vote for the other guy.

Gimme two secs. I can spike three times as fast now that my hair is straight.

 

[Mister J]

Little known fact:

DOG LIPS is a servant of Nirvana. Vote masteryoda to keep your soul.

I sold my soul to Satan Cat for a walk-on role to Spider-Man 3. That damn cat still hasn't delivered.

 

[Batman]

That man is a SAINT, a goddamn SAINT! Bite your tongue you booger-eating ogre.

 

[Batman]

Calvin just got my vote.

Then you did all of that research of finding out the name of the HFSC for nothing.

 

[Calvin]

Racist.

 

[DOG LIPS]

It's a nerd!

It's a pain!

It's....MASTER BRUCE!!!!

 

[Batman]

Racist.

He's one of my favorite Looney Tunes.

 

[Calvin]

He's one of my favorite Looney Tunes.

Flip-flopper.

 

[Batman]

Flip-flopper.

I am not John Kerry.

... Even... Though I voted for him.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[Calvin]

It's word association time.

Master Bruce
Bruce Springstein
Spring water
Water falls
Faulty breaks
Break dancing
The robot dance
Government created killer nano-robot infection
The Nanny
Jews
Master Bruce hates jews



Vote Calvin.

 

[Batman]

Uwe Boll Makes Disgusting Moofies.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I am not John Kerry.

... Even... Though I voted for him.

You're making me want to vote for Calvin again,that's mean.

 

[Batman]

It's word association time.

Master Bruce
Bruce Springstein
Spring water
Water falls
Faulty breaks
Break dancing
The robot dance
Government created killer nano-robot infection
The Nanny
Jews
Master Bruce hates jews



Vote Calvin.

...And just how the hell do you know that I'm not Jewish?

 

[Calvin]

...And just how the hell do you know that I'm not Jewish?

You can be jewish and still be an anti-semite. Just means you're both racist and suffering from low self-esteem.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

He has Jewdar

 

[DOG LIPS]

...And just how the hell do you know that I'm not Jewish?

Sava told us you're not circumcised.

 

[Calvin]

Ladies, I'm totally circumcised. No weird eyed-martians poking you in the mouth from this camp.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ladies, I'm totally circumcised. No weird eyed-martians poking you in the mouth from this camp.