Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 2 Calvin vs Master Bruce

[Calvin]

I never puke.

 

[Batman]

You know what? Nevermind me. Vote Calvin. It'll be funnier when he gets his ass handed to him by masteryoda or Tuk, later on.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

oy, toven lied to me...again

 

[DOG LIPS]

You know what? Nevermind me. Vote Calvin. It'll be funnier when he gets his ass handed to him by masteryoda or Tuk, later on.

Yes, but to get that far, he'll have to hand you YOUR ass.

 

[Batman]

You can be jewish and still be an anti-semite. Just means you're both racist and suffering from low self-esteem.

The only form of racist that I am is against rednecks. And considering I come from Indiana, you can see the irony in that.

The last part I agree with, though.

 

[Calvin]

You know what? Vote Calvin. It'll be funnier when he gets his ass handed to him by masteryoda or Tuk, later on.

Animosity and a defeatist attitude! I love it! Vote Master Bruce for resentful and emo in one convenient package!

 

[Batman]

Yes, but to get that far, he'll have to hand you YOUR ass.

So? I can accept being killed by Calvin.

Kipobe and CConn... Now that I would've hated. But losing to Calvin isn't that big of a deal to me.

 

[Batman]

Animosity and a defeatist attitude! I love it! Vote Master Bruce for resentful and emo in one convenient package!

Stop jumping up and down like any of that is new information.

 

[DOG LIPS]

So? I can accept being killed by Calvin.

Kipobe and CConn... Now that I would've hated. But losing to Calvin isn't that big of a deal to me.

Translation:



DIE CALVIN!! ****ING DIE!! I HATE CALVIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Calvin]

The only form of racist that I am is against rednecks. And considering I come from Indiana, you can see the irony in that.

The last part I agree with, though.

Redneck isn't a race, it's just a passive aggressive form of paradoxical aryan-slacker ideology.

 

[Calvin]

Stop jumping up and down like any of that is new information.

I love you, man.

 

[Batman]

Redneck isn't a race, it's just a passive aggressive form of paradoxical aryan-slacker ideology.

You weren't born a redneck. Unlike me. You don't understand.

 

[Calvin]

You weren't born a redneck. Unlike me. You don't understand.

I was born in GA

 

[jaguarr]

I was born in GA

What part of Canada is that in, again?

jag

 

[Calvin]

What part of Canada is that in, again?

jag

It's next to Buddiport.

 

[jaguarr]

It's next to Buddiport.

Ahhhh, the very birthplace of socialized medicine.

jag

 

[Calvin]

Ahhhh, the very birthplace of socialized medicine.

jag

We're actually communists.

 

[Darthphere]

I voted Calvin, simply put, because ive never have come in contact with this so called Master Bruce.

 

[jaguarr]

We're actually communists.

It's about time you came out of the closet.

jag

 

[Calvin]

It's about time you came out of the closet.

jag

Jag, break your vow of non-voting. I made a pretty damn big personal consession coming to terms with your post-signing.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag, break your vow of non-voting. I made a pretty damn big personal consession coming to terms with your post-signing.

You wouldn't respect me in the morning if I broke my non-voting vow.

jag

 

[Calvin]

You wouldn't respect me in the morning if I broke my non-voting vow.

jag

I'd spoon with you in the morning.

 

[Calvin]

Revenge voting, Matt?

 

[jaguarr]

I'd spoon with you in the morning.

Aretha Franklin would not approve.

jag

 

[Calvin]

Aretha Franklin would not approve.

jag

She can join.