Hype High

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction & Films' started by Swordmaster, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    Im gonna start a story. Me, Bella, Jayne, and Twy are going to be vigilante hookers.
     
  2. Batman Dramatic Example

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    I'll read it. :up:
     
  3. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    I bet. :mad:
     
  4. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Youd' read anything with Bella
     
  5. Batman Dramatic Example

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    :) :) :)
     
  6. Batman Dramatic Example

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    It was the vigilante hooker part that intrigued me. :o
     
  7. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    You're a vigilante hooker. How else do you pay for that kid you had with DL
     
  8. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    Maybe ill start it when I have time. in about never.
     
  9. Batman Dramatic Example

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    I don't know, because you keep b****ing about us not buying you anything, regardless.
     
  10. Batman Dramatic Example

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    I'll wait that long
     
  11. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    Im paying this girl 20 bucks to write my history paper. :) If I dont get an A+ ill be furious.
     
  12. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    But you didn't buy me that sex-doll!
     
  13. DBella Seducente/Mortale

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    Aww... Holly! You got me all excited for nothing! :mad: :(
     
  14. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Chapter ???

    Dante, MB, and DL found themselves in a room filled with TV's.

    Dante: Don't tell me we're about to meet The Architect from The Matrix. I can't understand him.

    MB: That's because you're stupid.

    Dante: That's beside the point entirely. What I mean is...

    DL: Kindly be quiet

    Dante and MB:...

    MB: No.

    DL: Fine :mad:

    MB: :confused:

    A man in a pressed white tuxedo walked in. He looked a lot like George Carlin.

    DL: George Carlin!

    DL ran up and started humping the mans leg.

    Dante: Should we help?

    MB: We should...but we won't.

    Man: :mad:

    The man snapped his fingers. In an instant, Bea Arthur's face filled all the TV's. DL jumped off the man.

    DL: [​IMG]

    Dante: How did you...?

    Man: I am Morg. This room you are in is the Porn Matrix-

    Dante: I knew this was gonna go all technical...

    Morg: I am the Keeper of the Porn.

    Dante: Really...?

    DL: Why are we here, you filthy basteed?

    Morg: A great evil approaches.

    DL: Canadians?

    Morg: No...worse.

    Dante: Me?

    Morg: No...worse than even you.

    All: :eek:

    MB: Well what is it?

    Morg: I cannot say.

    DL: Well why the f**k not?

    Morg: One, to s**t with you, and two, it wil upset the great cosmic balance.

    Dante: Snipershot and Phantasm have seen to that...

    Morg:...Touche'. But still, it will mess it up even more.

    MB: But why warn us? Do you even know our names?

    Morg: Of course. You are Master Bruce, Batman fanboy whose parents don't love you.

    MB:...That's low, dude.

    Morg: The silver-haired one is Dante, freak of nature.

    Dante: And proud of it.

    Morg: And the last one is DOG LIPS, Master Bruce's b**ch.

    DL: Am not! :mad:

    MB: Sit boy.

    DL sat on all for knees, panting.

    Morg: Heh.

    Dante: But even if we do save the world, what do we get?

    Morg snapped his fingers.

    All: [​IMG]
     
  15. Batman Dramatic Example

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    It's about damned time somebody captured that with accuracy. :up:
     
  16. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    It's harder than it looks
     
  17. Dark Phantom Sing for me!

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    Morestorymorestorymorestory
     
  18. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Girls Day Out

    Meanwhile, back in Gym, DBella and Alexia are running the track, in their incredibly sexy gym outfits that look as if a perverted 14 year old designed them.

    Swordmaster: Tee-hee.

    Both: :confused:

    Bella: So Alexia, I saw you making out with that clown kid. You two goin' out?

    Alexia: Nah, I just did that to piss Dante off.

    Bella: ...

    Bella: Speaking of which, where is Dante? And his somehwat attractive counterpart Master Bruce?

    Alexia: Who...cares?

    Voice: Did someone say Master Bruce?!

    Both: Ah hell...

    Phantasm ran up to the two.

    Bella: Erm...hi Phantasm...how are you today?

    Phantasm: Fine...fine...You?

    Bella:...Peachy. Talk to Alexia, I, um, gotta find CConn

    Bella dashed off in no general direction, passing Flexo getting beaten, with Snipershot...yeah, you don't wanna know.

    Flexo: ARRRRRGGGGHH!

    Alexia:...B**tch...

    Phantasm: How are you?

    Alexia: F**k off.

    Phantasm: :eek: :mad: *pats mean head*

    Alexia: Master Bruce

    Phantasm: [​IMG]

    With that distraction, Alexia bolted away to find Bella. Evetually, she found her, laughing her ass off on the bleachers.

    Alexia: I hate you so much.

    Bella: I know.

    Alexia: What were we talking about before Phantasm came?

    Bella: Where MB and Dante disappeared too.

    Alexia: Ah yes. My repsonse: Who cares?

    Bella: I do! They're poor, lonely freshman...

    Alexia: I'm a freshman!

    Bella:...who don't know their way around this place! They could be scared...

    Alexia: Good!

    Bella: ...or hurt...

    Alexia: Better!

    Bella: Or even dead!

    Alexia: Best! Come on, Bell, their losers! And they've got that DOG LIPS guy with them-

    Bella:...

    Bella: Okay, we're DEFINITELY looking for them now.

    Alexia: F**k...knew I shouldn't have said that

    Bella: Too late now. Come on.

    The two trekked across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring of Power...

    *What?!*

    I mean...the two trekked across the field, looking for the three teenage perverts. Alexia, much like Dante, b**ched and moaned the whole way.

    Alexia: F**king kids...dumbasses...hate them...

    Bella: ****.

    Alexia: No.

    Bella: Yes.

    Alexia: NO!

    Bella: [​IMG]

    Alexia: Oh it's on b**ch!

    The two lunged at each other, with Anakin vs. Obi-Wan playing in the background. They ripped at the others clothes, tearing. They battled for hours, until they landed in front of a shed. Dante, DOG LIPS, and Master Bruce flew out in a golden light.

    Alexia: WTF? Where the hell have you guys been.

    DL: Heaven...

    MB: Oh def.

    Dante: Yeah...Jesus Christ, their topless!

    MB:...

    DL:...

    Dante:...

    Guys: [​IMG]

    Girls: *scream*

    Phantasm came running over.

    Phantasm: MB!

    MB: F**k...

    Dante: Talk about a mood killer...
     
  19. Batman Dramatic Example

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    ...

    I have this feeling some of this is... demeaning, particularly the ending. :o But otherwise, not bad, I guess. :up:
     
  20. Batman Dramatic Example

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    ...

    Oh... wait...

    ...


    Nevermind. :o
     
  21. Snipershot Registered

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    why am i a complete ******???????????!!!!!!!!:mad: :ghost:
     
  22. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Because...um...










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    NINJA VANISH!



    But in all seriousness, we needed someone well known in community to fill out the stupid role


    Besides, most of these characters aren't like us AT ALL
     
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    I want a new chapter!:mad:
     
  24. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    I only posted one yesterday :confused:
     

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