Hype High

[Holly Goodhead]

Im gonna start a story. Me, Bella, Jayne, and Twy are going to be vigilante hookers.

 

[Batman]

Im gonna start a story. Me, Bella, Jayne, and Twy are going to be vigilante hookers.

I'll read it.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'll read it.

I bet.

 

[Swordmaster]

I'll read it.

Youd' read anything with Bella

 

[Batman]

I bet.

 

[Batman]

Youd' read anything with Bella

It was the vigilante hooker part that intrigued me.

 

[Swordmaster]

It was the vigilante hooker part that intrigued me.

You're a vigilante hooker. How else do you pay for that kid you had with DL

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Maybe ill start it when I have time. in about never.

 

[Batman]

You're a vigilante hooker. How else do you pay for that kid you had with DL

I don't know, because you keep b****ing about us not buying you anything, regardless.

 

[Batman]

Maybe ill start it when I have time. in about never.

I'll wait that long

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Im paying this girl 20 bucks to write my history paper. If I dont get an A+ ill be furious.

 

[Swordmaster]

I don't know, because you keep b****ing about us not buying you anything, regardless.

But you didn't buy me that sex-doll!

 

[DBella]

Maybe ill start it when I have time. in about never.

Aww... Holly! You got me all excited for nothing!

 

[Swordmaster]

Chapter ???

Dante, MB, and DL found themselves in a room filled with TV's.

Dante: Don't tell me we're about to meet The Architect from The Matrix. I can't understand him.

MB: That's because you're stupid.

Dante: That's beside the point entirely. What I mean is...

DL: Kindly be quiet

Dante and MB:...

MB: No.

DL: Fine

MB:

A man in a pressed white tuxedo walked in. He looked a lot like George Carlin.

DL: George Carlin!

DL ran up and started humping the mans leg.

Dante: Should we help?

MB: We should...but we won't.

Man:

The man snapped his fingers. In an instant, Bea Arthur's face filled all the TV's. DL jumped off the man.

DL:

Dante: How did you...?

Man: I am Morg. This room you are in is the Porn Matrix-

Dante: I knew this was gonna go all technical...

Morg: I am the Keeper of the Porn.

Dante: Really...?

DL: Why are we here, you filthy basteed?

Morg: A great evil approaches.

DL: Canadians?

Morg: No...worse.

Dante: Me?

Morg: No...worse than even you.

All:

MB: Well what is it?

Morg: I cannot say.

DL: Well why the f**k not?

Morg: One, to s**t with you, and two, it wil upset the great cosmic balance.

Dante: Snipershot and Phantasm have seen to that...

Morg:...Touche'. But still, it will mess it up even more.

MB: But why warn us? Do you even know our names?

Morg: Of course. You are Master Bruce, Batman fanboy whose parents don't love you.

MB:...That's low, dude.

Morg: The silver-haired one is Dante, freak of nature.

Dante: And proud of it.

Morg: And the last one is DOG LIPS, Master Bruce's b**ch.

DL: Am not!

MB: Sit boy.

DL sat on all for knees, panting.

Morg: Heh.

Dante: But even if we do save the world, what do we get?

Morg snapped his fingers.

All:

 

[Batman]

Morg: And the last one is DOG LIPS, Master Bruce's b**ch.

DL: Am not!

MB: Sit boy.

DL sat on all for knees, panting.

Morg: Heh.

It's about damned time somebody captured that with accuracy.

 

[Swordmaster]

It's harder than it looks

 

[Dark Phantom]

Morestorymorestorymorestory

 

[Swordmaster]

Girls Day Out

Meanwhile, back in Gym, DBella and Alexia are running the track, in their incredibly sexy gym outfits that look as if a perverted 14 year old designed them.

Swordmaster: Tee-hee.

Both:

Bella: So Alexia, I saw you making out with that clown kid. You two goin' out?

Alexia: Nah, I just did that to piss Dante off.

Bella: ...

Bella: Speaking of which, where is Dante? And his somehwat attractive counterpart Master Bruce?

Alexia: Who...cares?

Voice: Did someone say Master Bruce?!

Both: Ah hell...

Phantasm ran up to the two.

Bella: Erm...hi Phantasm...how are you today?

Phantasm: Fine...fine...You?

Bella:...Peachy. Talk to Alexia, I, um, gotta find CConn

Bella dashed off in no general direction, passing Flexo getting beaten, with Snipershot...yeah, you don't wanna know.

Flexo: ARRRRRGGGGHH!

Alexia:...B**tch...

Phantasm: How are you?

Alexia: F**k off.

Phantasm: *pats mean head*

Alexia: Master Bruce

Phantasm:

With that distraction, Alexia bolted away to find Bella. Evetually, she found her, laughing her ass off on the bleachers.

Alexia: I hate you so much.

Bella: I know.

Alexia: What were we talking about before Phantasm came?

Bella: Where MB and Dante disappeared too.

Alexia: Ah yes. My repsonse: Who cares?

Bella: I do! They're poor, lonely freshman...

Alexia: I'm a freshman!

Bella:...who don't know their way around this place! They could be scared...

Alexia: Good!

Bella: ...or hurt...

Alexia: Better!

Bella: Or even dead!

Alexia: Best! Come on, Bell, their losers! And they've got that DOG LIPS guy with them-

Bella:...

Bella: Okay, we're DEFINITELY looking for them now.

Alexia: F**k...knew I shouldn't have said that

Bella: Too late now. Come on.

The two trekked across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring of Power...

*What?!*

I mean...the two trekked across the field, looking for the three teenage perverts. Alexia, much like Dante, b**ched and moaned the whole way.

Alexia: F**king kids...dumbasses...hate them...

Bella: ****.

Alexia: No.

Bella: Yes.

Alexia: NO!

Bella:

Alexia: Oh it's on b**ch!

The two lunged at each other, with Anakin vs. Obi-Wan playing in the background. They ripped at the others clothes, tearing. They battled for hours, until they landed in front of a shed. Dante, DOG LIPS, and Master Bruce flew out in a golden light.

Alexia: WTF? Where the hell have you guys been.

DL: Heaven...

MB: Oh def.

Dante: Yeah...Jesus Christ, their topless!

MB:...

DL:...

Dante:...

Guys:

Girls: *scream*

Phantasm came running over.

Phantasm: MB!

MB: F**k...

Dante: Talk about a mood killer...

 

[Batman]

...

I have this feeling some of this is... demeaning, particularly the ending. But otherwise, not bad, I guess.

 

[Batman]

Mirror versions... I like that. In fact, I suggest a catfight over our apparant bf's.









You know, keeping with the character thing. Batman and Joker. Catwoman vs. Harley (post whatever improvement thingie she had).

...

Oh... wait...

...


Nevermind.

 

[Snipershot]

Chapter One: Bus Stop

At the corner of UBB Street, a lone 14 year old stands at the corner. He has shoulder length silver hair, black shirt and pants, and a red jacket. On his back is a red-and-black jacket. He leans against a street sign and sighs. This is Dante.

Dante: Where the f**k is that bastard?

Suddenly a limo pulls up. Out of it walks another 14 year old, with slicked back black hair, vivid green eyes, wearing all black, except for a yellow belt. This is Master Bruce.

Master Bruce: And you had to drop me at the bus stop instead of bringing me to school...why?

Limo Driver: Because you touch yourself at night.

Master Bruce:...

The Limo driver drives off.

Dante: About time you got here.

MB: F**k you.

Dante: Why are you wearing a yellow belt anyway? It doesn't match.

MB: Because I can. Leave it at that.

Dante:

MB: Anyway, looking forward to school?

Dante: No...are you?

MB: F**k no, just making sure you weren't.

Dante: I'm sure.

MB: Come on, why would I look forward to going back to another year of avoiding Phantasm at every turn?

MB twitches.

Flashes go through Dante's mind. A peephole in the boys shower...a hand making patting motions repeatedly...

Dante: I see what you mean.

Nasal Voice: hi guys!

Dante and MB: Oh f**k me.

A small man, also 14, who has a constant look of sexual frustration, turn s the corner. He wears a "I'm teh Coolerz" shirt and skintight pants.

Dante: Hi Snipershot...

Snipershot: dante!

Snipershot hugs Dante, who has a look of pure vindictiveness on his face.

Dante: GET THE F**K OFF!

Snipershot gets off and goes after MB.

MB: Touch me and I dig a shuriken into your skull.

Dante: Dude...you actually carry those with you?

MB: "I'm Batman."

Dante: Oh not again...

Dante wacks MB upside his head.

MB: Sorry.

Snipershot: lookerz, teh boos!

MB: WTF?

Snipershot: teh boos!

MB: What's he saying?

Dante: Beats me. *turns* Oh look, the bus is here.

The bus, if you could call it that, turns the corner. It's got pictures of Christian Bale all over it, is painted purple and green, and has no visible driver. The doors open up.

Bus: Get in, you little s**ts.

The voice is loud and raspy. MB and Dante look at each other. Snipershot has a dazed look on his face, and is drooling out of the corner of his mouth.

MB: Should we?

Bus: Get in or I flatten your ass onto the pavement!

Dante: Take that as a yes.

Dante rushes in, followed by MB, The door closes, and the bus drives off, leaving a clueless Snipershot behind.

On the bus, MB and Dante sit in seats opposite each other. As Dante opens his mouth...

Bus: Quiet!

Dante: But I-

Bus: I said quiet!

Dante: Who or what the f**k are you!?

Bus: I'm a bus dumbass!

MB: You don't have a name?

Bus: My name is Ron!

Dante blinks. MB stifles a laugh.

Bus: Or Jayne. Now strap yourselves in f**kers. It's gonna be a wild ride!

And so it was. Jayne stopped for nothing, running over little old ladies, ducks, dogs, monkies, and other assorted things. Finally, they arrive at Hype High.

Jayne: Welcome to hell, f**kers. Once you come, you can never resist coming back! Bwahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahaha.

why am i a complete ******???????????!!!!!!!!

 

[Swordmaster]

why am i a complete ******???????????!!!!!!!!

Because...um...










...




NINJA VANISH!



But in all seriousness, we needed someone well known in community to fill out the stupid role


Besides, most of these characters aren't like us AT ALL

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I want a new chapter!

 

[Swordmaster]

I only posted one yesterday