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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction & Films' started by Swordmaster, Dec 2, 2005.
Im gonna start a story. Me, Bella, Jayne, and Twy are going to be vigilante hookers.
I'll read it.
Youd' read anything with Bella
It was the vigilante hooker part that intrigued me.
You're a vigilante hooker. How else do you pay for that kid you had with DL
Maybe ill start it when I have time. in about never.
I don't know, because you keep b****ing about us not buying you anything, regardless.
I'll wait that long
Im paying this girl 20 bucks to write my history paper. If I dont get an A+ ill be furious.
But you didn't buy me that sex-doll!
Aww... Holly! You got me all excited for nothing!
Dante, MB, and DL found themselves in a room filled with TV's.
Dante: Don't tell me we're about to meet The Architect from The Matrix. I can't understand him.
MB: That's because you're stupid.
Dante: That's beside the point entirely. What I mean is...
DL: Kindly be quiet
Dante and MB:...
A man in a pressed white tuxedo walked in. He looked a lot like George Carlin.
DL: George Carlin!
DL ran up and started humping the mans leg.
Dante: Should we help?
MB: We should...but we won't.
The man snapped his fingers. In an instant, Bea Arthur's face filled all the TV's. DL jumped off the man.
Dante: How did you...?
Man: I am Morg. This room you are in is the Porn Matrix-
Dante: I knew this was gonna go all technical...
Morg: I am the Keeper of the Porn.
DL: Why are we here, you filthy basteed?
Morg: A great evil approaches.
Morg: No...worse than even you.
MB: Well what is it?
Morg: I cannot say.
DL: Well why the f**k not?
Morg: One, to s**t with you, and two, it wil upset the great cosmic balance.
Dante: Snipershot and Phantasm have seen to that...
Morg:...Touche'. But still, it will mess it up even more.
MB: But why warn us? Do you even know our names?
Morg: Of course. You are Master Bruce, Batman fanboy whose parents don't love you.
MB:...That's low, dude.
Morg: The silver-haired one is Dante, freak of nature.
Dante: And proud of it.
Morg: And the last one is DOG LIPS, Master Bruce's b**ch.
DL: Am not!
MB: Sit boy.
DL sat on all for knees, panting.
Dante: But even if we do save the world, what do we get?
Morg snapped his fingers.
It's about damned time somebody captured that with accuracy.
It's harder than it looks
Girls Day Out
Meanwhile, back in Gym, DBella and Alexia are running the track, in their incredibly sexy gym outfits that look as if a perverted 14 year old designed them.
Bella: So Alexia, I saw you making out with that clown kid. You two goin' out?
Alexia: Nah, I just did that to piss Dante off.
Bella: Speaking of which, where is Dante? And his somehwat attractive counterpart Master Bruce?
Voice: Did someone say Master Bruce?!
Both: Ah hell...
Phantasm ran up to the two.
Bella: Erm...hi Phantasm...how are you today?
Bella:...Peachy. Talk to Alexia, I, um, gotta find CConn
Bella dashed off in no general direction, passing Flexo getting beaten, with Snipershot...yeah, you don't wanna know.
Phantasm: How are you?
Alexia: F**k off.
Phantasm: *pats mean head*
Alexia: Master Bruce
With that distraction, Alexia bolted away to find Bella. Evetually, she found her, laughing her ass off on the bleachers.
Alexia: I hate you so much.
Bella: I know.
Alexia: What were we talking about before Phantasm came?
Bella: Where MB and Dante disappeared too.
Alexia: Ah yes. My repsonse: Who cares?
Bella: I do! They're poor, lonely freshman...
Alexia: I'm a freshman!
Bella:...who don't know their way around this place! They could be scared...
Bella: ...or hurt...
Bella: Or even dead!
Alexia: Best! Come on, Bell, their losers! And they've got that DOG LIPS guy with them-
Bella: Okay, we're DEFINITELY looking for them now.
Alexia: F**k...knew I shouldn't have said that
Bella: Too late now. Come on.
The two trekked across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring of Power...
I mean...the two trekked across the field, looking for the three teenage perverts. Alexia, much like Dante, b**ched and moaned the whole way.
Alexia: F**king kids...dumbasses...hate them...
Alexia: Oh it's on b**ch!
The two lunged at each other, with Anakin vs. Obi-Wan playing in the background. They ripped at the others clothes, tearing. They battled for hours, until they landed in front of a shed. Dante, DOG LIPS, and Master Bruce flew out in a golden light.
Alexia: WTF? Where the hell have you guys been.
MB: Oh def.
Dante: Yeah...Jesus Christ, their topless!
Phantasm came running over.
Dante: Talk about a mood killer...
I have this feeling some of this is... demeaning, particularly the ending. But otherwise, not bad, I guess.
why am i a complete ******???????????!!!!!!!!
But in all seriousness, we needed someone well known in community to fill out the stupid role
Besides, most of these characters aren't like us AT ALL
I want a new chapter!
I only posted one yesterday