Batman
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...DBella said:How about the towel I used to dry myself after I showered?
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...DBella said:How about the towel I used to dry myself after I showered?
DBella said:That actually sounds like a lot of fun. So, when can we get together and start on the crank calls? You know what, another good thing would be to invite a guy and then put make up on his face and dress him up. For some reason, I've always wanted to do that. My ex wouldn't let me to do that to him.
Master Bruce said:...
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Master Bruce said:...
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I'd let Bella do ANYTHING to me.Holly Goodhead said:I love putting make up on my guy friends, it de-masculates them.
I bet Dog Lips would let us put make up on him.
DOG LIPS said:I'd let Bella do ANYTHING to me.
You, on the other hand, I'd need some sex first.
You've had the opportunity to do that? How fortunate! I on the other hand...Holly Goodhead said:I love putting make up on my guy friends, it de-masculates them.
I bet Dog Lips would let us put make up on him.
I think when someone asks you if you wanna have sex and you say, "I do" and he says, "I do, too"... you're married, right? At least until the sex is over.Holly Goodhead said:Im not having sex till im married. Starting after my next marriage.
I think I may have done just that.Swordmaster said:You're gonna give the basteed a heart attack!
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Swordmaster said:I do.
DBella said:I think when someone asks you if you wanna have sex and you say, "I do" and he says, "I do, too"... you're married, right? At least until the sex is over.
Swordmaster said:...She was talking about using CPR on you, Bats
It's not gross. It's a good workout.Holly Goodhead said:Sex is so gross, I hate sweating. Plus im extremely claustraphobic, no joke. I cant sleep with a blanket over my face, I have to close my eyes in elevators (or i take the stairs), all because when I was younger my older brother and sister would wrap me up in the carpet then leave me. lol
With Dante?Master Bruce said:Mouth to mouth?
I'm for that
Hahahaha!Master Bruce said:..............................
I'd rather be dead.
DBella said:It's not gross. It's a good workout.
As for the claustrophobia... I can relate. I am as well. I avoid elevators if I can or like you, keep my eyes closed and pray for the ride to be over quickly. I hate big cities with too many sky-scapers too close to each other. Maze freaks me out and I need a night light to fall asleep.
Is that true about what your siblings did to you? My brother put me in a garbage bag when I was little.
DBella said:Hahahaha!
I'll fetch Catwoman to revive you then. She has nine lives, afterall.
Human Burrito?! Hahaha! That sounds cute actually.Holly Goodhead said:We used to play Human Burrito with this huge rug. Theyd wrap me up then run away and id be stuck in the rug screaming. But I turned out normal
And since im claustraphobic, I always have to be on top.
I'll call and find out.Master Bruce said:Check to see if Rachel Dawes or Talia are availible, aswell.
...Oh, hell, just get all three of them.
DBella said:Human Burrito?! Hahaha! That sounds cute actually.
Well... you're as normal as it gets.
Top for me as well. But more coz I'm a bit of a control freak.