Chapter Two:Hell
Dante,Master Bruce,and a few others get off of the bus.They all look woozy.Infact,one student actually vomits.
Jayne: See ya's,ya pansies!
The bus drives off,tires screeching.Dante and Master Bruce look at eachother,confused by what just happened.
Dante: Okay,I've seen some strange things in my life,But-
MB: Is that so?Have you ever seen a man...eat his own head?
Dante: Once.
MB: ...
MB: You've thought about that question,haven't you?
MB and Dante proceed,as more students start coming.Snipershot suddenly appears behind Dante and Master Bruce.
Snipershot: goatsies go moo!
MB: ...Where the **** did he come from?
Dante: He's EVERYWHERE! *runs in circles*
MB slaps Dante,mid panic.
MB: Calm down,you bastard.Fifth period hasn't even ended,and already you're acting like a raving lunatic.
Dante: First period.
MB: Right.What did I say?
The bell rings.MB and Dante look up.A pigeon lands on Snipershot's head,and starts pecking on it.
MB: Let's move it already,and get this goddamned day over with.I don't wanna miss 'The Batman' this afternoon...
MB walks inside.Dante goes to follow,but stops,when he notices Snipershot's pigeon situation.
Dante: You know you have a-
Snipershot: yeah he comes and goes!
Inside,MB reads off his locker number,from a piece of paper.
MB: Let's see...616.Wait...why does that number sound familiar...?
MB thinks about this.He realises June 16 was the day that Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes atop the Effiel Tower.
MB: (Angrily)
Cruuuuise...
The Janitor walks by,accidentally hitting MB with a mop handle.
LV: Sorry.
Dante walks up,as MB opens his locker.Dante is drinking a soda.
Dante: Yo.
MB: ...
MB: You DO realise they don't let you drink soda until lunch,right?
Dante: ...Um...Sure I did.
MB: You didn't,did you?
Dante: No.No I didn't.
MB: They're gonna catch your ass,one of these days.
Dante: And I care because...?
MB: We can't get detention.That's when we usually go to sneak into the Girl's locker room.
Dante: ...Point.
Dante hands the soda to Snipershot.
Dante: Here.You take it.
Snipershot: oh goodles!
Suddenly,out of nowhere,Snipershot is tackled down by a man in a cheap assed cop uniform.The soda goes flying.
Dante: Sweet jesus!
The cop handcuffs Snipershot.
Snipershot: ahhh!ahhh!
bored: Quiet,dirtbag!Nobody drinks pop on school campus as long as I'm around!
Dante: ...Who the hell are you?
bored: I'm Bat-
MB: Don't.Even.Think about it.
bored: Oh.Sorry.I was going to say that for dramatic purposes.
MB: Well watch it,next time.
bored: Officer bored,at your service!
MB turns to Dante.
MB: Since when have we had an officer on campus?
bored: Uh...
Dante: Actually,never.
MB and Dante look at bored.
bored: ...Hey,look!A monkey!
bored runs off,leaving snipershot on the floor,bloody.
MB: Sooo....How bout' them Knicks?
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