Stupid 5000 character limit

And since when was the attach function taken away
Guess I'll have to hash this thing.
I still feel like I didn't find everything though
:meow: Here we go.
welcome to our first ‘Day’ on the Island of Holly (short for Holly Goodhead?) wood.
your brilliant hosts, Toven(one of her screen names but not reach 6k cap)and myself.
But don’t be afraid to be vicious… savage (oh ya)s are people to(There is a Leto or it’s short for Leto Atrides? But both of them don't reach 6k cap)o!
go for the gold, and the Sage(there is a Sage and The Sage. The Sage reaches over 6k cap)s of wisdom shall guide you in your path to victor(either short for Dr. Victor Lehnsherr or Victor Creed. Creed does not reach 6k cap)
As I m (there is an asim, but doesn’t reach 6k cap)entioned before as well
Hidden within this text are several Hype!(short for Superhero Hype! ? Mirko’s sn, but doesn’t reach 6k cap) screen names for you to locate
For example if I said ‘Wilhelm-Scream’, then you’d know the answer
A mind-knot Jakesterholic(there is a sn with this exact spelling, but doesn’t reach 6k cap) would be,
Some will be very rough. Neck(no brainer)pain can occur from glaring too hard… so another tip I’ll offer: can’t think of a name(yup)of
You have permission from the Captain!
(we got The Captain which doesn’t reach 6k cap, and Captain Obvious who does reach 6k cap, so we’ll go with that)
Obviously, your search would be endless without a limit. Your loving host Kipobe has decided to put a cap on the post count
Well, no… I’m mortal. Fire can kill me. So can bullets(is a sn but doesn’t reach 6k cap)… and paper if folded correctly...
Band-aid’s in E(short for sinewave perhaps? Who does reach 6k cap)ngland used to be called ‘plas(yup yup)ters’, and eraser(is a sn but doesn’t reach 6k cap)s were called ‘rubbers’. Go figure. Rum at t(yup yup yup)rashy package stores
The joke r(yup yup yup yup)egarding all of this is I can’t think of enough interesting posters to put in this…
and be quick(is a sn but doesn’t reach 6k cap)… first to have them all in