Hype Survivor HYPE SURVIVOR 21 - Day One, Part One discussion thread!

[The Original Bamfer]

How you know if you're playing Survivor well: you want to shoot yourself in the head.

I think of us must be doing pretty damn well.

 

[CConn]

Survivor is war!

I was hoping more cursing and pornography would be involved, though.

 

[BRUTAL]

What's your sig mean?

It's an anti-sitting declaration.

 

[CConn]

Y'know, all this talk of bias has given me a smashing idea for deciding captains. Maybe I'll let those you voted out vote on who should be tribe captains

That'd be kinda awesome.

 

[CConn]

It's an anti-sitting declaration.

But isn't it awfully awkward to type?

 

[Matt]

How you know if you're playing Survivor well: you want to shoot yourself in the head.

Thats the truth, I've never reached the level of Kipobe's manipulation and ability to run a game, but I have controlled a few games in my time and it is literally the world's biggest headache. I would rather relive my moderation of the past hurt 'n heal challenge every day for the rest of my life then try and control another game. That of course is until the next time I play and I become super competitive and start making alliances with everyone again

 

[Matt]

That'd be kinda awesome.

But then I'd have to listen to Brodie talk about biases again.

 

[CConn]

But then I'd have to listen to Brodie talk about biases again.

Ignore button.

 

[Matt]

Ignore button.

We'll see.

 

[DBella]

How you know if you're playing Survivor well: you want to shoot yourself in the head.

And here I thought that you know you're playing Survivor well if you want to shoot everyone who is not yourself in the head.

 

[Kipobe]

I think of us must be doing pretty damn well.

Haha, it's Day 1. Haha. You're mockingly saying it.... 'oh, I want to shoot myself in the head. Yay'

No, I mean you go out, buy a gun, and consider shooting yourself in the head.

No one has played good yet. You've either been kicked off (a sign of pure suck) or you're still around. And there's people who are around who were left by design... not that they fought and won. Except for Asteroid Man... he's clearly an untouchable pro.

I was hoping more cursing and pornography would be involved, though.

Clearly you've never been to war.

 

[BRUTAL]

But isn't it awfully awkward to type?

Tall desk.

 

[CConn]

Clearly you've never been to war.

Of course I've been to war.

But it was paintball.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Haha, it's Day 1. Haha. You're mockingly saying it.... 'oh, I want to shoot myself in the head. Yay'

No, I mean you go out, buy a gun, and consider shooting yourself in the head.

No one has played good yet. You've either been kicked off (a sign of pure suck) or you're still around. And there's people who are around who were left by design... not that they fought and won. Except for Asteroid Man... he's clearly an untouchable pro.


Clearly you've never been to war.

Well o'course I wasn't serious. But I can understand how it potentially can become frustrating.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Ok im off to bedfordshire, night you crazy americans.

 

[Erzengel]

No one has played good yet. You've either been kicked off (a sign of pure suck) or you're still around. And there's people who are around who were left by design... not that they fought and won. Except for Asteroid Man... he's clearly an untouchable pro.

Don't pull back the curtain on Day 1.

 

[Kipobe]

Thats the truth, I've never reached the level of Kipobe's manipulation and ability to run a game, but I have controlled a few games in my time and it is literally the world's biggest headache. I would rather relive my moderation of the past hurt 'n heal challenge every day for the rest of my life then try and control another game. That of course is until the next time I play and I become super competitive and start making alliances with everyone again

Playing survivor for some players is like driving a '57 Chevy. If you own one, you don't drive it all the time, and you don't drive it for any other purpose than for pleasure. It's a ***** to crank up, but when it gets going and you're on the open road, stay the hell out of it's way. Also, it will get totalled and you'll die.

And here I thought that you know you're playing Survivor well if you want to shoot everyone who is not yourself in the head.

No no, silly. That just means the game just started.... or ended.

 

[CConn]

Tall desk.

Oh, Mister Big Shot.

 

[Matt]

Well o'course I wasn't serious. But I can understand how it potentially can become frustrating.

Imagine having to spend several hours instructing and explaining to several children how to do something and if just one of them messes up or doesn't listen, or makes the slightest error you have to spend the next several hours sitting infront of a computer screen scrambling desperately to fix the little error. Then imagine doing this every 2 days for 2 months straight. Kinda what its like to play the "mastermind" role in Hype Survivor successfully.

 

[BRUTAL]

Oh, Mister Big Shot.

Tall shot

 

[Matt]

Playing survivor for some players is like driving a '57 Chevy. If you own one, you don't drive it all the time, and you don't drive it for any other purpose than for pleasure. It's a ***** to crank up, but when it gets going and you're on the open road, stay the hell out of it's way. Also, it will get totalled and you'll die.

That is quite possible the most insightful thing I have ever heard

 

[CConn]

Tall shot

That doesn't read as witty as it should.

 

[Kipobe]

Of course I've been to war.

But it was paintball.

I never had porn at paintball.

Well o'course I wasn't serious. But I can understand how it potentially can become frustrating.

Have you ever tried to put together a million piece puzzle on a race track whilst wearing one of those big foam fingers? It's like that, but with more cowbell.

Don't pull back the curtain on Day 1.

I have no stake, young Erz. Be free of your burdens. Run naked through the shrubs. Knock over a small Mexican boy whilst he's peeing!

 

[CConn]

I never had porn at paintball.

You'd be amazed what US Senators do in their spare time.

 

[Erzengel]

I have no stake, young Erz. Be free of your burdens. Run naked through the shrubs. Knock over a small Mexican boy whilst he's peeing!

Where is Tangled Web?