Hype Survivor Hype Survivor: Day 16 "Go to Hell, Matt"

[Venom Drool]

he's alive?

 

[Eric Draven]

You seem to know quite a few intimate details about dmcnx

 

[Kipobe]

sorry old chum

my fingers arent as fast as they used to be

much like your penis

I don't really know if a 'fast penis' is exactly a good thing. I mean, it's not like my penis has legs. It's no 'faster' than me. Where does it need to go?

Now, if you mean as far as cumming, then consider your logic: a fast penis is that of one who is inexperienced and deficient in the way of pleasing the ladies (or the gentlemen, if that's your fancy). A slower penis denotes one that takes to time to intricately pleasure the partner(s). Under these precedents, I am glad to say that my penis is not as fast as it once was, and I can give a good pounding when ready because of Kip Jr. not being in a hurry to get from A to B... like others.

Sorry, your insult was rejected. Try again.

 

[Venom Drool]

he's having an affair behind my back...

 

[Matt]

I'm a great delagater.

You let Brodie do this over TMOB and comic trivia? I just died a little on the inside.

 

[Kipobe]

he's alive?

Probably not. But it didn't stop me from celebrating River Phoenix's dead ass birthday yesterday, did it?

 

[Kipobe]

You seem to know quite a few intimate details about dmcnx

I read a thread.

 

[Eric Draven]

Probably not. But it didn't stop me from celebrating River Phoenix's dead ass birthday yesterday, did it?

Wait, you're a necrophiliac now? You disgust me

 

[Venom Drool]

I don't really know if a 'fast penis' is exactly a good thing. I mean, it's not like my penis has legs. It's no 'faster' than me. Where does it need to go?

Now, if you mean as far as cumming, then consider your logic: a fast penis is that of one who is inexperienced and deficient in the way of pleasing the ladies (or the gentlemen, if that's your fancy). A slower penis denotes one that takes to time to intricately pleasure the partner(s). Under these precedents, I am glad to say that my penis is not as fast as it once was, and I can give a good pounding when ready because of Kip Jr. not being in a hurry to get from A to B... like others.

Sorry, your insult was rejected. Try again.

see 'aren't what they used to be'

omit fast..

add 'kipobe is fat'

done and done

 

[Kipobe]

Wait, you're a necrophiliac now? You disgust me

Don't act like you didn't get me hooked

see 'aren't what they used to be'

omit fast..

add 'kipobe is fat'

done and done

I had sex with Sofa, and was unsatisfied, so I through gasoline on her and then lit a match. She's dead now, but you can probably have one last go if you act quick.

 

[Venom Drool]

she's online though?

 

[Eric Draven]

Don't act like you didn't get me hooked

Oh sure, blame the minority. It's always a racial thing with you

 

[Kipobe]

Her s/n is online. Big difference.

 

[Sofa]

Her s/n is online. Big difference.

How cute.

 

[Kipobe]

Oh sure, blame the minority. It's always a racial thing with you

Doesn't Asia have like, more people in the world than anyone else? Minority my ass

 

[Venom Drool]

Oh sure, blame the minority. It's always a racial thing with you

old smiley makes me happy

 

[Kipobe]

How cute.

Venom called you a skank. I told him not to, but he just rattled on with some monologue on how he was gonna kill you and have one last fling. I really think you should get him therapy.

 

[Eric Draven]

Doesn't Asia have like, more people in the world than anyone else? Minority my ass

Why don't you put on your white robe or something

 

[Venom Drool]

Venom called you a skank. I told him not to, but he just rattled on with some monologue on how he was gonna kill you and have one last fling. I really think you should get him therapy.

he's lying i swear!

it was pillow talk baby thats all!

 

[Sofa]

Yah, sure it was. Thats what you always say.

 

[Venom Drool]

you killed the thread babe. .you suck

 

[Kipobe]

rowr

 

[Kipobe]

Why don't you put on your white robe or something

it's like a bad remake of that Dave Chappelle sketch

 

[Venom Drool]

rowr

rawr yourself

 

[Eric Draven]

it's like a bad remake of that Dave Chappelle sketch

Except I'm not blind